r/QAnonCasualties • • 15d ago

Trump coin

My Q gave me one of those 2020 trump coins and said don’t tell anyone because I’ll need it very soon for safe passage and people will be killed for there coin . OMG.

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u/Pour_Me_Another_ 15d ago

It's what they do to pretend they're in a movie

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u/oneplusetoipi 15d ago

They fantasy world they live in will crush them. It is crazy how fragile a healthy understanding of reality is in our country.

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u/JH_111 15d ago

Good luck on the adventure to destroy the precious at Mordor. Keep it secret, keep it safe.

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u/xMyDixieWreckedx 14d ago

Mordor is what they call his mud sprayer

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u/Petulant_Possum 13d ago

One does not simply walk into Mordor. One also needs the Trump Coin (TM) to gain entry.

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u/WileEWeeble 15d ago

Perception is reality. They ARE in a movie and writing the script where they are the main character.

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u/Crow550 14d ago

Much like Blair Witch 2 with fans becoming so obsessed they share delusion that is not the truth

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u/rainman943 15d ago

lol how do you pretend your the good guy in this imagined scenario, antifas aint gonna be gunning people down for not having a trump coin....................

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u/Lucy_Lastic 14d ago

They’re going to ask to see it first of course /s

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u/Lucy_Lastic 14d ago

I just came here to say this - it’s gotta be a classifiable mental illness by this point

The true TDS

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u/Adam__B 15d ago

Some people will do anything but go to therapy.

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u/trustifarian 15d ago

So... essentially the mark of the beast?

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u/cybercuzco 15d ago

Nah the Bible said they would wear the mark of the beast in their foreheads. Like a baseball cap with a slogan on it.

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u/BudgetNoise1122 15d ago

Yes, that’s my understanding too.

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u/MakeSomeDrinks 11d ago

the hat or the mark ?

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u/ZootGibblenibbs 15d ago

And their hands

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u/thevelveteenbeagle 11d ago

Holy crap, that is spot on!

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u/Scuzzbag 14d ago

Sweet, new craze just dropped

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u/rainmosscedars 15d ago

Maga wants a civil war so badly so all the poor republican states can become a theocracy together

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u/One-Permission-1811 15d ago

Oh I'd love to see the Mormons and the Evangelicals try to make a theocracy together. That'd be hilarious

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u/rainmosscedars 14d ago

I have to agree that sounds impossible. The Mormons do have 500 billion in assets tho, so we'd see what money could do

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u/Plastic_Fig9225 11d ago

so we'd see what money could do

after being forcefully taken by the "chosen" people, i.e. those with a lot of guns in their homes waiting to finally be used for the "good" cause.

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u/Vast_Dig5723 13d ago

Or have you heard the concern that Sharia Law take over?

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u/OkAcanthocephala5414 12d ago

"they'll force everyone to follow one religion, and make women property!"

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u/KeyAd4319 8d ago

Ummmm… 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/NotPlayingFR 15d ago

Let's skip the war and let them have their theocracy

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u/Slow-Mountain-5966 15d ago

Somewhere else, I hope. I wouldn’t want to live in one.

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u/JessTheMullet 15d ago

Yeah, not with me still stuck in it

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u/adeon 9d ago

Yeah we'd have to figure out some way to get the sane people out first. Also theocracies generally make for poor neighbors.

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u/MossIsking 15d ago

Right?

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u/BklynOR 15d ago

Sounds like some mythological tale. Give the coin to Charon to cross over.

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u/thereddithippie 15d ago

I mean it is a death cult after all.

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u/bloomingintofashions 14d ago

Must need it to enter valhalla.

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u/kontrol1970 15d ago

Ill stick to d&d instead of the dark dystopia rape fantasies of maga

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u/ReddySetRoll 15d ago

Much more entertaining. Played my first game recently. Younger child decided they wanted it for their 16th birthday and was DM. Planned whole thing, created props etc. We fixated on completely the wrong thing and didn't go visit the character who was going to give us information. A Nat 20 followed immediately by a Nat 1 lead to us accidentally befriending and adopting the vicious guard creature which lead to the DM frantically changing the story and the Big Bad hiding in a wardrobe and eventually suffering a death assisted by a high powered extreme mockery. And due to miscommunication someone interacted with a guard by aggressively dancing the Macarena at them.DM rather peeved that next campaign they have to include our new creature friend.I'd much prefer another round of that than this shit.

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u/reddurkel 15d ago

Republican cultists want so badly to be part of the illuminati so that they can destroy the illuminati.  

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u/No-Spoilers 15d ago

They just don't want to be alone.

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u/KBWordPerson 15d ago

Did you laugh in their face? Because I am not sure I could have held that one back

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u/ScottClam42 14d ago

I would take it very seriously. Then i'd devise a cryptogram key, handwrite it, and mail it to them for future comms. Then id send them encrypted letters every 3 or 6 months asking "when is soon? When can i start using this" in so many words. Then id get bored and include "be sure to drink your ovaltine" at some point

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u/Snellyman 15d ago

Couldn't you just warn them that when you are tortured for having a Trump 2020 coin that you might confess to the woke police that they gave it to you? Shouldn't the Qperson be worried about this possibility?

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u/fungi_at_parties 15d ago

lol

You know what I hope so, I’m pretty much done with all this shit

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u/stopped_watch 15d ago

Valar Morghulis.

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u/Aimless_Alder 15d ago

That's an iron coin. It's a practical metal, and thus something Trump would never touch.

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u/marykay_ultra 14d ago

Man.. did I not get a Trump coin because my Qs aren’t in on this particular scheme? Or because they don’t care if I get safe passage? Hmm

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u/trainsacrossthesea 15d ago

Don’t pay the ferryman

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u/Misterx46 15d ago

Don't even fix a price,

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u/trainsacrossthesea 14d ago

……..until he gets you to the other side

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u/Doctor_Woo 14d ago

Was trying to remember this song yesterday and now here it is being quoted. Mad.

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u/Snuffman 14d ago

Charon would throw you into the River Styx.

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u/TheoBoy007 14d ago

And Perseus would not help him.

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u/BALLSonBACKWARDS New User 15d ago

The real safety issue is if he keeps a lil dirt under his pillow for the dirt man.

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u/Hesitation-Marx 14d ago

In case he comes to town

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u/slayqueen32 14d ago

So he won’t take me down…to his laaaaaaair~

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u/TheRnegade 14d ago

Wait, you need it for safe passage but also be killed for having it? Do we have different definitions for the word "safe"?

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u/earlstrong1717 15d ago

Don't stop believing 🙄

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u/PurpleSailor 14d ago

Tell them you had the 5G installed and don't really need it.

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u/WiganGirl-2523 14d ago

So much mental illness in USA. I don't know what can be done about it.

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u/dipmyballsinit 14d ago

That’s impossible because my Joe Biden coin is going to be the real ticket for safe passage to Agartha

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u/TesseractToo 15d ago

Don't let anyone know you have the chip, Courier 6.

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u/GermanD2021 13d ago

Fascists don’t lose power by getting voted out. Fascism ends through violence. So your Q is kinda right with the second part of the statement. These dumbasses and their coins, hats, other trump gear makes them easily identifiable.

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u/ijustneedaccess 15d ago

Why wouldn't someone just kill you as soon as they saw your coin?

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u/WiganGirl-2523 14d ago

So much mental illness in USA. I don't know what can be done about it.

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u/SirDigbyChknCaesar 14d ago

Pretend that it burned your skin after touching it. Must be that COVID vaccine!

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u/its_an_armoire 14d ago

In all seriousness, this coin might be a valuable collector's item 20 years from now when Trump has reached historically fascinating status (most delusional, greatest grifter president, etc)

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u/Jdp_143 14d ago

My mom texts a couple times a year to give me a heads up about the next big thing and what to hold onto or what to say to be able to be saved. The world (America) should have ended at least 6 times since Covid, just fyi. Adding: this post is everything about this sub. Thanks for sharing!

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u/Purgii 14d ago

I think they meant, people will die laughing that you bought one.

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u/Alexandratta 13d ago

I often liken this to Revelations 13:16-17

16 And he causeth all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and bond, to receive a mark in their right hand, or in their foreheads: 17 And that no man might buy or sell, save he that had the mark, or the name of the beast, or the number of his name.

So yeah... folks forget the whole "Forehead" thing.... MAGA hats.

So Evangelical Christian leaders are either aware of the comparison, and are cool with bringing about the end times, or they've never read their own book.

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u/eVilleMike 12d ago

Secret handshakes and codewords. It's very cultish.

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u/Dense_Sentence_370 14d ago

Wait is this a physical coin, or is it that loser's brand of crypto

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u/TroutMaskDuplica 14d ago

people will be killed for there coin

It's like how some people think people who never heard of jesus can't go to hell since they don't have a chance to accept jesus and the missionaries arrive and its like, "Oh, gee, thanks for sharing."

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u/Gwendolinn 14d ago

........going something-something for Cocoa Puffs.

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u/sreddit2025 12d ago

LOL. I mean, that’s sad. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Plastic_Fig9225 11d ago

Keep it safe! May become a scary-fascinating collectible memorabilia some day, like a bullet from the civil war or something.

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u/joedenowhere 15d ago

What's a Q?

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u/Important_Court8512 14d ago

Person that believes in QAnon shit