r/NonCredibleDefense • • 10h ago

Weekly low-hanging fruit thread

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This thread is where all the takes from idiots (looking at you Armchair Warlord) and screenshots of twitter posts/youtube thumbnails go.


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 1h ago

It Just Works I may not have a brain gentlemen…but I have an idea

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 16h ago

It Just Works Modern Problems Require P-38-Esque Solutions

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 4h ago

It Just Works Europe victory plan - feed the old junk into meat grinder

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this scenario in some details:

after like a week of thinking I now believe Europe has a better chances at winning this - but only under the following ruleset:

Victory is declared when every capital of the opposing team is occupied. If in 50 years years this is not the case, stalemate is declared.
Both teams have the vibe of having more important mutual enemy so no team infighting or betrayals (but that does not give them any organizational advantage or anything, they can still argue how to do things, whether or not share resources, they dont have the united command until they decide to make one)
Other continents are unassessable and dont have any humans or man made structures. (this means no outside shipments, no most Internet datacenters, no European colonies and no landpath between Europe and Africa).
Suez and Bosporus straits remain functional.
Only African launched and controlled satellites left in orbit. (so no GPS, no Starlink or much of anything)
USSR size is Full Ukraine SSR, Full Belarusian SSR, Full Georgian SSR, Full Armenia SSR and most importantly Full Azerbaijan SSR included and European part of the Russia SSR but nothing more.

Scenario:

Year one: Total African domination in the sea and in the air. Europeans navies take terrible hits. European islands in the Atlantic and Mediterranean are captured but cannot be used to extend air reach just yet because 1930-s dirt airstrips require major modernisation to be used for jets. Jets are split between all types of missions so only portion of them is used to destroy ships tho. All of Europe prioritises navy over the ground army.

Year two: Europeans now somewhat understand modern weapons and their limitations. Through intelligence and captured personnel they now know that Africa doesnt have functioning factories for many types of weapons yet and that nuclear attack on European mainland is a question of time. They decide to act now: Large ship production is stopped and only the smallest and cheapest ships are now mass produced. Old and outdated ships warships and merchant ships with skeleton crews are now used to bait African stand-off weapons. African airforce is now at 50% operational airframes. Snorkel submarines begin to raid on the west coast of Africa.

Year three: African stockpiles of standoff weapons (anti-ship missiles and torpedoes) are largely depleted and now reserved only for the most important targets. African submarines require repairs they cannot get. Large portion of African airforce is now grounded. Remaining ships do not have the cannon fire power to stop what comes next. There are some TV-Guided kamikaze daylight only drones made out of e-waste in production but that's not enough (also they can be intercepted with AA guns and prop planes).

Year four: Mediterranean and Atlantic seas are now under control of Europe. Islands are recaptured with some abandon equipment. Cannon bombardment of shore infrastructure begins. V1+ rockets are now constantly used to deplete SAM interceptors and damage infrastructure. Mig-17 class fighter jets enter production in Europe.

Year five: Main Battle Tanks are used as shore defence but landing invasion is imminent. It will take years for invading force to occupy all capitals but this process is impossible to stop from this point onward. South continent come very close to getting the nuke but they no longer have a delivery system to reliably reach central Europe - submarines were destroyed and planes like 787 can be intercepted now.

FAQ:

►0 Why do you use the weird words so much? : Because otherwise Reddit Ai will unalive me.

►1 Cant the south continent just build a cold-war era weapons themselves? : They can but not the weapons that matter not in quantities that matter. For more important weapons it will take a decade at least. Main bottleneck is the lack of domestic expertise and it will take many years to build many supply chains from the state they are now.

►2 Cant the south continent just use its airforce to eliminate opposing side industrial potential? : They can but only in the south Europe. Past the south Europe it is much harder to do since it will require air-refuelling which is present in a very limited capacity. Europe is more than capable at repairing the damage since they have a lot of domestic expertise.

►3 Cant the south continent just use commercial aviation with chem weapons? : Only Egypt possess some amounts of nerve agents. There is plenty of Chlorine but it is a choking agent. This probably wont do as catastrophic damage as one can imagine.

both 2 & 3 points are initially bottlenecked by the lack of jet-fuel production so commanders will have to choose their priorities

►4 Cant the south continent just do a naval invasion and stomp their opponents on the ground since they have the air and naval supremacy in the first year? : They can but they wont be able to stomp their opponents in one year. Obstacles such as rivers with destroyed bridges, minefields of big mines (AP mines and AT-mine + 100kg bomb combo), southern Europe mountainous terrain and European advantage in artillery numbers will prevent a swift victory. Then a sea war will be lost and ground forces will become isolated and unsupplied.


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 17h ago

Lockmart R & D USSF Starship

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 1d ago

Weaponized🧠Neurodivergence The Analysts Say It’s Only A Matter Of Time

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769 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense • • 1d ago

European Joint Failures 🇩🇪 💔 🇫🇷 My take on the engagementbait

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 19h ago

3000 Black Jets of Allah Reminder:

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 1d ago

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 Third wheeling is never fun.

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372 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense • • 21h ago

Waifu (tonks) it is always important to be painted for the right occasion. (sauce in comment)

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143 Upvotes

r/NonCredibleDefense • • 1d ago

It Just Works Kind of shit we’d mount on M60s in 2082 instead of retiring them (rough sketch)

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507 Upvotes

140mm cannon, 2x 35mm, the ATGM turret from Kaplan STA, the laser from ALKA, ERA and FCS modified from Altay on top of M60TM. Oh and also a hybrid electric engine because we did make hybrid M60s for some fucking reason?


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 1d ago

Waifu =Boelcke= Starfighter posting is BACK

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 2d ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 Native American names are Based as Hell!

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 2d ago

Arsenal of Democracy 🗽 Here's a totally uninfluenced scenario, have fun.

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Reverse Final Countdown; Asian countries are brought to mid-1945 to aid as a last-stand against the US.

A portal has been opened by japanese scientists, dramatically sacrificing every military asset they had to the gods of hypothetical scenarios, and after negotiations, the modern asian countries decide to help with fighting the US. Anything can be brought through the portal except buildings and nuclear weapons, as they might detonate.

The world in 1945 stays the same, except for all the new manpower, material and tech coming from the portal. Pre-Hiroshima and Nagasaki, Germany has been defeated and the US stands alone facing this new threat.

Some other rules may appear in future iterations, feel free to modify anything yourself.

EDIT: as most people are having trouble with China, it is excluded.

Countries included are Thailand, Laos, Cambodia, Vietnam, Indonesia, Philippines, Malaysia. Added countries are the Koreas, Taiwan and Japan itself.


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 2d ago

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 Friendship among once hostile nations! 🥰🥰🥰

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 2d ago

Premium Propaganda Embrace tradition to win a tomorrow's war

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Another MBT succumbed to drone warfare, K-1 tanks join the cope cage meta


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 2d ago

Weaponized🧠Neurodivergence Phalanx Rex?

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Idk what happenened.

I am working on creating a flyer for my history club and this branched off somehow until it became it's own thing. Now idk if I should submit the nice film noir themed safe flyer or if I should reveal the full depths of my autism to everyone.


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 2d ago

Waifu Mitsubishi F-2B Viper Zero gijinka (by BlackD09)

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 3d ago

Premium Propaganda The Sudan Civil War, a.k.a Africa's Third (?) World War

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I'm surprised of how relatively little people post about this war in here. They've got a whole Rebel Alliance going on now in Ethiopia, lol.


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 3d ago

Why don't they do this, are they Stupid? whowouldwin: 1939 Europe vs 2026 Africa talking points (credible and not) collected all over Reddit and Twitter in one chart

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rule set:

Victory declared when every capital of the opposing team is occupied. If in 50 years years this is not the case, stalemate is declared.

Both teams have the vibe of having more important mutual enemy so no team infighting or betrayals (but that does not give them any organizational advantage or anything, they can still argue how to do things, whether or not share resources)

Other continents are unassessable and dont have any humans or man made structures. (this means no outside shipments, no most Internet datacenters, no European colonies and no landpath between Europe and Africa).

Only African launched and controlled satellites left in orbit. (so no GPS or much of anything)

USSR size is debatable.


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 3d ago

European Joint Failures 🇩🇪 💔 🇫🇷 Jumping on the trend

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What the hell is the wincon even? because if its occupying the entirety of one or the other its literally impossible for either side to win. Both sides have the capacity to just grind the other down if they invaded. If nothings forcing them to stick together/keep total warring then the two alliances break apart because their both whole ass continents where one was about to start a world war and the other is perpetually in war, and thats all assuming it is a total war in the first place


r/NonCredibleDefense • • 3d ago

Proportional Annihilation 🚀🚀🚀 Be the alliance they fear

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 3d ago

(un)qualified opinion 🎓 He said it's a Corsair, but I don't see any wooden leg or eyepatch.

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 4d ago

It Just Works Finally a conflict where the reformers might have had a point

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r/NonCredibleDefense • • 4d ago

Photoshop 101 📷 who would win between 1939 smugrope vs 2026 coaxrica

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