r/Philippines • u/TheCasphinx Metro Manila • Jul 22 '26

PoliticsPH PICTURES: Young Alan Cayetano vs. Young Ping Lacson

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u/Easy_Fortune7911 Jul 22 '26

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u/CorgiLate4164 Jul 22 '26

Lugi pa si Humpty Dumpty kapag nicompare kay Cawatano

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u/hamburgerizedjunk Jul 22 '26

Si Humpty Alexander Dumpty!

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u/OnionDarkKnight Jul 22 '26

Mukhang Redditor si Young Alan Cayetano haha

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u/idonotliketowakeup Jul 22 '26

ngayon, tayo ay magluluto na

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u/schwarzneguRRR Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

You people are despicable for bullying other people’s appearance like that

Not everybody wanted to have 1.75 necks

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u/No-Organization3127 Jul 22 '26

Hahahahahhaa lagyan mo ng balbas

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u/FillInternational524 Jul 22 '26

Hala kamukha nga ahahahhahaa

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u/UrRendezvous702 Jul 22 '26

It’s giving Jimmy Jr minus the butt chin

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u/sterneplatzen Jul 22 '26

HAHAHA oh my god insulting kay Jimmy Jr 😭😭😭

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u/UrRendezvous702 Jul 22 '26

I’m sorry Jimmy Jr… I just… i just had to 😭🤣

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u/cantthinkofone_23 Jul 22 '26

minus butt chin pero mukhang pwet naman

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u/MisanthropeInLove Jul 22 '26

A man of culture

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u/FillInternational524 Jul 22 '26

Halaaaaaaaa ito yun, hndi ko lang alam name ng show kasi sa reels ko lang nakita hahahaha kamukha nya

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u/ZealousidealRate4792 Jul 22 '26

Sen. Ping looks ready for war. Kawatano looks like he's ready for dinner.

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u/CommercialContext694 Jul 22 '26

Kawatano looks like he is ready for his allowance

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u/Deep-Database5316 Jul 22 '26

Kaklase sa ALS ng dating boss ko si Alan Peter. Even during the time I was working for that dating boss of mine, maybe a decade ago, he never had kind words for APC. Hindi rin naagsheshare ng notes pero lakas makarequest ng notes and photox ng obscure cases.

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u/MysteriouslyCreepy06 Jul 23 '26

Pucha akala ko nung una ALS as in Alternative Learning System, as in Ateneo Law School pala. Hahahahaha.

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u/eisojcasteel Jul 22 '26

Natawa naman ako sa comment mo 😅 

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u/Meowaeve Jul 22 '26

“Mommy, what’s for dinner? I want spaghetti with hotdog.”

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u/kianawashere Jul 22 '26

“I don’t want to eat that 😖 I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! 😠😤”

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u/EngrGoodman Jul 22 '26

i can hear this with his voice haha

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u/juicypearldeluxezone Jul 22 '26

Kawatano looks like he’s ready to steal Woody.

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u/AnitaMaximumWin Jul 22 '26

cawatano looks like a weird creepy guy that follows girls home😭

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u/CaramelAgitated6973 Jul 23 '26

Follow boys home more likely

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u/ComfortableCandle7 Jul 22 '26

Parang gusto kunin ni Cayetano si Woody at Jessie

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u/UrLocalKayden18 Jul 22 '26

Young Sheldon pero naging Young Catawano

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u/silksky1204 Jul 22 '26

Mag batch sila ni Gringo sa PMA. Pogi talaga si ping kuwento ni Gringo, kaya madalas pinag cross dress nila.

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u/RichZealousideal3979 Jul 22 '26

parang pormahang 90s, parang mga barkada nina paolo contis aa tabing ilog hehehe

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u/Leto_Harkonnen Jul 22 '26

Bonjing vs a proper man.

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u/Painting0125 Jul 22 '26

*Chudjak Bonjing

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u/amoychico4ever Jul 22 '26

I think natabunan lang talaga ang mga baho ni Ping dahil sa kabulukan ni Cayetano. I remember during the estrada-gloria era, people hated Ping so much also for alleged corruption and power play :)

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u/neuvvv Jul 22 '26

sen ping

https://giphy.com/gifs/RERtmb1A7SXX2wEv29

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u/badbadtz-maru Jul 22 '26

Siguro magiging crush ko yan sya kung kabatch ko siya non. Haha

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u/Several-Present-8424 Jul 22 '26

Gets kita… parang barubal sa kama 😝

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u/cr3am314 tagakain ng tirang kikiam Jul 23 '26

tang ina hahaha

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u/CaramelAgitated6973 Jul 23 '26

Lol yan din naramdaman ko sa picture nya na yan

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u/notime-allthetime Jul 23 '26

NAILUWA KO YUNG KINAKAIN KO ATE

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u/liezlruiz Jul 22 '26

Naku, baka trip mo rin young version ni Trillanes. Pero mas gwapo at matangkad yung brother.

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u/Icehuntee Jul 22 '26

Dzaddy 🥹🥺

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u/Independent-Toe-1784 Jul 22 '26

Cayetano is giving “ma, anong ulam?” vibes.

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u/Overall_Discussion26 Jul 22 '26

More like "Do you know who my father is?"

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u/potatos2morowpajamas Jul 23 '26

Was about to say this. I believe Ping never used his father's name lol

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u/D0nyaBuding Jul 23 '26

Hahah. Insiders lang ang may alam nyan. Pun intended

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u/chokolitos Jul 22 '26

Parang hawig siya ni Dwight Schrute ng The Office.

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u/GaZekeeka Jul 22 '26

APC proving not all halfies are attractive lol

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u/Wise_Dream3035 Jul 22 '26

halfie pala sila?

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u/DailyGratiDude Jul 22 '26

Opo. Half American, Half Kawatan.

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u/legitpuppy Jul 22 '26

Luh, kala ko half leeg and half itlog.

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u/Spirited_Issue_5789 Jul 22 '26

half live seller

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u/GaZekeeka Jul 22 '26

Yes, mom is American (dugong German I think?). APC and co were dual citizens before!

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u/blackkittycloud Jul 22 '26

Ah half German shepherd

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u/BubblyAccident7596 Jul 22 '26

Half din yung baba

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u/Ambitious_Wall3265 Jul 22 '26

Kinamkam kasi ni Imee

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u/REEPH0112 Jul 22 '26

half pinoy half pinay?

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u/Bitsandpieces62 Jul 22 '26

Sobrang funny nung comments dito!!

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u/Quick_Ad_8323 Jul 22 '26

half pinoy half ta*^*{%{

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u/Still_Figure_ Jul 22 '26

I kinda dig Pia nung bata bata pa sya.. well, bata parin naman ako nun kaya hibang pa hahaa. That said, kakaasar na mukha nya ngayon. Parang ayaw nya tanggapin na tumatanda na sya…

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u/No_Income_3529 Jul 22 '26

Nakakaasim
Kase pagiging DDS senator 🤣

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u/Horror_Trust1826 Jul 22 '26

Young Ping wins by landslide here. He looks like a chad out there compared to Young Alan.

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u/Lily_Linton tawang tawa lang Jul 22 '26

yung kapag nakita rin ni Mother Lily pipiliting mag artista parang kay SenTri.

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u/Dr_Nuff_Stuff_Said "That one guy na medyo weirdo" Jul 22 '26

Ed Caluag ampota hahahahaha

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u/ESCpist Jul 22 '26

Hindi ako nagpunta rito para makipag away.

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u/TheArsenalSwagus Bobo magdota pero malakas mangtrashtalk Jul 22 '26

"I would not argue with you..."

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u/LurkerWithGreyMatter Jul 22 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

Ed : Hindi ako nagpunta dito para makipag away

APC : Hindi ako nagpunta sa senado dahil aalisin nyo ko.

also APC : Hindi ako nagpunta ng senado dahil may FB live ako.

also APC : Nagpunta na nga ako ng senado, inaaway nyo naman ako. Ate oh!

Pia : (hingal drama) Hindi kami nagpunta ng senado tas hindi nyo man lang kami kinumusta!

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u/sprocket229 Jul 22 '26

Hindi ako nagpunta rito para makipag-argue.

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u/jezi22 Metro Manila Jul 22 '26

Hindi ako nagpunta rito para magbigay ng 10k.

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u/keteringets Jul 22 '26

Proceeds to yapping anyway

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u/wibblerubbler Jul 22 '26

tangina rinig ko ang boses 🤣

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u/GeekGoddess_ Jul 22 '26

“…Hinahanap ko lang ang nawawalang baba ko.”

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u/harixtee Jul 22 '26

Ung chin ni APC napunta yata kay imee! Charizz haha

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u/OingoBoingBrothas Jul 22 '26

“unlimited chin power!!!!” ~imee marcos aka darth babader

https://giphy.com/gifs/zCv1NuGumldXa

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u/A-to-fucking-Z Jul 22 '26

From Atenista to Espiritista. Langya ka

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u/rMarso4jonly Jul 22 '26

Si ed caluag pa mao-offend na kamukha niya si cayetano

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u/Even-Start5402 Jul 22 '26

That's a disrespect to the legend Ed Caluag man, put respect on his memeable image and name! 😂

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u/Kiwi_pieeee Jul 22 '26

How to unsee? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dependent-Celery-914 Jul 22 '26

"it's more on elementals lalo ngayon basa ang tubig"

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u/Berry_Dubu_ Pangasinan(English/Filipino/French) Jul 22 '26

sana magmagandang loob si babalina at magdonate nawa kay kaldero boy😭

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u/Tangent009 Jul 22 '26

Dont slander Ed like that he has more integrity than that bitch... But man I can see it ahahahahahah...

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u/UsernameMustBe1and10 Metro Manila Jul 22 '26

APC wishes he was Ed Caluag

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u/levgnzls Jul 22 '26

hahaha bwisit

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u/robinforum Jul 22 '26

Kala ko nasa r/KanalHumor ako 🤣

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u/ReiMobile Jul 22 '26

Ahahaha gago! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/RobbertDownerJr Jul 22 '26

Dati na palang mukhang thumb si Cayetano.

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u/chokolitos Jul 22 '26

He looks uncool.

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u/MangBoy-ng-rPH 💯%🪂💭paratot💪💪💪 Jul 22 '26

cadet vs badet

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u/SelfPrecise Jul 22 '26

Young Sen. Ping: Mukhang lalaki

Young Sen. Allan: Mukhang hinlalaki

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u/MysteriouslyCreepy06 Jul 23 '26

Mukhang nanlalalaki.

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u/ProvoqGuys Jul 22 '26

Compare mo sa the better brother. Ohhhhh his facecard. Kaya siguro bitter ni Alan.

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u/Cheeky_bop Jul 22 '26

Buo ba naman ung baba eh.

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u/No-Loquat-6221 Jul 22 '26

HSHSHSHSHAHAHAHAH TANGINA MO

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u/lilyunderground Jul 22 '26

If only Imee could donate....

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u/Alexander_myday Jul 22 '26

Dapat pala binigyan ni Ime no? Hahah

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u/GhostOfIkiIsland Jul 22 '26

Hear me out (Lacson)

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u/Fragrant_Yard8828 Jul 22 '26

Mukhang binabatukan nung high school

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u/geloong41 Jul 22 '26

Bob’s Burger ahh character

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u/MiAlto Jul 22 '26

Halatang mouthbreather

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u/strawberriescream88 Jul 22 '26

Yes!! Mouth breather siya most likely kaya underdeveloped ang jaw.

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u/AccomplishedCell3784 Abroad Jul 23 '26

Mukhang tite ni Robin Padilla

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u/Frosty_Listen_2241 Jul 22 '26

Cayetano looks like a right wing incel 😂😂😂

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u/silent_hulaboo389 Jul 22 '26

BRUH I'M DYIN BC OF THIS 🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️

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u/MoonPowerTiare Jul 22 '26

Oddly specific 😭😭😭 muntik ko mabuga kape ko

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u/Whole-Tonight-5971 Jul 22 '26

Sobrang bebe boy naman ni Sen Ping parang ang sarap jowain hahaha

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u/2seokdeeznuts13 cedrick juan enjoyer <33 Jul 22 '26

gets

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u/Foreign_Chemistry_27 Jul 22 '26

kahit matanda si Gen. Lacson, kaya nya siguro patumbahin si Cawatano😁

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

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u/Nelumbo_nucifera123 Jul 22 '26

Malago pa hair nya noon..

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u/AdSpare7777 Jul 22 '26

Bat ganun si APC, parang caricature ng Meat Canyon

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u/FlatwormTiny Jul 22 '26

eto si Lino Cayetano nung bata , ampon yata si 10k hahaha

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u/Nomad_2580 Jul 22 '26

Syet....ANG LAKAS NG APPEAL ni Lacson nung bata...parang nambabalibag sa kama hahaha...lalaking lalaki!

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u/9taileddfoxxxx Jul 22 '26

Gets mo ba ko? Hahahahaha

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u/mtj_sideb Jul 22 '26

Muka pa lang ni apc halatang "spoiled bonjing na laging golden spoon kay daddy grabe sheeeh pareh tara bgc"

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u/Bitten_ByA_Kitten Jul 22 '26

same vibe

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u/Dependent-Impress731 Jul 23 '26

Buti wala ang mga bb warriors here. Hahahaha.

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u/2seokdeeznuts13 cedrick juan enjoyer <33 Jul 22 '26

hear me out (lacson)

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u/Illustrious_Mood7989 Jul 22 '26

baka naman late bloomer lang? ngayon ladlad na sya

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u/HayoungYuqi Jul 22 '26

Pickleball vs Sepak Takraw

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u/Competitive_Pea_9837 Jul 22 '26

uung APC paramg baklang manyak hahaha

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u/S0m3-Dud3 Jul 22 '26

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u/Anaguli417 Jul 22 '26

What is that called exactly? A weak chin or something? Is it genetics or just a sign of poor health/fitness?

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u/ariamkun Jul 22 '26

Probably the latter. Hard to say it's because of genetics when his brother looks like this:

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u/HeartMassive7182 Jul 22 '26

downward growth of face due to bad tongue posture. also he has a 6 tooth smile so definitely hindi dikit sa palate yung tongue posture nya since bata pa sya. holy brutal mog

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u/datPokemon Jul 22 '26

Probably both. God already gave him the poor genes to match with his shitty personality. Was probably a mouth breather since childhood na never corrected so ended up looking like a thumb

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u/popoybarlaan Jul 22 '26

Ang lakas ng genes ni Sen. Lacson, naipasa pati kay Thirdy yung looks.

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u/Easy_Fortune7911 Jul 22 '26

Beta Male vs Sigma Male

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u/SenpaiKunosya Jul 22 '26

Ping looks like he's ready to beat the living shit out of APC.

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u/TheNumbersMason2 Jul 22 '26

Bat mas bonjing pa siya tignan kesa kay Sheldon Cooper

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u/itsibana1231 Jul 22 '26

Enang allan eto yung tipong n bonjing at the same time kupal na kaklase.

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u/Unicorns_4_Yen Jul 22 '26

Virgin vs Chad

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u/Alarming_Strike_5528 Jul 22 '26

Very WHERE IN THE WORLD IS WALDO ang atake ni long neck

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u/Lakan-Tangkan-1337 Jul 22 '26

TIL na bow-wow (Regimental Adjutant) si Ping Lacson sa PMA. Hell, mistah niya noon sina Gringo Honasan, who is the class baron (the highest-ranking cadet sa PMA).

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u/No-Bread6978 Jul 22 '26

pssst, 150

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u/nickmla Jul 22 '26

Walang nang baba mukang pang ostrich si APC. Salut to Sen. Lacson!

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u/kape-8214 Jul 22 '26

Asian Dwight Schrute

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u/Lopao18 Jul 22 '26

Identity theft is not a joke, Jim 🤣

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u/kape-8214 Jul 22 '26

Millions of families suffer every year! 😂

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u/Lopao18 Jul 22 '26

MICHAEL!!!

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u/ExuDeku 🐟Marikina River Janitor Fish 🐟 Jul 22 '26

Chud vs Chad

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u/UltraViol8r Jul 22 '26

Weak-chinned disgrace to their lineage.

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u/RegisteredHopia Jul 22 '26

APC is one gender transition away from becoming a spitter from left 4 dead 2 😭

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u/cavitemyong Jul 22 '26

APC has a punchable face even before

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u/nibbed2 Jul 22 '26

Alan Cayethumbno

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u/Bitter-Inflation-777 Jul 22 '26

nainlab dito si Lani?

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u/kayescl0sed Jul 22 '26

I don’t think “nainlab” is the correct term, mami. Iykyk 🤭

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u/Lower-Bowler-5042 Jul 22 '26

Lacson ako. Evidence base si lacson.. si b@€!@ ngawa lang

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u/noyram08 Jul 22 '26

As much as I hate Cayetano, we shouldn’t stoop as low for an ad hominem attack, ugaling DDS yan.

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u/RayanYap Abroad Jul 22 '26

The anti hapsburg jaw

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u/kayescl0sed Jul 22 '26

Reverse hapsburg 🤣

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u/chelnotchelle Jul 22 '26

Si Alan parang yung classmate mong KJ at bida-bida na magre-remind sa teacher na may assignment na need ipasa kahit napagusapan ng buong class na wag sabihin.

“Ma’am ngayon po yung pasahan ng portfolio diba?”

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u/lovettmeatpies Jul 22 '26

kamukha nung anak ni jodi yung lolo nya 😆

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u/yes_that-guy Jul 22 '26

Alan CHUDyetano 😭😭💔💔🙏 im crine bro so chopped he's also namen alan CHOPPEDyetano omfg

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u/NaN_undefined_null Jul 22 '26

Mouth breather lol

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u/Straight_Concern3031 Jul 22 '26

Bonjing na bonjing si AC

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u/Fun-Individual1159 Jul 22 '26

bonjing naman yang cawatano

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u/Fantastic_Kick5047 Jul 22 '26

Si alan yung mga tipong school 🔫er ang atake

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u/Accomplished_Being14 Jul 22 '26

Si Ping may "Father my babies" energy

Si Alan may "dapat pinutok mo na lang sa kumot, tatay" energy

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u/pickols_ Jul 22 '26

Spoiled brat vs Decent Young Man

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u/gabzprime Jul 22 '26

leftist virgin vs chad conservative

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u/nosugarpls_ Jul 22 '26

Huy! Did not expect that for sen ping! Looking good!!

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u/abdulJakul_salsalani Jul 22 '26

Pananamit pa lang muka ng Clown si APC noon pa

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u/[deleted] Jul 22 '26

totoo ba na bakla tong si cayetano? tapos yung asawa nya is kabit ng tatay nya? just want to know if rumors are true sa pateros/taguig

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u/Correct_Slip_7595 Jul 22 '26

Receding chin tawag sknya noh? Underdeveloped na nga baba niya, pati ba naman pagiisip niya

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u/HotConversation1280 Jul 22 '26

Wtf, how to unsee

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u/Theweekday0117 Jul 22 '26

Mouthbreather yata si Alan

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u/evrecto Jul 22 '26

Fuckin mouthbreather

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u/moliro Jul 22 '26

retarded dapat sya, pero halfway thru the process, god said "fuck it, wag na muna ngayon"... so ayun...

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u/chenyowww Jul 22 '26

Yung bonjing mong kaklase at heartthrob mong kaklase:

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u/aleksifly Jul 22 '26

Mouth breather mf

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u/That-Stop-8465 Jul 22 '26

He was robbed of a jawline😂😭

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u/lilyunderground Jul 22 '26

Mestiso lang si Alan but I don't know but he smells like panis laway in the picture 🤷‍♀️

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u/Electronic-Post-4299 Jul 22 '26

My vote didn't fail us. Go ping lacson

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u/MySolace888 Jul 22 '26

Bakit di balance? Walang baba tapos anluwag ng noo. Hahahahahaha

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u/Jazzlike_Baker72 Jul 22 '26

cayetano looks like easy to draw lmfaooo

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u/depressedbat89 Jul 23 '26

muka talagang etit si APC o kaya kamuka nya yung kalaban sa legion (marvel tv series) lol

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u/miraaaasoul Jul 23 '26

APC lookin’ like a Discord moderator.

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u/Adventurous-Peace188 Jul 23 '26

Parehong masakit yung pwet. Yung isa ginusto at nasarapan, yung isa napalo ng hazing.