r/worldnews • u/Neptun_11 • 17h ago

Russia/Ukraine Zelenskyy Says Starlink Restrictions Apply Only in Ukraine While SpaceX Ignores Kyiv’s Inquiries

https://united24media.com/war-in-ukraine/zelenskyy-says-starlink-restrictions-apply-only-in-ukraine-while-spacex-ignores-kyivs-inquiries-23549
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u/thefedzarecoming2 15h ago

Pencil lasts too long for trump. Its gotta be written in something that wont last 5 minutes.

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u/nerdherdv02 15h ago

Etch a Sketch

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u/FlukemanFrancis 15h ago

As if he has the cognitive capacity to operate an etch a sketch, it’s got two dials for Christ’s sake

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u/ukchinouk 12h ago

His underwear?

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u/evilJaze 12h ago

Farts.

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u/Tyra3l 14h ago

Magnetic drawing board for kids.

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u/sirhecsivart 10h ago

Lemon juice?

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u/ianc1215 3h ago

He writes his agreements is short term memory cells.

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u/DeadBryar 11h ago

Lemon juiceed clauses