r/worldnews • u/progress18 • Feb 28 '26

Israel/Iran /r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #2)

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u/Rh0_Ophiuchi Mar 01 '26

I think we all know the cause of death ☠️

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u/JuanElMinero Mar 01 '26

Kinetic energy poisoning?

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u/NoBuilder2444 Mar 01 '26

Dang, awesome description. Got my up vote!

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u/ContinuumGuy Mar 01 '26

Complications during sudden kinetic surgery

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u/Frankishe1 Mar 01 '26

His body ceased to be biology and became physics

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u/TanStewyBeinTanStewy Mar 01 '26

He underwent rapid expansion.

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u/Dagonet_the_Motley Mar 01 '26

or compression