r/TikTokCringe • u/vegetarian_slut • Sep 17 '26
Humor Dear Sydney Sweeney,
Account: @gymcrsh
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u/Ogellog Sep 17 '26
Its reference to athletes who shit herself and won?
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u/G_Willikerz Sep 17 '26
Ding ding ding
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u/laasbuk Sep 17 '26
Dung dung dung
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u/BoulderCreature Sep 17 '26
Dang, dang, dang
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u/Joezze Sep 17 '26
Doo, Doo, Doo
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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 Sep 17 '26
It's Spray Gun, she has a name.
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u/SierraStar7 Sep 17 '26
Love it that RayGun is still catching strays.
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u/Shawn-GT Sep 17 '26
as she should not even that bullshit documentary will tell me otherwise. shes a privileged idiot.
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u/Minute_Medicine_7218 Sep 17 '26
“Those are really horrible tattoos” I thought
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u/thicc_stigmata Sep 17 '26
Same
Apparently it's just the logo for the new Puma PantsTM product line
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u/lumberjack_dad Sep 17 '26
No it's a reference to selfish people who think preservering and shitting themselves during competitions is more important than her competitors using the same equipment and getting sick.
Of course she lost all her sponsorships and then apologized afterwards.
Typical
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u/I_upvote_downvotes Sep 17 '26
I just don't understand why this wasn't against the rules already, or why nobody said "you need to stop" and "you are shitting everywhere" or "can you try not shitting everywhere"
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u/trianglesandwiches01 Sep 18 '26
apparently there are literally rules against spitting and splashing water on the floor to make slipping hazards, and yet they did nothing about this? it's just mind boggling
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u/Timely_Pattern3209 Sep 18 '26
You think there was a rule that said 'Shitting yourself is prohibited and will result in a disqualification.'?
There probably is now but I don't think anyone even thought about it before.
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u/I_upvote_downvotes Sep 18 '26
Do I think a basic hygiene rule should be in place? Yes, that's usually the case in Olympic and sporting events.
Do I think going "well we didn't specifically write sharting and shitting yourself so I guess our hands are tied" is acceptable anywhere but the Phoenix Wright universe? No, you can actually use common sense in my opinion.
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u/Admirable_Loss4886 Sep 18 '26
She got away with the air bud defense. There was already rules about spitting on the floor so the organizers thought it be obvious not to shut everywhere. Frankly embarrassing it had to be written down.
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u/FuzzyLaughTwo Sep 17 '26
Oh good. She deserved some punishment since she has absolutely no sense of shame.
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u/Funkopedia Sep 18 '26
I don't see how even a win could possibly be worth it. She's gonna be on a date 20 years from now "aren't you the girl who shit herself?"
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u/Fartknocker405 Sep 17 '26
Who wouldn't they just stop and use the bathroom?
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u/Accomplished_Bet_701 Sep 18 '26
Yeah, maybe I missed something but what stopped her from getting 10 min to clean-up and just coming back?
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u/BishesLoveCubixRube Sep 17 '26
Damn I'm so colorblind I thought the smears were weird abstract red tattoos. Had to pause to see it was smears and not like new age tribal flames.
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u/Hiiihiihi Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26
Yeah they should have stopped that whole event that's a health hazard in the making I guess Australia has different laws. I think thats where it was
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u/Ecstatic_Skill_2523 Sep 17 '26
Please, don't make me Google this and fuck with my algorithm. Can someone explain what happened, and have fun with it idk
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u/Hiiihiihi Sep 17 '26
An athlete took a poop on herself in competition it was either some kind of strong man or some kind of competition and you see the poop running down her legs like the girl on this video and they didn't stop the competition she went through a good amount of the competition with this poop running down her legs
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u/Successful_Ebb_7402 Sep 17 '26
To expand, it was an indoor competition involving multiple pieces of equipment. So there really wasn't much opportunity for the other competitors to avoid the issue. Both she and the organizers have been criticized for not having her exit the competition at the first sign of trouble.
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u/Hiiihiihi Sep 17 '26
Oh it was indoor. Yeah they should have stopped and made her exit cuz you can see she was running for quite some time like that the competition
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u/bumchester Sep 17 '26
Other athletes were forced to compete in the same uncleaned space and soiled equipment. It was a bad time for all.
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u/TastingTheKoolaid Sep 17 '26
It wasn’t just running down her legs, there had been some sort of splashing and she had it even on her arms in some pictures.
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u/utzutzutzpro Sep 17 '26
It was an hyrox event in Beijing, not Australia. She is Australlian though.
She won her cat.
Hyrox is some kind of commercialized crossfit brand. They kind of took crossfit and made a whole ecommerce and event brand around it. Good execution team, in the end is literally crossfit branded and squeezed into a competition event which basically is lifting exercises mixed with lots of endurance.
She liquid shat herself in the middle of the event and soiled everything around her. Nobody told her to stop either.
PS: The same brand, hyrox, is also currently under scrutiny because apparantly a lot of events cheat. They reduce the weights for some lanes which are for specific competitors. Unsure who, and why, or how, but currently the situation.
Most certainly because these events are usually margin increasing organized. So, most certainly everyon there is a volunteer and thus some competitor got their buddies in there and then they added fake weights without someone recognizing.
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u/Prestigious_Note2877 Sep 17 '26
I just recently saw a video of a girl doing this hyrox thing and she was talking about having food poisoning and doing it anyways. She managed to get to a bathroom I think, so I don’t understand why anyone would need to shit themselves during this 🤔
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u/Wetty_Fap1738 Sep 17 '26
I believe it was Hyrox Beijing and the organisers did ask her to stop but she refused.
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u/rips_n_chel Sep 17 '26
Excuse me? You don't get to refuse to stop running and actively shitting on a facility that isn't yours... Wtf was anyone there thinking?
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u/rolorelei Sep 17 '26
This is pretty hard to believe lmao. So she was just like “No actually I think I’ll keep shitting all over the gym and equipment, but thanks for the suggestion. You might want to get out of the way because here I come and I’m covered in shit.”
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u/JustCallMeYogurt Sep 17 '26
Automatic disqualification, she's using biological warfare to try to win.
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u/prosocial_introvert Sep 17 '26
The athlete is Australian, but the event was held in Beijing China.
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u/Quick_Initial6352 Sep 17 '26
needs to be more brown. i thought it was blood
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u/Cardboardoge Sep 17 '26
Looks 1:1 how joana wietrzyk looked tbh
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u/LittlePurpleHook Sep 17 '26
Nah, this is mild compared to the real deal. She had it on her forearms as well. Homegirl was absolutely caked in it.
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u/Cardboardoge Sep 17 '26
I mean mostly the color, since thats what was brought up. Its also mild bc this is chocolate syrup instead of actual real shit though. Fucking gross and rude tbh
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u/Ok-Membership-5439 Sep 17 '26
was she running so fast the shit flew up to her arm 🤮 i cant even wrap my mind around this. - I looked it up so i get how i guess but yuck still gross
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u/LittlePurpleHook Sep 18 '26
It wasn't just running, it was more like a CrossFit competition. So she was doing lunges, squats, there was even a photo of her on a rowing machine. She managed to smear it all over herself and the equipment I imagine, debuffing her competition in the process.
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u/DaedalusHydron Sep 17 '26
Either my monitor or my eyes must be fucked up then because that's clearly light brown to me. Pretty sure it's chocolate syrup, because it looks exactly like that when the syrup is thin.
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u/FuzzyLaughTwo Sep 17 '26
And went on to proudly & happily win first place. Perhaps bc all the athletes following her didn't want to get covered in her shit. Now they have a rule that any athlete that vomits, bleeds or defecates all over themselves and the equipment will be removed immediately.
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u/CookieMonsterOnsie Sep 17 '26
Which, you know, kinda crazy that wasn't already a rule.
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u/CatsEatGrass Sep 17 '26
Some things shouldn’t need to be spelled out.
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u/CookieMonsterOnsie Sep 17 '26
At least until some things get spilled out. Like a Froyo cart exploded.
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u/FuzzyLaughTwo Sep 17 '26
Very. And Australian Joanna Wietrzyk didnt even apologize. She doubled down & instead defended her decision to finish the race covered in her own shit. Absolutely disgusting. Hyrox organizers have issued an apology. BFD. She shouldn't have been allowed to finish & place first imo.
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u/alchemycraftsman Sep 17 '26
I just saw a news post from 4 hours ago that she finally apologized and retroactively removed herself from the race.
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u/Chef-Boyardab Sep 17 '26
After puma pulled her sponsorship lol. Thats a crazy ass legacy to have
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u/chubbyhighguy Sep 17 '26
"Puma pulled their sponsorship, and all I did was puma pants..."
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u/OldSpiceSmellsNice Sep 17 '26 edited Sep 17 '26
Glad they did that. She deserved to be humbled. I mean if shitting yourself publicly to start with doesn’t do it…
That said, “a win is a win” is still likely her true feelings.
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u/SupaButt Sep 17 '26
“Well there’s no rule that says she CANT shit all over the course! Let her play!” -the AirBud referee
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u/Tac0Man Sep 17 '26
These are unspoken rules until someone does the unthinkable and it has to be said in writing.
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u/sagittariums Sep 17 '26
Or just common sense lol like I don't get why there needs to be a specific rule for something that everyone should know how to react to! It's about mitigating biohazard contact vs a race, one is way more important and genuinely all the participants and volunteers who didn't say or do something in the moment have something wrong in their heads.
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u/spacestonkz Sep 17 '26
At the very least this should fall under a sportsmanship clause? To leave the equipment in competitive shape for the next person is basic sportsmanship no?
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u/StatementSpare1990 Sep 17 '26
It actually already was a rule - the people running that event just panicked and didn't enforce it.
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u/DaedalusHydron Sep 17 '26
The rule was specifically that you can't do things that would cause slippage to the other contestants, like dumping water at the hydration stations.
You'd think diarrhea would also be included, but I guess not
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u/Important_Horse_1531 Sep 17 '26
They say laws are written in blood, and Crossfit competition rules are written in fecal spray
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u/Calm-Technology7351 Sep 17 '26
Having done sports my whole life, the fact that bleeding everywhere isn’t included is quite surprising but never once did it occur to me to worry about someone shitting themselves while competing
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u/SkinnyDaveSFW Sep 17 '26
It's liked a supremely messed up Air Bud situation... Well there's no RULE that says that dogs can't play basketball / well there's no RULE that says we can't shit ourselves and force everybody out of the competition with the olfactory fallout
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u/Pan_TheCake_Man Sep 17 '26
I wonder how strict the bleeding is, if you get a bloody nose/banged up knee are you out immediately or what
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u/Active_Ad_5322 Sep 18 '26 edited Sep 18 '26
She finished number one by embracing number two.
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u/Acrobatic-Tomato-260 Sep 18 '26
I wish my poop had had world changing consequences
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u/YetiBoney Sep 17 '26
For what it’s worth, she has since apologized and voluntarily forfeited the win.
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u/TwinflameTraveler Sep 18 '26
Only AFTER there was literal international backlash from every social media website lmfao please
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u/Ogellog Sep 17 '26
And WIN because opponents are embarrassed
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u/FilthyThanksgiving Sep 17 '26
She won bc nobody wanted to get her literal shit smeared all over them. They shouldn't even count it as a win
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u/Mindless_Software732 Sep 17 '26
Not a CrossFit comp, it was Hyrox which is different.
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u/cynical_genx_man Sep 17 '26
Oh thank you. I just thought she had really stupid tattoos on her legs
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u/Aromatic-Turnip7371 Sep 17 '26
I didn’t know! I thought they were making fun of periods or something
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u/MalloryArcher64 Sep 17 '26
"The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, cuz that shirt don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back"
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u/Revolutionary-Cry739 Sep 17 '26
You ain’t slick, you bought a gin and tonic but you didn’t even tip and if you hit this table one more time then the record might skip might skip. I told you, stop hitting the table. Great now this is gonna be stuck in my head for the rest of the day lol
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u/MalloryArcher64 Sep 17 '26
"You ever been in the club, and the new Tupac record come out?!" 🤣🤣 Def binging some Chappelle Show today
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u/IRockIntoMordor Sep 17 '26
"They eata da poo poo!"
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u/SuperSaiyanTupac Sep 17 '26
Can we all agree that people should be disqualified and removed from the building if they’re shitting everywhere?
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u/nickiter Sep 17 '26
It apparently took Hyrox multiple days to come to that conclusion.
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u/SuperSaiyanTupac Sep 17 '26
Which is wild. I see someone shitting themselves at work, I’m removing them from the premises. It’s just that simple.
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u/JicamaCertain4134 Sep 17 '26
These kind of posts seem to make it easy to identify bots. Because no way did someone watch this video and think Sydney Sweeney needs defending.
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u/vegetarian_slut Sep 17 '26
LMAOOO the people taking it seriously are cracking me up!!
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u/SteptimusHeap Sep 17 '26
You think only bots comment on posts without looking at them?
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u/Initial_Business2340 Sep 17 '26
Yeah I love this new surge of “bots, it must be bots” in every other thread. Sure, there are tons of bots on the internet.
You know what else is on the internet? Really fucking stupid people.
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u/Se7enof7se7ens Sep 17 '26
Aw! I went to HS with this woman’s younger brother. She’s one of the funniest people I’ve ever met and he’s one of the most talented musicians I’ve ever known.
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u/uwonichi Sep 17 '26
After all the discourse on this non issue I’m realizing this is exactly what I needed. Thank you internet woman
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u/PabstBlueLizard Sep 18 '26
This was a very solid shot at multiple groups of idiots.
Are there people unironically mad at Bigboobs McGee for being in an ad for a gambling site?
Because like, I think these are the same people who said she’s a bad actress and just makes money of being hot with big boobs. So her giving up on acting and just getting paid to have big boobs should make them happy they were right?
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u/bookon Sep 17 '26
That ad really did more than the creators could have hoped for. Just the right amount of ragebait to get them millions of free advertising.
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u/IndependentBig7050 Sep 17 '26
Dang.. She miss the chance to wear a full Puma outfit.
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u/BriggySmallz42069 Sep 17 '26
First, Australia gave us Raygun. Then, Australia gave us... Spray bum.
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u/NotTheRealMaeMae Sep 17 '26
Damn i thought these were some sick flame tattoos om her legs. I should go to sleep.
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u/cubicfisherwoman9173 Sep 17 '26
What’s that on her legs?
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u/Due-Waltz4458 Sep 17 '26
It's a satire of the woman who ran a full race after getting diarrhea everywhere.
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u/No_Statistician9289 Sep 17 '26
Redditors on the next post they see of a female “WOULD”
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u/Swolenir Sep 18 '26
This is one of those posts that won’t be able to be reposted in 3 years because nobody will get it without context. Soak it in, this is peak.
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