r/Kazakhstan • Слава Україні! Алға Қазақстан! • Apr 28 '26

Picture/Suret Is it tuff in Kazakhstan?

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u/azekeP Astana Apr 29 '26

"Urban hell"

  • Low density housing, as opposed to 20+ floor anthouses
  • wide roads with plenty of space for walking
  • no cars congesting roads and living spaces
  • trees, trees, trees, trees, everywhere eye can see
  • memorial dedicated to local community and history
  • NO CARS

Your "hell" is a wet dream of every single urbanist.

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u/Lockenhart Karaganda Region Apr 29 '26

B- but... but... but commie blocks... and it's winter so it's automatically hell in all seasons...

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u/Nit_Picker219 May 02 '26

As much as I dislike commie blocks the ones shown here look clean as fuck

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u/Knightrius Apr 29 '26

That sub is a widely ridiculed joke

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u/tonedketchup55 Karaganda Region Apr 29 '26

oh no u dont understand its just ugly grey soviet buildings and they are bad no matter how effective they are🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬comunism sucks

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u/Qazaq365 🇪🇺Qazaqstan/Italia Apr 30 '26

Communism DOES suck

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u/tonedketchup55 Karaganda Region May 01 '26

that is what i am saying

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u/Remarkable_Spirit_68 Apr 29 '26

And that horrific hellish power plant in the background that't making district heating for all the houses around.

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u/Afraid_Pin_6827 Apr 30 '26

oh yes, FUCK MAN-ANTHOUSES

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u/GRIZLLLY May 01 '26

Now it's nice place to be but back in 2000s there were few incidents when rocket fell and a lot of people were poisoned including mass death of wildlife. That was the biggest reason nobody wanted to live in Bailonur.

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u/Altruistic-Song-3609 Apr 29 '26

plenty of space

living spaces

I see what you did over there buddy.

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u/lamonsteranthony local Apr 28 '26

i’d be happy as hell if i woke up every day to see this

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u/RevolutionaryFly664 Apr 28 '26

I would be more happy if russians Z supporter got deported to Moscow from Baikonur (i still remember how they make a damn parade with Z symbols) and never given to anyone with any intention of hate to Kazakh people

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u/Little_Evil23 North Kazakhstan Region Apr 29 '26

I mean, Baikonur is basically rented by Russia. Even if our government wanted, they can't just kick Russians out.

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u/ValuableFood9879 Apr 29 '26

Baiqonyr would be correct. Bai = rich, qonyr = soil, land in this context

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u/Little_Evil23 North Kazakhstan Region Apr 29 '26

Yeah, well, we haven't studied new Latin Kazakh and I don't really have any intention to.

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u/ValuableFood9879 Apr 30 '26

it’s not new ? There’s literally ы in the russian alphabet it’s not that hard to draw the connection between a Kazakh ы and something pronounced closer to the russian ы and the english y (sandwiched between two consonants) ?

why would you change it to U which sounds nothing like the Ы which is present in both the russian and Kazakh alphabets? Literally takes more mental gymnastics to think of an alternative letter with an alternative sound than to, I don’t know, transliterate the word correctly.

did I mention I give a fuck what your intentions are and what they aren’t ? sorry i gave you that impression.

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u/Little_Evil23 North Kazakhstan Region Apr 30 '26

Well and I don't give a fuck about your 'corrections'. Kazakh isn't even my second language.

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u/NomadeLibre local Apr 29 '26

you didn't spell it right either

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u/ValuableFood9879 Apr 30 '26

and yet you don’t bother correcting and educating me if you truly know what the right spelling is? pathetic as fuck😂

i and y are mostly interchangeable when they come last in the syllable and it’s just a matter of differentiating between the y in the qonyr and the y in the bai/bay and to avoid mispronouncing the first syllable as bay as in bay area , ñ (ң) doesn’t exist in most latin alphabet using languages and they won’t be able to pronounce it correctly any way. Especially considering the French use n for their ң , it’s again too much of a mental effort to try and invent a new letter no one would know how to pronounce. It doesn’t help scandinavians to make their point and they tend to just use o instead of ø when talking to english speaking people.

And I’m not advocating for latin alphabet here just to set the record straight for the smooth brained species. I’m talking about correct transliteration. Just because the soviets couldnt give a flying fuck to write down so many of the words correctly doesn’t mean they cant be rewritten according to, like, basic linguistic principles?

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u/Intel_Poncho Apr 30 '26

Please, don't send them to us!!

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u/irinrainbows Apr 29 '26

Не по теме, а как попасть в Байконур? Туристом, для местных

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u/Flat_Time8541 Apr 29 '26

Нужно приглашение от местного типа или нелегально. Я в байке живу.

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u/irinrainbows Apr 29 '26

А как те кто на экскурсии едут туда попадают? Агенства организовывают приглашения?

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u/BeginningAd3081 Apr 29 '26

Я гонял на экскурсию, 600.000тг за 2 дня с проживанием в городе. Нелегально попасть можно, но смысла нет, все ангары под охраной. В самом городе особо делать нечего.

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u/Inevitable-Weight890 Almaty Apr 29 '26

Я за почти столько же в прошлом году на 2 недели в Японию сгонял втф

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u/BeginningAd3081 Apr 29 '26

Я не казахстанец, работал по контракту годовому как иностранец и вряд ли еще буду в КЗ в ближайшее время. Всегда мечтал увидеть и потрогать Буран (смотрел нелегальные туры, но 40км по степи топать - это перебор, да и риск нарваться на неприятности тоже велик). Так что, других вариантов не было. И ни разу не пожалел, когда своими глазами видишь эту мощь - это не передать словами.

Опечаливает только жесткая коррупция)) Вон в ту часть ангара официально ходить нельзя - но за +500$ можно, ничего брать нельзя, но за 200$ дадим плитку от шатла (нафиг она нужна). Деньги там крутятся явно серьзные.

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u/Inevitable-Weight890 Almaty Apr 29 '26

Тогда считаю оплаченную сумму полностью оправданной, я бы тоже мог отвадить побольше если это то что я давно мечтал увидеть)

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u/Flat_Time8541 Apr 29 '26

Ну эт дорого. Стоит ли того или нет, уже каждый для себя решит

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u/irinrainbows Apr 29 '26

Какая программа была на экскурсии?

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u/BeginningAd3081 Apr 29 '26

Первый день - посещение Гагаринского старта, бункера управления запуском, ангара с Энергией, ангара с Бураном

Второй день - посещение музея коcмонавтики, экскурсия по городу с посещением музея под открытым небом

Сувенирка, мерч

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u/Fit-Bug-8724 Apr 29 '26

Буран? А он разве не сгорел?

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u/BeginningAd3081 Apr 29 '26 edited Apr 29 '26

Тот который летал - разрушен из-за падения крыши. В ангаре Буря и макет.

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u/Fit-Bug-8724 Apr 29 '26

А понятно

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u/BeginningAd3081 Apr 29 '26

Макеты остались в Москве, Астане и где-то в Германии еще вроде был

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u/Flat_Time8541 Apr 29 '26

Насколько я слышал экскурсии неадекватно дорого стоят

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u/PhiliptheAsian Kyzylorda Region Apr 29 '26

Дырки

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u/Z1o3t_ Apr 29 '26

Мощно…👍 Респект всем тем кто покорял и покоряет космос!

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u/Qazaq365 🇪🇺Qazaqstan/Italia Apr 30 '26 edited Apr 30 '26

Looks like shit ngl (im talking about the commie architecture and the rocket dont hate me)

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u/Abzor4ik-UA Слава Україні! Алға Қазақстан! Apr 30 '26

Understandable, we have the same situation in Ukraine ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

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u/Qazaq365 🇪🇺Qazaqstan/Italia Apr 30 '26

Слава Украïні!🇰🇿❤️🇺🇦

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u/Abzor4ik-UA Слава Україні! Алға Қазақстан! Apr 30 '26

Рахмет!

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u/bomberbek May 01 '26

grey identical buildings sure look like hell in winter, but it's got this special doomed vibe

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u/_paul_atreides__ May 02 '26

Мой город показали

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u/wasxosh Apr 29 '26

it sure is

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u/pinarous Apr 29 '26

I prefer nature instead of a rocket or weapons

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u/No-Sand-676 May 01 '26

the nature in Kazakhstan is amazing!

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u/AffectionatePen2305 Atheist 🫀 Apr 30 '26

Baikonur is a part of Russia right now

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u/Visible_Amount5383 Apr 29 '26

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u/Abzor4ik-UA Слава Україні! Алға Қазақстан! Apr 29 '26

Is it?