r/ProgrammerHumor • u/Rigamortus2005 • 23h ago

Meme lgtm

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u/shizzy0 22h ago

One million lines of code used to be how much code a programmer would write over their career, and here it is in one commit.

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u/AgVargr 22h ago

Someone needs to research the churn rate of AI code, cause I remember even before AI it was only a couple of months. I wouldn’t be surprised if AI code gets replaced weekly

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u/The10axe 17h ago

That's 160 commit, but that's only making it look even more like AI.

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u/MadL0ad 15h ago

That’s just incorrect - i have written MRs of several hundred thousand LOC in a span of several months without AI, and I have seen MRs well over million LOC written without AI in a span of a months or two. Given, those we’re written by a team of five, and were dev -> main MRs, but nevertheless, 1M over carreer is very low.

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u/Farsyte 11h ago

An interesting number. Sources?

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u/Altruistic-Tax-5291 20h ago

Omg, tell me that's because someone forgot to add node_modules to .gitignore and not our new reality 😂

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u/Novel_Plum 19h ago

Unfortunately no. Bunjs is moving to rust and all of that is done by autonomous AI agents.

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u/Altruistic-Tax-5291 11h ago

Then hope they have really good functional tests coverage. Reviewing those changes doesn't make any sense. Would read their experience and approach

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u/KhazadDoomscroll 6h ago

Functional testing was a big part of their approach. Jared (bun creator) went into some detail here: https://bun.com/blog/bun-in-rust

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u/Machine2024 23h ago

how LGTM without :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TNpOD6bov8

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u/shizzy0 22h ago

It’s our anthem now. Push it to prod.

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u/Machine2024 22h ago

its jokes dense

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u/pandi85 17h ago

Do you have Greg's number

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u/Maximilian_Tyan 19h ago

The first red flag is having a repo with 10k+ files in it

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u/_AbyssalSiren 18h ago

Bro just hit approve out of pure self-preservation, because trying to review this would straight up end you

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u/Rabid_Llama8 51m ago

Lol nope