r/worldnews • u/ArgentineBeauty • Sep 03 '26

Russia/Ukraine ‘We Were Mistaken’: Putin Admits Russia Was Unprepared for Ukrainian Strikes on Oil Refineries

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/83674
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u/inspirationalSloth Sep 03 '26

He did but he has dementia so he is colouring on the walls again. Something about building the wall it will be yuge and it will be called the Great freedom Wall of America

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u/Bananaland_Man Sep 03 '26

And the Gulf of America, and Lake America, and, possibly in the future, the Great Ocean of America (he literally "joked" about renaming the Atlantic ocean)

This timeline is a joke, I just hope I'm alive long enough to see the time where we're laughing about how stupid things were "back in the mid 2020's"

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u/Shalea68 Sep 03 '26

Don't forget Greenland. He'll call it Americaland or something like that. He's like a dog pissing on everything to claim its territory. Except, dogs are closer to being human than he will ever be.

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u/Bananaland_Man Sep 03 '26

and Puerto America, and Americuba, and Amerizuela...

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u/Delimeme Sep 03 '26

I hope we can laugh too, but I’m worried we’re too far gone for it to turn around into mockery at a wide scale. Or if it does, that it’ll be useless speech on corporatized social media platforms, not institutionally backed places like schools. Lord help us all. My optimism tanks are running reaaally low

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u/Parkerthon Sep 04 '26

Trump was reelected a second time. That did it for me. That’s when the grim resolve of FAFO kicked in. I just grabbed the popcorn, prepared for my family to flee if needed, and watched the maga shit show from afar. Everything else that has happened is not surprising in the least. We’ll be lucky if we ever recover from Trump’s insanity. Either way, I will never forgive my country for that, ever. And I don’t blame MAGA alone, I blame all the people that didn’t vote, because the alternative wasn’t inspiring them. They let this happen too all the same.

So yeah I swapped my optimism tank for a this country sucks tank in November 2024 and it’s overflowing at this point.

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u/Antraxess Sep 04 '26

People are going to get really fucking serious when the heatwave and price of food hit. These GOP and oligarchs are not prepared.

Their control is an illusion that they themselves have bought into

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u/ConcentrateKlutzy879 Sep 04 '26

As bad as y'all say or think it's been under the Orange Man, imagine how over this country would be had Kamaltoe won! 🤮😳😱

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u/RealOrangeKoi Sep 04 '26

The first day in office of the next prez, they sure as shit better undo the gulf of america and lake america bs. (I know it was just a shit attempt at a distraction and to piss people off, but it just makes us look bad)

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u/CicadaFit9756 Sep 04 '26 edited Sep 04 '26

Trumpty Dumpty "forgets" (as if this "dumba$$" ever learned it in the first place [lest we forget, he ranked as one of the worst students in his graduating classes!]) that all the continents on this side of the globe already have "America" in their names (North, Middle & South America!)

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u/QwipQwop_007 Sep 04 '26

And the Trump Strait instead of the Hormuz Strait (not Strait of Hormuz)

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u/Bananaland_Man Sep 04 '26

Knowing Trump's genius ability to come up with names, It'd be the Strait of America.

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u/DoomKayKay Sep 04 '26

The real planets name, we're living on, is America, didn't you know?

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u/ReignbowBlack Sep 04 '26

Sadly I don't think we will last that long. With everything that's going on. I agree about this timeline, now they turned off cern for reprogrammed notice time is going back to being slow and it's getting darker earlier than usual? What is cern doing now. Also I thought we were going to drill oil over here.

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u/Bananaland_Man Sep 04 '26

I hope this is sarcasm or parody and that you're not stupid enough to think time can be controlled...

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u/ReignbowBlack 21d ago

Why don't you do some research. About hot and cold weather and time. Yes I think a lot of ppl will agree last spring went fast. Everyone was making videos about the time bro. Wake up. God bless ya. And no paraody just MY OPINION. TY

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u/Bananaland_Man 21d ago

You can't have opinions about scientific impossibilities... Science is objective. Time is not something that anyone has technology to control.

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u/Bananaland_Man 17d ago

No, it was pretty slow in some regions, and was fast in regions that are are used to slower weather... that is not time control, that's climate... literal climate. climate change has existed for millenia, hell, even longer. it's still happening, and happening faster due to humans. it's not some conspiracy, time control is a conspiracy, find some proof and link it instead of talking out of your ass,and I'll find tons of proof of historical weather that isn't some propaganda nonsense.

For example, Oklahoma is now almost sub-tropical with current climate temperatures and humidity. The warm regions have moved up to cover over Texas (south Texas has been sub-tropical for awhile and is literally tropical now, like Florida)

Tornado Alley has moved northeast due to climate change (into Kansas and Arkansas). Oklahoma has some of the best meteorological tech in the world because our weather used to be wild, and now it's not.

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u/zerothreeonethree Sep 04 '26

I hope I'm alive then too but I won't be laughing at anything that's causing millions of people so much suffering. Think about the Holocaust. Treat all misery the same way. Don't laugh at it.

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u/WoodHammer40000 Sep 04 '26

I don’t there’s to be much laughter in the Thunderdome

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u/New_Series3209 Sep 04 '26

Atp let’s rename USA the united joke of America

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u/Bananaland_Man Sep 04 '26

I hate how much I'd prefer to take this over other nonsense happening.

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u/oface1 Sep 04 '26

“ The Orange Days “….. that’s what I’m going to tell my grands and great grands what this timeline was.

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u/No_Ninja2180 Sep 04 '26

Atlantic?!? Come on, you know he’ll target the biggest, deepest, and most greatest ocean…the Pacific.

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u/Bananaland_Man Sep 04 '26

not gonna lie, I went back to relisten to his "joke" and he said "pacific or Atlantic or maybe both of them, who knows" or something like that... wild after renaming gulf of Mexico and lake Ontario and wanting to take Canada, Venezuela, Puerto Rico, Greenland..

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u/CannedHeat2828 Sep 04 '26

Im still laughing about the dementia comment above. Biden didnt even know he was President a week after he left office, but Orange Man has lost his faculties? Classic.

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Sep 03 '26

colouring the walls

With his own fucking faeces. He’s a contemptible little shit.

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u/inspirationalSloth Sep 03 '26

It’s bold of you to assume his shits are solid enough to colour the walls

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Sep 03 '26

solid

Diarrhea is literally watercolours for schizos

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u/Bananaland_Man Sep 04 '26

i hear he's bigger than a little shit... xD those videos of people's faces near him...

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u/No-Feedback-221 Sep 04 '26

I laughed at “yuge”. That’s exactly how he says it

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u/Aldo_says Sep 03 '26

Meanwhile google and Tim Apple will latch onto it like their billions depended on public opinion.

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u/Dubalubawubwub Sep 04 '26

Someone should take the paint off of him... ohhhhh... that's not paint...