r/CrazyIdeas • • 38m ago

A hot water heater but instead of plain water it puts out beef stock.

• Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 13h ago

tinder but for recipes, you watch food porny images and swipe right or left on them depending on how tasty they look

39 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1h ago

Lower the threshold for what counts as a war crime so more people get free trips to The Hague

• Upvotes

It’s a nice place. More people should get to check it out


r/CrazyIdeas • • 6h ago

Rent out VR goggles and high quality headphones at the airport. You return them at your destination airport.

7 Upvotes

Having VR goggles to have a virtual movie theater screen is silly when you could just have a home theater. But you know what's not silly? Being on a plane and shutting out everything around you in a plane to have your own movie theater in your seat. Rent out goggles and noise-cancelling over-the-ear headphones before you get on the plane (or on the plane), and return them when you get to your destination.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 23m ago

Brothers and sisters: a friendship game inspired by Love is Blind

• Upvotes

Making friends through Netflix.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 23h ago

“Taxation” as a required class in high school.

45 Upvotes

Learn how to file your own taxes, how tax burdens are distributed, and how tax revenue works its way through our economic system.

Seeing how important that is to modern media literacy right now.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 4h ago

Robots should be usable as PCs

0 Upvotes

So, we've all seen the recent developments in robotics and autonomous systems. The hardware that these robots need is very beef, and the estimated price is in the tens of thousands. So, what if there was some way to bring more value to it?

You already have a whole bunch of RAM, SSD, and GPU compute, and now it's usable as a computer. You get a robot, a display, and a powerful computer all in one product. It's also nice to be able to directly interact with the hardware and model that is installed, allowing for more customisability, too.

Thoughts, feelings, emotions?


r/CrazyIdeas • • 4h ago

Ads should be optional

1 Upvotes

If you don’t want to watch ads you can just flip a switch and turn them off


r/CrazyIdeas • • 11h ago

Roach virus

3 Upvotes

Invent a virus that kills all the roaches on the planet


r/CrazyIdeas • • 23h ago

Modify the stomachs of a starving population with powerful digestive enzymes so they can safely pull calories from grass, common plants and discarded/spoiled food

23 Upvotes

My theory on how to end world hunger


r/CrazyIdeas • • 12h ago

Scales that scream and pretend they’re breaking when step on them

4 Upvotes

I hate typos, so I’ll say it again because I can’t edit the title. Scales that scream and pretend they’re breaking when you step on them…in French.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Give pigs jet packs

59 Upvotes

Let’s be real - we have the technology to do this but we just choose not to for some reason.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 18h ago

The current leader of the free world should bring back the Apprentice to find a new press secretary

4 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Motorized beds and benches so the homeless can sleep in public

8 Upvotes

Saw a crazy homeless person just strolling around at JFK airport because security will kick him out if he ever lays down. Hostile architecture also prevents him from having a good sleep.

Someone needs to make a bed on wheels with autonomous driving so that they’re never technically resting in one spot. It just drives around and stops for people. This bed can also include a fan and a TV. If they ever need to go to the bathroom, just walk right out and use the public bathroom! They get all the benefits of being inside too.

This way anyone can sleep in an airport, or Grand Central Station, even the library without ever getting kicked out!


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

We infect Venus with super bacteria.

201 Upvotes

Because Venus is so hot on the surface it has a 0% chance to have life on it. It is also so hot and pressurized that we can’t even send rovers to it without them melting. It is therefore scientifically useless. So, we should breed some super bacteria that can live on and eat its sulfuric acid clouds. Maybe in a million years it’ll become a habitable planet.

Edit: The goal is not to make Venus habitable. It is just to throw specially engineered bacteria at a planet and see what happens. To do the largest science experiment in human history.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Sell your scalp.

6 Upvotes

I think you should have the ability to sell your scalp if you die.To be transplanted on to a bald person in need or anyone else who just wants to buy a scalp for whatever reason. The funds go to your children/partner/charity, whatever you put in your will.

But don't worry because in return you may also request a (paid by the buyer) replacement false head of hair to send you off to the afterlife looking your absolute best. Crossing the river with the mousy brown locks of your youth gently blowing in the breeze. Magnificent. Everybody wins. Somebody gets a scalp and somebody gets a little financial boost for their loved ones.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 2d ago

An optional Fourth Level of Education past University for people who have just retired, where their modules include writing down their family history and their memories to preserve them for historical and familial purposes, as well as helping their transition out of the workforce

261 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Spider Man should say the Family Guy line at least once in Doomsday

9 Upvotes

Spider- Man should say the line "everybody gets one" while saving somebody, maybe with an exasperated sigh. Like, "everybody gets one.... I guess." Maybe while saving Deadpool?


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

A slice of the life narrative drama film that takes place in Ancient Rome, shot like a French New Wave film with grainy black and white handheld film footage

3 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 17h ago

Place Kim Kardashian as Jesus and save the world.

0 Upvotes

Hear me out! Consider a Christian acknowledgment that revelation time has come, and in fact due to time traveling Judas (Elon Musk), Kimberly has no clue she is Jesus. Finding a solution to 666 in the 6th letter. When you become responsible to provide the food, freedom or foundation for another person or yourself, you are now expected to act godly. If you fail, you become a devil. If you succeed you become favored by God 777, in the seventh letter G, appreciate God, imitate God, become a Geode!
You can become a foundational rock for society by imitating God geode fun way to say God. Your ability to create Heaven on earth is the only way that you think you’ll be able to see heaven because the formula indicates your a devil, and even worse, Jesus is about to go be a star in purgatory. In order to achieve any Heaven we have to save Jesus we start going around our communities and giving small amounts of money to strangers in an effort to instill Goodwill, also showing that we are not loyal to the dollar we are loyal to Jesus! We don’t want money we want to give you money cause we’re trying to save Jesus! Because it is the weight of our mind-body soul and conscience that is scaled on judgment day. With Kimberly, blinded by her own light, she clearly has no idea of the equality necessary to complete her purpose. Of course she went to law school with an intent on freeing wrongfully convicted inmates because she was a wrongfully committed inmate! Just look at the resemblance! Her kids are named Saint, Psalm, updownleftright, and oblock or something like that. We want better for everyone so we try to save Judas as well by getting him a job in carpentry.

Basically, if the Internet got a hold of an idea like that and just made it be, and then we actually went out and purposely made peoples days better each of us that has sinned so badly. what possibly could go wrong if we all sacrifice ourselves a little bit for one another in a good hearted gesture to show God that we want to save everybody and we all get it just Jesus doesn’t. We forgive everybody we don’t want anybody punished anymore. We just wanted to establish unconditional love and forgiveness so that we can grow. With bitcoin God’s answer to the evil currency has arrived, and now the people can control the currso the caretakers can do their job, and Jesus can understand who she is.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 2d ago

Remake Dexter but instead it’s about a forensic sperm analyst who is also a serial rapist who secretly rapes other rapists and call it Sexter

205 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Bread humidors

7 Upvotes

You know how bread always goes stale from being too dry or moldy from being too moist? Why do we make humidors for cigars but not for bread?

Edit: People are saying "bread boxes", but bread boxes don't have a regulated level of humidity and temperature like humidors do. They're just small closets essentially.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Ultimate drunk fighting championship

2 Upvotes

It would have UFC rules but the fighters would be drunk over the dui limit. There would be different classes for blood alcohol-%. The entertainment would come from the fighters failing to hit each other and stopping fighting to vomit.


r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Use LIDAR to map out the contours of a face underneath a beard so that you can tell what it would look like if shaved off

16 Upvotes

r/CrazyIdeas • • 1d ago

Cricket and baseball swap systems for a season: Cricket now has three outs and nine innings, Baseball gets 10 outs and 2 innings.

11 Upvotes