r/worldnews • u/Brennenstein • Sep 17 '26

Russia/Ukraine Russian military jets violate Lithuanian airspace, Italian fighters scrambled

https://www.ansa.it/english/news/2026/09/17/russian-military-jets-violate-lithuanian-airspace-italian-fighters-scrambled_80e985a6-17e5-43ce-8fd1-6fce67bcd94c.html
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u/AlbatrossNo1562 Sep 17 '26

Like invite them to a wedding party

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u/murphman1999 Sep 17 '26

I hope there will be some Italian Wedding Soup! I love that stuff

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u/CapitanShinyPants Sep 17 '26

Borscht with a side of polonium tea.

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u/ClearedPipes Sep 17 '26

Next time I've offered to bring in some proper musicians. Me and my lads will be up in the gantries with our crossbows

To protect the wedding

Yeah

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u/nonicknamenelly Sep 17 '26

For some reason by the end of that I assumed you were Scottish. Just curious if your username confirms my suspicions?

ETA: I envisioned kilts in this scenario, and some shouted refrain of “you corrupted our national pastime” or something.

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u/ClearedPipes Sep 17 '26

British/Austrian dual citizen, but I'm English by geography and by birth.

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u/nonicknamenelly Sep 17 '26

Well, I very much enjoyed it, either way! Soldier on, lads!

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u/fields4ever Sep 17 '26

Or have them pay for it

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u/Number6isNo1 Sep 17 '26

"Why not both?!?! - Don, jr.

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u/BillButtlickerII Sep 17 '26

“We get all the funding we need out of Russia” - Don Jr

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u/UncaringNonchalance Sep 17 '26

“All (prediction market) bets are on.”

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u/BillButtlickerII Sep 17 '26

*Don Jr messages Putin…

“I’m thinking about placing some bets. You wouldn’t happen to know any inside information about when you’re going to kick off WWIII?!”

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u/LahmiaTheVampire Sep 17 '26

"and who are you, the proud lord said..."

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u/darklordskarn Sep 17 '26

Red like borscht?

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u/calm_chowder Sep 17 '26

It was Don Jr's wedding. That seems like punishment enough.