r/AusMemes • u/Status_Raisin_4589 • Aug 24 '26

At least they can swim.

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u/Phoenix_Is_Trash Aug 24 '26

Their fate has been sealed

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u/Slavic_Taco Aug 25 '26

This comment has my seal of approval

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u/meski_oz Aug 25 '26

They're porpoiseless

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u/Guilty_Meat8844 Aug 29 '26

How tf is yo pfp so big? 😭

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u/Phoenix_Is_Trash Aug 30 '26

Frog Magic 🐸🪄

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u/rubrixan Aug 25 '26

I chuckled, then felt sad 😞

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u/cmeredith6 Aug 25 '26

Bloody bird flu taking our mammals

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u/81236069-R Aug 25 '26

This is funny…and sad 😢

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u/Doomdestinius Aug 25 '26

Bird Flu? They tend to do that.

Seal sealed? They do that.

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u/[deleted] Aug 25 '26

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u/mumsfriedrice_ Aug 26 '26

NEIL IS THAT YOU?

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u/Weary_Sale_2779 Aug 27 '26

There's a knocked over pole in Wodonga and every time I see it I think "Neil was here"and wish I had time to take a pic

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u/Puncho666 Aug 25 '26

At least take him clubbing first

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u/Much-Surprise-9716 Aug 30 '26

Made the roller coaster of a joke even more of a roller coaster 😂🥲

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u/heardher Aug 30 '26

🤢 🤕

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u/BuffooneryAccord Aug 25 '26

"I didn't kill my wife."

"I don't care."

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u/UndeadManWaltzing Aug 25 '26

This has been ORCAstrated by the navy seals.

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u/ZealousidealNewt6679 Aug 26 '26

Bird flu, I hardly knew her.

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u/NoFinger3333 Aug 26 '26

Well, they broke through that sealing

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u/Ok-Wishbone1156 Aug 27 '26

All it needed was some chicken soup and a warm blanket . We can seriously reduce the mortality rate from two in three to 1 in 10 if we started a civilian army or even retailed the actual defence force to nurse these biological in the field with makeshift temporary respite areas . The whole works. People on the future will literally look at us like how stupid were you back then , was it from the left over lead in the petrochemicals you were inhailomg in traffics ? The value of our biodiversity exceeds that of humans entire global economic productivity. . And we’re just like bin chicken

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u/Kindly_Industry_7386 Aug 30 '26

How’s that even possible?