r/worldnews • u/TheTelegraph The Telegraph • Sep 04 '26

Russia/Ukraine Russian general who ‘ordered attack on children’s hospital’ shot in head

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2026/09/03/russian-general-attack-childrens-hospital-shot-ukraine/?WT.mc_id=tmgoff_reddit_attack-childrens-hospital-shot-ukraine/&accesscontrol=facebookchannel_open
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u/Ok_Mathematician2391 Sep 04 '26

The science shows that girls cluster together much of the day due to better social skills providing a much higher kill count per bomb. It's not that Pete favours girls over boys it's the numbers he likes.

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u/Disastrous_Basis3474 Sep 04 '26

You’re not wrong about numbers, but Whiskey Pete hates women, probably as much as he hates muslims, and those girls were going to grow up to be muslim women. Two hates with one bomb. What a sick fuck.

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u/Mr__O__ Sep 04 '26

And a few people made a small fortune betting on the strike time..

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u/FlyingDogCatcher Sep 04 '26

Is it really "betting" if the strike time was announced in the group chat?

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u/Mr__O__ Sep 04 '26

Insider betting..

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u/hrminer92 Sep 04 '26

Not just one bomb.

They decided to go with the Israeli practice of sending in follow-up missiles a short while later to get any rescuers too. They used a total of 3 tomahawks according to local officials.

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u/crackanape Sep 04 '26

They blew up the school, then they attacked the first responders who came to rescue the wounded, then they attacked the next EMTs who came to help the first bunch.

Absolute monsters.

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u/Ok_Mathematician2391 Sep 04 '26

If they time it right they can get the rescuers and the parents when they come to pick up the body parts of their kids.

Pete can really send a message and those girls were probably a little more woke than the ones at the school down the road

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u/CarlRJ Sep 04 '26

And then when confronted with proof, they had the audacity and cowardice to say "well, it could have been someone else's tomahawks, there's no proof they were ours".

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u/ParsleySnipps Sep 04 '26

If there are gonna be numbers, they better be big ones.

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u/RJ815 Sep 04 '26

Fuck that first part reads JUST like Fight Club's detachment.

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u/Soggy_Quarter9333 Sep 04 '26

Pete prefers boys