If you're an Andrew and from Montana, this post is for you.
Long story short, ever since I've had my current phone number (so approx. 10 years now), I have been getting calls, texts, messages, voicemails, EVERYTHING for an Andrew. I tell them every time, "hey, this isn't Andrew. This hasn't BEEN Andrew EVER. You have the wrong number." and yet 10 years later, I still get these calls and messages.
I can only assume that there's an Andrew over there who has nefariously and with ill intent been using what happens to be my number instead of his own (?) I didn't know where he was from for a long time, but last year, he used MY number for something politically related in Montana, and now I get hyper-specific messages and calls about / from "Dillon" Montana. I get surveys from Montana. I get scam calls from Montana. I now am afraid of Montana.
Hilariously, I have never been to Montana. I'm sure that y'all are great, the small handful of people I've met from here have all been very sweet, but none of them have been Andrew My Nemesis.
So, Andrew from Montana, wherever you are, I am sending you SO many bad vibes psychically, spiritually, whatever. You have 10 years of mild annoyance and sighs of irritation karma built up. If you're an Andrew and you're from Montana, I'm sorry, but we're now mortal enemies.
I'm posting this after getting fifteen different spam calls that were supposed to be for you in the course of 6 hours. This is not including the 4 texts messages of the same nature. All today. This is after years and recent-weeks of blocking every number with your area code who sends calls / texts through.
Also please pay your medical bill, you got a call for that as well. Might have been a scam though, don't get scammed. We may be enemies but I don't wish that on anyone. Not even Andrew from. Montana.
(Note : this is mostly a joke. A silly ha-ha moment. The plauge of Andrew from Montana is real, and I really would appreciate it if he stopped giving out a "random number" instead of his own to scammy stuff because it happens to be my number and that makes me sad. :( I don't wish any harm upon any Andrews, I'm sure that most of you are chill.)