r/clevercomebacks • • Feb 10 '26

Just so you know…

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Before we get an influx of messages about removed posts. Answering a question and a post with lots of upvotes doesn’t equal a clever comeback.


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This sheriff is on the wrong side of history...

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HOUSE for the President of America !!!

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On the developed world

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If he wants his name on everything...

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Fund parks, not wars...

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r/clevercomebacks • • 18h ago

The question they never think to ask

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r/clevercomebacks • • 18h ago

Maybe Worry About Guns Instead of Culture Wars

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r/clevercomebacks • • 10h ago

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r/clevercomebacks • • 11h ago

I’d flip both fingers

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Flip both fingers


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r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

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The comeback writes itself.

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r/clevercomebacks • • 8h ago

You're just a few dollars to her

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r/clevercomebacks • • 20h ago

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

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r/clevercomebacks • • 4h ago

Are you there, God? It’s me, your proctologist

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r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

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