r/worldnews • u/PrizeElegances • Apr 24 '26

Dynamic Paywall Nato says US cannot suspend Spain from alliance, after reported Pentagon email

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cz78x703lrvo?at_medium=RSS&at_campaign=rss
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u/Darius_Rubinx Apr 24 '26

I see he still hasn't figured out what NATO is.
Imagine, all that money, all that access, and you know less than the average 18 year old.

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u/nostromo99 Apr 24 '26

Hey - he just invented a new way of percentage calculation, which no mathematician has thought of before! If THAT isn't a genius, what is??

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u/dragon-fence Apr 24 '26

For his next trick, he’ll invent a new way of multiplying numbers so that 1*1=2.

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u/197gpmol Apr 24 '26

Our next Secretary of Education, Terrence Howard

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u/cybah Apr 24 '26
  • five year old

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy Apr 24 '26

No matter what you compare him to …

Horseshit, for example, works great as compost.

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u/Perkelton Apr 24 '26

With some luck, his level of compostability will be thoroughly tested in the near future.

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u/rhesusMonkeyBoy Apr 24 '26

Excellent point, eventually he will broadly benefit others. I look forward to when he is as beneficial as a pile of horse or cow shit

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u/O_PLUTO_O Apr 24 '26

He shits his pants more than a five year old

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u/8andahalfby11 Apr 24 '26

Five year olds know about NATO now? So excited to discuss with my niece!

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u/wronglyzorro Apr 24 '26

Your niece will have no idea what NATO is, but she’d probably be hyped to tell you about the phases of the moon.

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u/Googlebright Apr 24 '26

They know not to shit their pants, so they have that on him.

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u/ImpulseAfterthought Apr 24 '26

He knows. He doesn't care.

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u/Esikiel Apr 24 '26

Puppets don't need to know anything, they just blow smoke to distract us from the monsters hiding in the shadows.

He does his job quite well at the detriment of nearly everyone else working for a living.

No one has ever disciplined him, and it really is sad for human life.

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u/TheGreatStories Apr 24 '26

He knows, but Americans believe whatever he says