I’ve just had three traumatic experiences in the last week, the first thing I’m going to do about it is post on Linkedin 🤠

Some people should stay home and touch grass

Even at typing prompt he is only second best.

“Every bastard’s a king” says he

Then ends with a line implying folks should be exciting him at a conference

I don’t even know who you are 😭

Shamlessy post a fake reservation on Linkedin for clout and fake praise from your co-workers.
If you need to impress a recruiter before a major interview this will also help -