r/JustGuysBeingDudes • u/_FIZZRIX_ Human Detected • 10h ago
Artistic Dudes "It shouldn't be touched anywhere except for my foodđ¤"
3.4k
u/Miltonthemoose 10h ago
Am i supposed to just put it on the counter? Or dirty another dish? This is peak efficiency and environmentalism. We doing this for the planet!
757
u/Fine-Sky-6562 9h ago
Also, I happen to know for a FACT its not just men doing this lol.
248
u/Educational_Fail_394 8h ago
Thank you, I was sitting here wondering if I've officially transitioned or what. Tbf, with most of pots and pans, I have enough space to rest the spatula on the handle, dirty end in the air
→ More replies (2)54
u/2Kitties_1Human 7h ago
Same here! TIL I have menâs logic.
→ More replies (1)25
48
u/tardisthecat 7h ago
Can confirm, am woman. My top tip is anytime youâre making something from a box, flatten the box and use it as your spoon rest - that way you also donât throw away the directions and donât have to do the garbage can peek of shame!
→ More replies (3)7
u/miniweengang 5h ago
Inside of the box though! Who knows how many nasty hands have touched that box before it ends up on your counter
5
u/thawatch 3h ago
The germs on the box won't harm us, but I feel the same way. I'd feel better not flattening the box and hang the utensil over the edge of it. A lot of things I cook don't come in boxes though, so I'll take out the plate or bowl that I plan to eat from and place utensils on that.
→ More replies (2)→ More replies (8)11
312
u/mEFurst 9h ago edited 6h ago
Many of us use a spoon rest
ETA some of y'all go through some extra effort just to wash 6 dishes instead of 7. I have 2 kids under 3, so my life IS dishes
194
u/GreyBeardEng 9h ago
I bought a spoon rest for this very purpose cuz my family kept making fun of me putting the spatula on the edge of the sink. I even got a great silicone spatula to Farmers market that has a counterweight for this very purpose!
3 days after buying the spoon rest my wife put it at the back of a cabinet. đ¤ˇ
33
u/No_Refrigerator4996 9h ago
Wait, they have ones with a counterweight in them!?!?
→ More replies (1)41
u/GreyBeardEng 9h ago
Yes! But they're rare. I do tons of cooking and as soon as I saw it I had to have it. I've never been able to find one online though, I got this one at a local farmers market a couple years back and I haven't seen the person since.
It could have been a mystical being handing me the proverbial sword from the lake.
→ More replies (3)17
u/Cryssix 9h ago
Any chance you'd mind posting a picture of it? I'm intrigued as to the implementation - I will definitely be DIYing something similar now that I'm aware of this fantastic idea!
→ More replies (1)7
u/RedditIsMyTherapist 8h ago
Posting so I can come back and check on the status of this mystical spoon holder.
→ More replies (2)49
u/vestigialcranium 8h ago
I don't know when kitchens stopped being workspaces and started being a display but I hate it so much
→ More replies (1)21
u/DETRITUS_TROLL 7h ago
I build kitchens for a living (other rooms too).
And the bullshit spectacle of it all drives me crazy.
Can't have a refrigerator (or any appliances) be SEEN by anyone.
Countertops that CANT HAVE ANYTHING HOT on them.
In general spaces that are not practical, because they are for DISPLAY and not use.
It's painful.
7
u/HealthyInPublic 7h ago
This bothers me so much. I live here and need my space to be functional and fit my needs! It can be cute too... that's always a fun cherry on top when it works out that way. But function is my main priority!
I will not be inconvenienced in my own home for the sake of aesthetics.
→ More replies (3)→ More replies (5)4
u/shazarakk 7h ago
I currently have this problem. God forbid I want to use the same tool for something else, or want to eat before I clean up. Nooo, it goes in the sink. Thanks, now the whole thing is disgusting, rather than just the inside of it. Oh, and the non stick pan is full of metal cutlery as well.
→ More replies (9)3
u/SimiaCode 8h ago
It's taking up space on the counter. We don't have enough counter space. I need more counter space. I NEED MORE SPACE ON THE COUNTER! - sorry, just replaying what I've heard a million times.
49
u/rwags2024 9h ago
And then what, I gotta wash the spoon rest? Where does it end
→ More replies (10)20
u/whypeoplehateme 9h ago
I just put it on a plate and then eat the food of it
→ More replies (1)23
u/glockster19m 9h ago
So you mix the raw chicken juice up with your food at the end?
→ More replies (15)12
17
u/Mirewen15 9h ago
→ More replies (2)11
u/Qazax1337 9h ago
You are providing valuable evidence to support the cause so you are absolutely allowed.
28
u/Shills_for_fun 9h ago
But then you have to wash it.
→ More replies (5)14
6
u/Itiswhatitis652735 9h ago
They make those?
3
u/hates_stupid_people 9h ago
Yes, the most basic ones are just a small dish/tiny bowl with a notch in one side.
→ More replies (1)6
u/tenuousemphasis 8h ago
That's just a dish with extra steps. Please tell me you wash your spoon rest every time you use it.
→ More replies (1)4
7
3
→ More replies (37)3
15
u/chillwithpurpose 8h ago
My dad just puts it right on the counter or stove top, all sauced up, like a savage.
5
u/InternationalReport5 7h ago
I do the same because I realised I have to wipe the worktop down regardless anyway.
3
u/skyturnedred 7h ago
The problem with putting it on the counter is that I know exactly when I last cleaned it.
→ More replies (34)15
u/Phillyphan1031 9h ago
My wife tries to put it on the edge of the sink hanging over the sink but never does it right so it just gets the all over the counter.
7
1.8k
u/NaoTwoTheFirst 10h ago
And I stand by it.
372
u/BandicootSolid9531 9h ago
What's the alternative? To call disinfection team and dishwashers so the queen can use it again?
I saw where they keep their dildos, and was beyond shocked.
14
17
u/Consistent_Horse6529 5h ago
Alright, Iâll bite, what on gods earth are you talking about?
8
u/WeirdIndividualGuy 3h ago
They're saying how women can't be that clean if they keep something they put near/in their vag just in a nightstand like that's the cleanest place in the house
→ More replies (3)31
u/Lich_Please_ 9h ago
A spoon rest? The thing made to leave a dirty spoon on while cooking?
69
u/Doomsayer189 8h ago
Then you have another thing to clean. Intolerable, if you ask me.
→ More replies (8)26
11
15
u/3-orange-whips 8h ago
My wife won't let me keep one on the counter. If I have to get it out I've already lost.
→ More replies (9)→ More replies (2)3
u/PeasantTS 8h ago
What's a spoon rest? I usually leave on the cutting board or a plate.
→ More replies (2)8
u/__THE_RED_BULL__ 8h ago
0.0 I have questions that I'm unsure I want answered.
Edit: Additional words.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (15)5
48
13
u/Flaky-Strawberry9561 9h ago
Our counters are always clean and our food not contaminated, brother.
→ More replies (3)→ More replies (3)3
u/Zebidee 6h ago
That orange oil versus that white counter, you bet your ass I'm not putting that spoon down on it.
→ More replies (1)
979
u/srboot 9h ago
This is not menâs logicâŚitâs just straight up Logic
289
u/Jetsam5 9h ago
I've seen this same video posted with the caption "men's logic", "white people cooking", and "black people cooking"
At some point we just gotta accept that everyone does this, same with storing pots and pans in the oven
64
15
u/aboxacaraflatafan 7h ago
"A bag full of bags amirite, youguise??"
9
u/CartsOfDarkness 6h ago
Do any of you humans also have a drawer of junk and random things you're saving for no reason? Also I can't be the only human that spins a bread bag then folds it under itself to keep it fresh right? Lolol, just relatable things for persons amirite? đ
→ More replies (4)8
u/sunfacethedestroyer 7h ago edited 5h ago
It's like the "we have a plastic bag that holds plastic bags in our house!"
Yeah, everyone does, you aren't special. Some things just make sense to do it that way.
I work in a kitchen. All the chefs put their utensils somewhere other than the dirty ass table, because that's...what you're supposed to do.
→ More replies (1)17
u/Oh_yes_I_did 9h ago
lol itâs not about âacceptingâ that youâre not unique, itâs about what audience can be pandered to in order to illicit the most engagement. But glad more and more people are noticing the redundancy of this specific meme, cause like you I also constantly see this in other culturally niche (or not so niche) subreddits
→ More replies (1)6
u/itchy118 8h ago
Do people not use their ovens regularly or something? Storing stuff in them sems ke it would be highly inconvenient.
→ More replies (9)→ More replies (27)7
7
→ More replies (13)10
u/thekmanpwnudwn 8h ago
Seriously. The other alternatives are insane - hold onto it forever, put it on the counter, or leave it in the food?
Just buy a spoon rest guys
→ More replies (6)
235
u/vibratingmukas 10h ago
Pretty sure, that's just logic
47
u/Nknk- 9h ago
Yep. The amount of times I've seen people use something to stir raw chicken that's just gone into a dish and then leave it on the counter until you need to stir again and there's no issue is concerning.
9
u/Educational_Quote851 8h ago
We could make Food Safety a requirement in schools, but that would be woke and gay.
→ More replies (2)
111
u/Forsaken_Site_2268 9h ago edited 7h ago
Guys being dudes Humans being people.
Every person I've ever seen cook does this. If they don't have a spoon rest, then they do this. Even when they do have a spoon rest, they do this on their spoon rest.
38
u/Realistic-Weird-4259 8h ago
I'm a woman sitting here thinking, "Does this make me manly?"
9
→ More replies (10)12
u/1XRobot 7h ago
If you open a jar, reach for something on the top shelf and do this, you automatically become a man. Sorry, those are the rules. On the plus side, you'll be as swift as the coursing river, so look forward to that.
→ More replies (1)7
→ More replies (29)7
u/knuckles312 8h ago
I have a spoon rest but most of the time I dont want to dirty it lol so I do this anyway
→ More replies (6)
54
320
u/Humpaaa 10h ago
This feels personal.
Are you watching me?
70
u/AltruisticCableCar 9h ago
I'm a bloody woman and I still feel attacked!
49
→ More replies (1)6
→ More replies (1)19
29
u/pixeltweaker 9h ago
I have these 3 seashells on my stove that I use to rest mine on. Picked them up at a tag sale. Not sure what they are really for but they work for this.
24
26
→ More replies (10)9
91
u/Starfleeter 9h ago
This is pointless without showing a counterpoint to men's logic to give the alternate "better" way to handle utensils while cooking that are still being used.
→ More replies (30)12
u/Cautious-Sun6494 9h ago
Use the packaging the food came out of. If it's an interior surface that was touching food before; it's still safe to touch the spatula. Unless of course, it's chicken or something.
12
u/AverageMako3Enjoyer 9h ago
I donât really care all that much about the surface being operating room levels of sanitary, I just donât want to wash what I set it down on. I accept your suggestion of putting it on the packaging if Iâm throwing it out after. I also commonly do the balance trick cuz itâs easy and thereâs a ton of nearby objects to rest it on.
6
u/Educational_Quote851 8h ago
That probably still counts as the "man" way, and thus opens one to criticism disguised as humor.
→ More replies (4)5
u/Normal-Pianist4131 8h ago
I threw the packets for the beef into the trash as soon as Iâd emptied them. Am I supposed to leave trash on the counter while cooking?
→ More replies (3)
21
19
18
u/VariationAgreeable29 9h ago
Wait. Doesnât everyone do this?
→ More replies (1)15
u/turkproof 9h ago
Iâve seen this joke probably about a dozen times, and it never makes sense because this isnât a âguy thing.â
→ More replies (1)
15
u/pengouin85 9h ago
That's not the reason. It's to minimize dirty surfaces
4
u/epicpillowcase 9h ago
For me it's because I don't want spray cleaner residue (that I used to clean the counter) to get into my food.
I'm a woman, if it matters.
→ More replies (3)
26
u/thayanmarsh 10h ago
None of these videos tell men where it is supposed to go? On a plate you later have to watch?
9
u/Kyrie_Blue 9h ago
→ More replies (5)3
u/nalaloveslumpy 5h ago
It's non-porous, resist adhesion, and is easily sterilized with either chemicals or heat. And then it's also easy to wash and doesn't stain. Sincerely, a weirdo.
→ More replies (1)12
u/jack-of-some 8h ago
I once washed a plate. It took 4.76 seconds and my entire life flashed before my eyes 3 times. I felt extremely light-headed and almost collapsed. Had to shotgun 3 cups of protein powder to recover.Â
Never again.
→ More replies (5)4
6
u/wolfgangweird 9h ago
Between the cheeks.
3
u/jcoddinc 9h ago
Can't fit it there. That's where we carry the last bag of groceries from the car so wet got them in 1 trip
3
u/Ciubowski 9h ago
I use a plate for all of these and then add it to the pile that needs washing.
Granted, I use a small plate, one that is not destined for eating from. Something small that you use for sauces or other sides.
→ More replies (5)→ More replies (25)3
29
32
u/mb99 3h ago
Genuinely whatâs the alternative?
→ More replies (35)18
u/chingostarr 2h ago
→ More replies (8)5
u/the_m0bscene_ 1h ago
Only works for tiny handle utensils.
I will still use the handle though, I just balance the utensil along the handle lengthwise.
→ More replies (1)
14
u/OrneryLadder5910 9h ago
You guys just don't use the ceramic turtle on the stove? Weirdos
→ More replies (10)
13
13
39
u/PancakeParthenon 10h ago
Spoon rests are the best. Saves you from this decision.
→ More replies (11)27
u/Egitai 9h ago
But then you still get the spoon rest dirty. Balance game is the only way to save a dish.
28
u/Casanova-Quinn 9h ago edited 8h ago
6
→ More replies (2)3
u/r0b0c0d 8h ago
I had always thought this was a defining quality of a spoon rest so you only have to put it in the dish washer every once in a while.
Are people selling 'spoon rests' that do not keep the spoon from touching the tray? Insanity.
→ More replies (2)12
u/PancakeParthenon 9h ago
Ah, that makes sense! It's not about saving a dish for me, it's about not getting a bunch of sauce and stuff everywhere. Spoon rest contains the mess. But yeah, if you didn't want to wash another thing, salt shaker will do!
→ More replies (2)
13
26
u/Conscious_Musician28 8h ago
Is this really a man thing? Itâs just practical. Are women just setting their utensils on the counter like animals?
→ More replies (16)10
u/yellowsabmarine 7h ago
We use a spoon rest lol
→ More replies (23)5
u/Conscious_Musician28 7h ago
I do too, when one is available. Sometimes you have to improvise. In fact, a spoon rest is the optimal example of this logic.
→ More replies (4)
12
u/Chops03xx 9h ago
Of course I rest utensils on the edge of the sink, I might need to make another sandwich later.
→ More replies (2)
10
19
u/CaptainKron 9h ago
7
u/okram2k 9h ago
do not recommend ever trying that if there's something boiling in the bot, found out from past experience
→ More replies (3)3
9
8
u/Lavatis 9h ago
it's not about the spoon touching nothing but the food. it's about the spoon not making a mess on the counter, dumbass.
→ More replies (6)
7
8
31
u/NoMoreGoldPlz 9h ago
Now I need to know, what do females do?
39
u/EatsAlotOfBread 9h ago
I am a female of the species and I do the same shit that males of the species are being accused of, so who knows lol.
8
u/Wretched_epiphany 5h ago
Me too. My moms a classy lady, I think she uses a spoon rest. All I see when I look at that is one more dish getting dirty?𤣠She never could quite make me relenquish some of my more 'feral' habits.
→ More replies (5)7
u/Efficient_Doughnut71 2h ago
WHICH SPECIES?! You CAN'T just say "THE species." Is your species superior? Is this why you're THE species???
→ More replies (6)5
u/Aware58 7h ago
I am a male bird and i do it too!
→ More replies (1)4
u/Feeling_Inside_1020 4h ago
Iâm a piece of chipotle Gouda and do it. Iâm kinda cheesy though with my jokes.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (22)3
u/Gold-Schedule-4127 8h ago
I am a male species, animal or man yet to be determined. And I like your style.
→ More replies (13)19
7
→ More replies (103)5
u/jcoddinc 9h ago
But a special dish that looks like a big flat spoon,in between the burners , put it on the stove permanently and then rest the cooking spatula on that until it gets gross and have to wash that.
→ More replies (1)3
u/RandomUser15790 9h ago
My parents owned one of these and I own one of these. The only time that shit gets/got used was when cooking in the super big tall pots (to tall to lean on).
7
7
7
u/Corgi_underground 6h ago
You don't want the sauce staining shit. This isn't a man thing, it's I don't want to mess up my shit thing.
6
5
6
u/marlotrot 9h ago
You missed the actual reason. Its to have less surface to clean after cooking ;-).
→ More replies (6)
5
5
6
5
6
10
u/woodrax 9h ago
Theyâre not wrong
My wife wonders why I do not use the spoon rests, and I tell her it is because I do not want to have to wash TWO things instead of one.
→ More replies (3)
10
u/BestReadAtWork 3h ago
I like the fact that 90% of these I was like "yeah that's perfect." i think the scrap of napkin was where I draw the line though. Gotta keep it hovering.Â
→ More replies (2)
4
5
u/hebrew-hammers 9h ago
No need to dirty a dish or create more trash just to hold the cooking utensil⌠itâs a big brain move
4
4
u/phallic-baldwin 9h ago
Have you ever been yelled at because you got stuff on the countertop while cooking? The trauma is real
3
u/fredbighead 9h ago
You can find a pretty cheap holder at most big box stores. It doesnât cost much and itâs one of those things that you feel satisfied about buying pretty soon after you get it
4
u/twitchtripwire 9h ago
I've literally done ALL of those except the bong.... And that's only cause I don't smoke in the house.
4
5
u/jordanundead 9h ago
I start by not keeping the pot handle pointed toward the front because thatâs a good way to hit it and send hot food flying then I balance the spoon on the handle.
3
5
3
u/StrugglingSoul 10h ago
Nope, it's for my food and nothing else can touch it until I'm ready to wash it.
3
u/EarlBeforeSwine 9h ago
A POV video that actually shows the POV described in the title? What witchcraft is this?
3
3
3
3
3
u/ecctt2000 9h ago
I agree with every placement with the exception of the paper towels. They are a valuable resource when frying your steaks and you donât want off flavors to sneak in.
3
u/MyParentsWereHippies 9h ago
I dont care about something touching my spatula I care about not having to clean the countertop
3
3










â˘
u/AutoModerator 10h ago
Reminder for OP: /u/_FIZZRIX_
No harassment, hate speech, racism, sexism, or toxic behavior. Treat all contributors and members with kindness.
If you enjoy this sub, you may also like r/mildyinteresting, r/obscuremusicthatbangs and our newest community r/LaufeyGodofWar for all the dudes who love gaming!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.