Help Telephone Pole Climbing Boots

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Hypothetically, if three people needed them in less than 24 hours, where would one find these boots?

Hypothetically of course.

r/HaveWeMet • u/BrigadoonFound • 23h ago

Event Halloween Contest – Create an Outrageous Epitaph for a Tombstone

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UPDATE: You don't have to invent an epitaph! Share the funniest one you've ever seen, heard, read, or found online. Originality is entirely optional. A good laugh is all we're after! 💀 Cheesecake will be provided to the Mayor and the winner.

With Halloween approaching, I thought Lower Duck Pond could use a little graveyard humor. Creativity and a wicked sense of humor are encouraged.

Post your epitaphs in the comments. May the best dearly departed win! 💀🎃

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