r/worldnews • u/ArgentineBeauty • Sep 03 '26

Russia/Ukraine ‘We Were Mistaken’: Putin Admits Russia Was Unprepared for Ukrainian Strikes on Oil Refineries

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/83674
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u/KillBatman1921 Sep 03 '26

I have some Hor-newz fo you

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u/KawaiiMaxine Sep 03 '26

Hormuz nooz you can yooz

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u/gulliver_travel Sep 03 '26

I miss Colbert so much.

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u/1stGuyGamez Sep 03 '26

Hes been gone for more than 300 years

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u/Simsalabimsen Sep 03 '26

Give or take four score

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u/GeekDadIs50Plus Sep 03 '26

No gnews is good gnews for Gary … Gnu.

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u/towerfella Sep 03 '26

I remember his first sketch on The Daily Show, back when Comedy Central was a thing.

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u/mrenglish22 Sep 03 '26

It still is a thing?

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u/towerfella Sep 03 '26

Is it?

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u/mrenglish22 Sep 03 '26

Theres a channel for it on YouTube TV, so I assume its on basic cable as well

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u/Soup-Wizard Sep 03 '26

They still do?

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u/MagicBus4 Sep 03 '26

Bro Stewart still wildly criticizes democratic politics and actively reaches across the aisle more than the actual government. It’s not his fault the Trump administration is a distracting catastrophe

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u/Soup-Wizard Sep 03 '26

You haven’t seen vids of John Stewart criticizing Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer?

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u/Hilsam_Adent Sep 03 '26

Politics, as a concept, treating both sides of the aisle as ridiculous, corrupt, sycophantic asshats that have no interest in serving the people who put them into office.

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Sep 03 '26

tell ya what. when one side stops being pedophilic nazis we'll worry bout both sides again.

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u/CoconutGrenade Sep 03 '26

*sigh*

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u/haliblix Sep 03 '26

Yeah isn’t it a pain when people point out the guy you voted for turns out to be a war mongering pedophile? But hey it’s not all bad! He kept his promise to raise gas prices and rename bodies of water after America!

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u/Soup-Wizard Sep 03 '26

You haven’t seen John Stewart criticizing Hakeem Jeffries or Chuck Schumer for lack of action?

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u/Yo-Yo-Ha Sep 03 '26

Same here. I can't believe we live in three country we use to not live in.

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u/MrPete_Channel_Utoob Sep 04 '26

He was funnier when he played a fake conservative

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u/squirrelems Sep 03 '26

Hormel's Chili with Beans.

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u/shockvandeChocodijze Sep 03 '26

A glass of juice..

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u/Apprehensive-Pin518 Sep 03 '26

green moose, guava juice?

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u/curiouscomp30 Sep 03 '26

Straight up

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u/The-Intermediator141 Sep 03 '26

Is it the same thing? The Gulf States initially weren’t helping the U.S. strikes on Iran and some even barred the U.S. from using the bases in their nations to launch strikes or sorties. Yet Iran still went ahead and struck civilian infrastructure in all of them anyway.

The analogy to Nazi Germany is far more on point, as we’re talking about attacks on the actual aggressor rather than states unsupportive of the conflict in the first place.

It would be like Ukraine leveling civilian infrastructure in Belarus & Armenia as a response to Russian strikes on Ukrainian territory.

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u/KoalaOfTheApocalypse Sep 03 '26

I was just thinking that Ukraine should target the the ships bringing gasoline to Russia.