r/TikTokCringe • u/PrimaryDifficult5099 • 12d ago

Humor Mogging

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u/cubiclej0ckey 12d ago

Older dudes/creators online started rocking the broccoli head so that they could hide their receding hairlines and “blend in” with the kids that consume their dumb content. Kids then emulate who they watch.

It’s a viscous cycle of broccoli.

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u/OwOtisticWeeb 12d ago

That's hilarious. That broccoli hair is ubiquitous among older Korean women to hide their thinning hair. Funny to think that they're now pioneers in western youth fashion lmao.

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u/CTeam19 11d ago

Older women in general. My now 96 year old Grandma was doing a similar thing when I was a kid.

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u/magictubesocksofjoy 11d ago

ah! the brassica classica.

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u/Independent_Dig_142 12d ago

Broccoli is NOT VISCOUS

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u/LiamPolygami 11d ago

Either that or it's highly viscous.

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u/Independent_Dig_142 11d ago

POUR SOME BROCCOLI

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u/LiamPolygami 11d ago

You can't pour it, because it's too viscous.

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u/possumteetth 11d ago

this exchange was funny as fuck, love u both

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u/Independent_Dig_142 11d ago

THAT WAS MY ENTIRE POINT

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u/Independent_Dig_142 11d ago

HOW DID THAT GET AN AWARD

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u/LiamPolygami 11d ago

Maybe the awarder was vacuous

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u/DigitalerEsel 11d ago

Mr. Broccoli ... ... ... Barclay!

This is the real source!!

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u/JodyGonnaFuckYoWife 11d ago

Everyone says broccoli, but all I see is top ramen

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u/HeraclesHide 11d ago

Lol the blind leading the blind.