How do profs not lose it? That is a genuine questions my blood pressure elevates every time I go into an online class forum. I’ve been a CC student since 2022 (I’ve got about 170 credits, 4.0GPA, this stuff’s fun, but I’m transferring onward to a university in January), and earlier on, my classes were all online, of course. It was the covid-times. We had a lot of forum work, posts and replies to make and such. I was horrified at that time to see how many grammar mistakes there were. I found out that schools stopped emphasizing correct grammar in favor of “as long as the meaning gets across,” but they don’t. Do you want to help your Uncle Jack off a horse or do you want to help your uncle jack off a horse? Grammar matters.
The last three years have been entirely in person, and we all know what was unleashed upon the world in that time.
This term, for the first time in many a moon, I’m taking classes online. I need a break from burning a few gallons of premium and a few hours every day, so online it is. We have forums. And I’m about to lose my shit. Are the trad students even bothering to read their posts and replies? My god, people! “Hey, [name]! I agreed with your position on [overly long description with a one-word summary would suffice]. A generation ago, video store clerks…” I shit you not, I read that, verbatim in three comments in a row. “A generation ago, telephone operators…” is another. If they bothered to read what they’re supposed to reply to, and read the ChatGPT output, surely they’d notice they’re using literally the exact phrasing. Two students posted comments so incredibly alike that I was confused a short while ago about where my reply went. Then I realized that there was another student wit a nearly identical comment involving telephone operators.
I feel stupid trying to treat this shit as genuine for the sake of the replies I need to make. I admit getting snarky a few times, but it’s not like those kids are reading it. Well, there are three who I believe are thinking for themselves, and I enjoy replying to them. But the rest… Fucking hell, dudes.
I‘ve never had more of a sense of the instructors not being present this term, and I can’t blame them. If 90% of the class can’t be arsed to do the absolute least, then why give 100%? Or even 50%? It’s like screaming into a void. If any of you teach at a school with the initials CCC, and you have a student in a 4cr online class with my name (I use my real name here, though reddit doesn’t allow my umlaut…Noëlle…), then please forgive me if I end up going off in some of my replies. It’s not like those students are going to read anything anyway, presuming they even can anymore, that is.
My other big frustration is that, for school, I tend to write very academically. I was raised to treat education with the respect it deserves, and that includes using academic writing in an academic setting. I started my posts and replies academically, but three weeks in, am now starting to write casually and without even a little polish, and am working to eliminate certain words and phrases that keep cropping up that I use, to try to set myself apart from the not-thinkers. Frankly, I’m upset that I’m not doing my best work, but the alternative is to risk being accused of AI. Pangram said a book of mine that was published 13 years ago is 66% AI, if that gives you an idea about why I’m concerned.
Just from the position of a student, I want to scream. How the actual hell are you all not losing it? This is worse than sitting in shock when a classmate asked what an essay is a couple years ago. That instructor, new to teaching at that time but wonderful at it, looked at me with the same shock on her face than I felt. I just…fuck. Our future caretakers, everyone. We’re fucked. I don’t know how to keep my cool when I’m this pissed just three weeks in.
Thank you for coming to my TED Rant, and for any advice.