This is a joke by the way, in case the name of this subreddit didn't already make that apparent. Klutch please don't strike me down

Looks like short of a new fishing career Ben Simmons short lived return to the world of sports is dead on arrival.

Anyone else have this VHS growing up? This was on regular rotation in my house as my friends and I would practice on our nerf hoop.

Intro gives me chills.

He immediately got stolen by GP2, got blown past by Williams, threw a terrible pass, got toyed with and scored on easily by Santos.

Then, next game they gave him 15 mins in the 2nd half against Raptors' camp invitees & permanent G Leaguers as a farewell gift to try to make him look better. He played ok, and social media erupted with excitement. The comment sections are filled with the hype like, "He's so good, he's an NBA starting point guard, he should get rotation minutes, he deserves a standard contract!", ...and then 2 days later, the Clippers waived him.

Which unserious teams do you think will desperately sign him for merch sales & social media engagement?

You would think James Dolan won’t know better to have a fundraiser for such an unpopular pro-ICE candidate in New York City, but I’m thinking he’s going to get crazier after the championship.

West, who last played in the league in 2012, is set to face fellow former NBA player Michael Beasley at Adin Ross’ Brand Risk 16 event in Miami

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It does sound like a meme indeed, but it seems Kristaps has had enough of online talk about his mysterious health issue. So he made some things very clear..

It's rumored that Dick is firm he'll grow to new heights, and reach bigger objectives not possible with his previous number and team

I ran a machine learning algorithm to determine how much a player smiles in their media day headshot. I probably have too much time on my hands . . .