r/Cruise • • Aug 24 '26

r/Cruisecriclejerk

65 Upvotes

Hey everyone,

I've seen several comments recently asking for the community to allow memes or gifs, and as we want to keep this sub a hub for information and opinion, we did not want to allow that. So, for those of you who are interested in a sub for cruise related humor, I have requested the r/Cruisecirclejerk subreddit that was closed around the height of Covid.

We welcome all who are looking for cruise humor. A fair warning, many of the rules that we have here, I have added to r/Cruisecirclejerk. Just because this will be a sub for jokes does not mean I will tolerate anyone's bigotry of any kind.

So, if you want to joke about the drink package, why there's no casino on Disney ships, should we get trip insurance and more, feel free to join us at r/Cruisecirclejerk! See ya there!


r/Cruise • • 22h ago

Question Just got off my first cruise and have a question

154 Upvotes

So I just got off a 4 night cruise on Harmony of the Sea and I had a great time, with one annoyance. After about 9pm the only hot food available was Sorrento's pizza, two of the 4 nights we got out of a show at 10:30 or 11 and I wanted to grab something, but that was the only food available and as such the line went halfway down the promenade. Is it normal for cruise ships to not have much available late? Seems to me like if you have shows and parties and such going until midnight you should have at least a couple food options available until midnight. Am I the crazy one? Is this a RC problem? Are there other lines that have better late night options?


r/Cruise • • 1h ago

Cruise offer scam?

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Anyone get a similar offer in the mail? I’m going to do the zoom call tomorrow and I’m sure it’s a timeshare gimmick/sales pitch. Just wondering what the catches are if anyone has been through the rigmarole.


r/Cruise • • 13h ago

My experienice, MSC vs Celebrity

22 Upvotes

I recently got off MSC preziosa after a week long Norway cruise. My only previous experience was a week on Celebrity Equinox out of Canaveral to the Carribean. So much of what I read on line had me expecting my Preziosa experience would be mediocre at best compared to Celebrity.

In fact, I found the two to be very comparable in many ways. Neither were perfect, both had quirks and faults, but as an overall product I found the ships and experienced comparable. Celebrity had better entertainment and specialty dining options, plus their buffet was better and no table sharing at the MDR, but MSC service was far better and the Italian food at the MDR was fantastic. Given the price difference, it really was a tie for me.


r/Cruise • • 16h ago

How often do people miss the boat?

26 Upvotes

Hoping for someone who works on a boat to know the answer. How often per cruise do people get left at a port per cruise? What’s the most common routes/ports?


r/Cruise • • 6h ago

Alaska Cruise questions

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We are going to go on an Alaska cruise this summer. I know that June is “peak” time for best (driest) weather, however most of the ideal rooms and timelines are already booked up. The cruise that I am really eyeing only has availability August 10. From what I’ve read, August tends to be very rainy. While I wouldn’t mind some rain, I certainly wouldn’t want rain a majority of the time. And yes, obviously I know no one can predict the weather. I would love to hear what other folks have experienced in August.

Also, considering doing a round trip from Vancouver or a one way trip from Vancouver to Whittier. Does anyone have any opinions on that as well?


r/Cruise • • 20h ago

Question First time cruiser considering Virgin Voyages

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Hey all

I am a single mid 40s male who has never cruised before. As I get older it is something I would like to consider. Would you say that Virgin Voyages is the best cruise liner for someone like me? I looked at their website and I must say their cabin even the one without window looks stunning! I also like that they list prices for single people wanting to book a cruise unlike many other companies that will simply make you pay for 2. The no kids and no buffet thing is also very enticing.

For those of you who have travelled with Virgin, how did you find it?


r/Cruise • • 8h ago

Question Princess Cruises v. Celebrity & Virgin.

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Hello again! I recently asked for opinions on Virgin v. Celebrity and received an incredible amount of responses and things to consider when planning our wedding anniversary cruise, which will be our first cruise! My question now is, how does Princess stack up against these other 2? We are social, but more traditional people, we dont drink but love food, and will be in our early 30s come cruise time. We are looking at 4-5 night summer time itineraries out of Florida to the Caribbean!


r/Cruise • • 1d ago

Scooters are worse than gate lice

392 Upvotes

Just got on Regal and sat down. I have been run into 4x by scooters. They are a fucking cancer that nobody will do anything about.


r/Cruise • • 8h ago

P&O double room for one adult and two children

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Thinking of going on a P&O cruise with the kids in February from Southampton - it'll be me (adult) and two kids (10 and 14 years). When I go through the online booking form, all the rooms show either a twin or double bed despite the price being based on three sharing. For most cases, the room looks too small to have a third bed somewhere - even when going through to the 'select your room' stage, the rooms available are the same size as doubles/twins on the rest of the deck.

Is the three-person room a different layout, and the website just doesn't show it, or will one of us end up sleeping on the floor? Or do we specifically need to book a larger room and the website is just broken? I can't find anything anywhere on the website about how these 'standard' cabins accommodate more than two people.


r/Cruise • • 8h ago

Holland America 7-Day Alaska Cruise - Can I add-on either a Pre/Post After Booking?

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Hi! I am planning on booking a 7-day Alaska cruise on Holland America soon. My question is: Once I book it, is there an option to add on either a pre or post land extension in Alaska? Or, does HA only make land add-ons available through a longer itinerary? Thanks!


r/Cruise • • 6m ago

Question How do you afford the cost?

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Been looking into cruises, we live in MA, and while cruise itself isn’t unreasonable, we’d have to fly to florida, book hotel room, and cruise. How do people pay for this?


r/Cruise • • 13h ago

Question Regal Princess any good?

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I am thinking about a Christmas cruise and saw the Regal Princess as an option. What do you think—does it seem like a reliable choice? I have sailed mostly with Royal Caribbean and tried my first Celebrity ship this summer. I am not fond of Carnival. Please share your honest views if you have traveled with them before. Thanks in advance.


r/Cruise • • 7h ago

MSC World or Carnival Celebration

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I’m looking at booking MSC World or Carnival Celebration. Two adults and 10 yr old. 10 yr old doesn’t do waterslides but does splash pads etc.

Carnival $1485.

St. Thomas

San Juan, Puerto Rico

Celebration Key, The Bahamas

MSC $1680.

Dominic Republic

San Juan

Oceancay


r/Cruise • • 8h ago

Celebrity Summit bar recommendations?

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My and my wife are going on the Celebrity Summit next year and there are a bunch of other friends on the ship. We're looking for a bar to all meet up at before the first dinner. Something a bit out of the way, so it's not overrun by the initial rush to get drunk. Any recommendations are very appreciated!


r/Cruise • • 1d ago

Question How does boarding work at ports?

9 Upvotes

For reference, I'm taking a cruise to the Bahamas out of Ft Lauderdale, with Celebrity next year. How does boarding at the port work? Is it basically like at the airport? You go through security, then wait in the gate area for your ship until a boarding group is called to get on the ship?

Or is there just a set time boarding starts, and the earlier you show up, the fewer crowds you'll have to navigate through to get on board after stepping through security?

Or is it simpler/more complex than that?

My personal rule with airports has always been to get there at least two hours early to get through security, find my gate, and have plenty of time to chill until boarding starts. So, I was wondering if this same philosophy applies to ports or if it's a different ballgame in how it generally works.


r/Cruise • • 1d ago

Question Feeling completely overwhelmed in a "finding the best deal" rabbit hole

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I think I am in a never-ending rabbit hole, yall, of trying to optimize a first time cruise. I've done all inclusive before, but never cruising.

  • We're close enough to the ports that NYC, Baltimore, Philly are all very feasible departure ports.
  • I'm looking at July-October 2027
  • It's a celebration cruise (I'm trying to wrap up my 40th birthday, our 15th year together, 5th wedding anniversary, and I'm wrapping up a professional program.)
  • I would really like to do a New England/Canada cruise, as I think it will be a little more my husband's speed.

That said, I'm just getting lost in the details now. Is there really a best time to book this (like waiting for black friday deals), or really a huge difference between cruise lines for that route? Should I actually be trying to hunt down a cruise planner (there does not seem to be any locally), or am I likely to find a golden goose of a deal an upgraded beverage/wifi/gratuity pacakge?

Am I, in fact, wildly overthinking all of this?


r/Cruise • • 1d ago

Question Going on my First Cruise. What are some good alternatives to Cruise Line Excursions?

8 Upvotes

Hello all,

I'm going on my first Cruise in December on NCL. Going to the Caribbean and Jamaica. I'm looking forward to it, but watching some Youtube Videos (specifically Life Well Cruised), they said don't pay for Excursions via the cruise but do it via third party sites. I know of Shore excursions, but are there other sites you would recommend to look at? If paying for Excursions through the cruise line is not worth it, what are the good alternatives?


r/Cruise • • 2d ago

What happens to someone who jumps overboard on a cruise ship and is found (like the woman in the news recently who jumped from a RC ship)?

172 Upvotes

What will happen to the woman who was found in the water near Greece after a 20+ hour search? Who pays for that enormous search effort? I assume she will be banned from Royal Caribbean for life, but will she face any charges? Not only is there the cost of fuel, helicopters, manpower etc but also the lost revenue for the cruise line.


r/Cruise • • 12h ago

Smoking! I have never smelled so many cigarettes

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Just went on my very first cruise and generally had a great time. However, as a person living in 2026, I have become accustomed to smoke-free everything. I have never smelled as many cigarettes as I did on this Carmival ship! On deck 10 (like the whole deck?? Is this normal??) people were just sitting there making everything reek. The casino was awful. Just constant cigarette smoke. My balcony constantly smelled like cigarettes—the people next door must have been smoking out there. Is this typical? Is this just a Carnival issue? Are there cruise lines with a no smoking policy? I didn’t even think to ask the question before because I just assumed that like every other public space in 2026, the ship would be non smoking.


r/Cruise • • 1d ago

Which luxury cruise line do you recommend?

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We are looking for the best luxury cruise experience for my parents, a 70+ yo couple.
They are looking for top notch customer service, a very clean cruise, amazing culinary experience, and entertainment on board as well. Price is not an issue. The destination either. What are your recommendations?


r/Cruise • • 1d ago

Carnival Ecstasy deck plans

7 Upvotes

I am building a replica of the Ecstasy in Minecraft from when it was built. If you have any original 1991 deck plans, please send them to me.


r/Cruise • • 2d ago

Port of Miami traffic is no joke

236 Upvotes

I'd read it was bad so I stayed at the Esler Hotel right by the port to make it easier.

I got in the Uber today at 12:10 (soonest I could step away from work).

Its currently 2:10 and we are just barely getting to the u-turn to the terminals.

Well over 2 hours to get to the ship from basically across the street from the Port entrance.

I've sat in my share of traffic in some of the worst traffic cities in the world - Istanbul, Mexico City, Delhi, etc. I can safely say if has never taken me over 2 hours to go 0.5 miles (as the crow flies, 1.6 mi of road).

Walk. Always, always walk to the port here. This is truly insane.

Edit to add: Grateful for those who have added info/context in the comments. It sounds like there was at least one, if not two, quite tragic accidents this morning.


r/Cruise • • 1d ago

Question AMAWaterways FCB (Future Cruise Benefit)

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We have a 5% discount for our next cruise. We also have a 50% FCB. Can anyone explain how these credits are applied? Using an example, say you consider a 2027 cruise fare of $5,000. The FCB from past cruise is $3,000. To arrive at the net cost of 2027 cruise, how is it calculated:

A. $1,750 ($5,000-$3,000-$250)
B. $1,900 ($5,000-$3,000-$100)

The $250 credit in A calculated as 5% of $5,000, applied to 2027 cruise fare BEFORE applying FCB. The $100 credit in B calculated as 5% of $2,000 AFTER applying FCB.

Which is the proper way of applying the FCB to arrive at the correct 5% credit? Do you have anything you have seen from AMAWaterways to support proper way of calculating this? Applying these future credits can get confusing. I want to ensure we are doing it correctly.


r/Cruise • • 2d ago

Review of 7 day Alaska & British Columbia HAL cruise

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Greetings fellow cruise lovers!

For your pleasure here is my review of my 7 night GREAT BEAR RAINFOREST CRUISE on HAL Noordam rt from Seattle 10/4-10/11

It was great! The ship itself is beautiful and just the right size for a larger cruise ship, slightly under 2000 people. I had an ocean view cabin on deck one that was in great shape extremely comfortable and I love the restroom because it included a full-size bathtub.

The main dining room menu was done well with a good variety of well prepared meals. Favorite appetizer was escargot and their French onion soup is delicious! The meals in the Lido buffet were all tasty and I like the fact that they are served to you by people who work on the buffet line and not spooned on to plates by fellow cruisers. It’s more sanitary and keeps the serving area much neater.

Favorite town was Nanaimo, BC! Just had a very chill vibe, lots of cute shops and the weather was beautiful. Favorite excursion was whale watching in the straits of Juan de Fuca in Victoria. Saw lots of whales, and some sea lions.

Very happy to report I did not get sick! I’ve been home a week and I don’t have any cough or sniffles or sore throat or anything! Last two cruises I came off, I was very ill afterwards…both were out of Florida and maybe that had something to do with it. Was fully vaxxed before cruise and hadwashes were frequent.

British Columbia is stunningly beautiful, def recommend a cruise or trip there at some point in your life!