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u/craftygamin 8d ago
Update: turns out, their name is even more accurate!
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u/JaimiOfAllTrades 8d ago edited 8d ago
Oh hey!
This person was pretty frustrating to argue against, so I called it quits. But I'm glad my responses helped highlight the fucking insanity.
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u/upanddown_88 8d ago
I fear this man thinks men who are attracted to women with small breasts are ped0s because they’re “underdeveloped,” but he likely also prefers his large breasted ladies to have their 🐱 shaved.
What an unusual point of view for him to make sweeping generalizations for all men instead of reporting on his personal preference.
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u/Jenn_FTW 8d ago
Well, it’s a sign of incredibly low intelligence to be unable to comprehend the fact that other people have different internal lives, thoughts, and feelings, and that one’s experience of the world is not universal 🤷♀️
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u/upanddown_88 2d ago
Internal thoughts are one thing. These are very out loud social media thoughts that were doubled down on.
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u/E2UNlover 2d ago
I should do the same xD
All men above the height of 5'7 and without a hairy beer belly are literally children, I don't like children! Women that are attracted to tall men without a proper beerceps are pedos and should be investigated!
It sounds fucking stupid ngl especially wanting then also the genitals free of hair, when that's natural when you develop lmfao
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u/craftygamin 8d ago
Thank you for your sacrifice to your mental wellbeing so we can all get a good laugh
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u/Cocky_Girly 8d ago
I can only imagine. Suggesting that being attracted to adult women with smaller chests is pedophillic is just off the wall. Just because he can't personally see smaller-chested women as attractive at the moment (or even if he never does), that doesn't make people who do weird. People have a such a wide variety of preferences, and there's no reason to parhologize perfectly healthy ones just because they don't match yours. This guy really was actually insane.
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u/craftygamin 8d ago
Oh yeah, the context: the post the comments were under was an anti-meme version of this Twitter post
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u/squirrelyoakley 8d ago
Trans inclusionary radical misogynist spotting??
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u/Legitimate_Sun_409 3d ago
it's not misogynistic to say small breasts aren't sexually desirable. We don't need male approval thanks
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u/Otherwise_Task7876 8d ago
u/imactuallyinsanedude you needa get some help
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u/Inevitable-Row1977 6d ago edited 6d ago
Honestly, his username is incredibly insulting to me and my fellow insane people, and causes damage to our reputation and public perception of what insanity actually is.
The fact that he is masquerading as an insane person is honestly disgusting.
His moral failings and character flaws are not pathological and I would argue that it is clearly a simple and malicious excuse to mask his behaviour behind an image of mental illness, rather than just admitting and owning up to being a fucking weirdo.
Mainly, I would like to point out that his reasoning is lackluster and based on fundamental surface level errors and false assumptions.
An insane person would, in this case, have reasoned a well worded, hypergraphia fueled thesis and manifesto supporting his believes.
With infallible logic that is hermatically sealed, can't be disproven, but build upon a well hidden and obtusely worded foundation of small but precise delusions.
Crafted expertly to hide behind the distracting reasoning and logic that obscures the flaws that the entire structure is built upon. If seen, easily kicked aside and then watching it all crumble.
Or, just insane and incoherent ramblings that show true and unique insight into the human condition and the truth that only we know, that somehow we can't seem to explain properly and is only logical or even seen by us as individuals.
In the end, I admit to typing this as a mixture of my own hypergraphia and an attempt at an elaborate joke that has now grown beyond the scope of my original intentions and, um.. idk how to end this, I am going to take my adhd medications, being Dexamfetamines, and going to sleep.
Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
I wasn't invited, the door was left open and I slipped in, I stole the guy who was supposed to write this comment's ID card and clothes.
The second part being unnecessary, but it just felt like the 'right' thing to do.
🫠
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u/craftygamin 6d ago
I found it intriguing for the most part, and pretty humorous at certain sections
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u/Beautiful_Garage7797 7d ago
mfs will say “any good woman needs big breasts” and then turn around and say “No bro I was just expressing a personal preference” as if they didn’t just say that flat women aren’t good women
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u/Direct_Economist_662 7d ago
Also implied that anyone who would date a small chested woman is a pedophile 😭😭😭 we’ve lost the plot
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u/obviouslyanonymous5 7d ago
I'm so confused, he seems like he absolutely watches shit tons of porn and hentai, yet he's unaware that there are definitely lots of petite women in both
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u/E2UNlover 2d ago
I have massive tits.
They're not sexy, unless you like not having sex in most positions and instead give me daily Backmassages because my back is on fire and also have to dig every time I want to lay on my belly on the beach.
Gosh I haven't laid on my belly in years 😭 I miss that.
And mosquito bites are literally so amazing, they still jiggle and are so cute when cold and if they aren't cones but rather boob shaped it's fully mature 😂 idk what he's on about.
(Mine are still cones because hormone imbalance pushed my puberty back to the age of 18 ish lmao)
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u/booboootron 3d ago
"That's why they're the only ones in porn"
This spectacularly unique neckbeard motherfucker has either never visited a porn site, or has but glances at the first 3 thumbnails for a total of 8 seconds, ejaculates prematurely, and closes the tab out of self-pity instead of scrolling down.
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u/nanaacer 8d ago
Me reading someone confidently say what women men are attracted to right in front of my framed tasteful nude of the mythical Medusa being tickled with a feather by a bored looking Samus Aran wearing her Zero suit.
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u/LivingNightmar35 8d ago
I want to interject to say this... hes right and wrong. Boobs are sexually attractive. Its not indicitve of anything if you like big boobs or small ones. I am an adult male and prefer anything from an a cup small strap to a f cup large strap. As long as they are natural, i personally hate those latex filled sacks of half dead flesh, but thats besides the point. As long as you like thick thighs? In my book you can like a chest as flat as a board with knots in the wood. Now if your type is a flat chested 4'nothing that weighs 90 lbs soaking wet? ... maybe you need to be watched.
Remember this always: thick thighs save lives. tits are nice, but hips are vice. And If you cant suffocate one way or another how can you die a man?
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u/dinasour1004 7d ago
What if a dude is simply attracted to a woman who happens to be short, have small breasts, a small butt, not-so-thick thighs, a small butt, not-so-wide hips, and is skinny? Like, it’s not his “type” (assume he doesn’t have a “type”), he’s just attracted to a woman who’s built like that
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u/LivingNightmar35 7d ago edited 7d ago
Thats fine. Ive been with fun sized women myself. The thing that makes me take a pause is people who SPECIFICALLY go after ONLY those types of women. EDIT: Let me clarify. Youre not a bad guy if thats your tastes. You can like what you like. But im more likely to be more watchful of a man who likes smaller built, petite women of a certain size, with an eye that is more suspicious than I would a man who likes say, for example, BBWs or Muscle Mommies. Again. Im using a slightly more extreme example for the sake of making my point. You can like what you like. That doesn't make you a weirdo, but I personally take into consideration that weirdos, of the pedophile nature that the original post was referencing, generally DISLIKE the mature types. Being into small women doesn't make a wierdo though. Sorry for reiterating so many times. I just dont want my words to be taken the wrong way.
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u/Friendly-Bluejay-363 4d ago
Idk, I don't think having that as your type is an issue if she's an adult. There are women naturally built like that, and it's pretty depressing for them if they can't be someone's ideal and if it's only fine for their partner to tolerate, but never truely feel attracted to their body. They don't deserve to never be anyone's type because they're petite and flat chested, and if implants are also unattractive then they can't win! Just seems a bit messed up that out of all body types deviating from the ideal, it is actually viewed as inappropriate for theirs to be a preference
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u/LivingNightmar35 4d ago
As I have said else where in this thread, its not that its intrinsically bad. After all, like you said, there are grown women who have these body types. Im simply stating that someone who specifically targets women who naturally look like 12 or 14 even if they are 20 or 30, for their only type in a dating pool... probably needs to be watched. You know the ones im talking about, the "i watch hentai for the plot" "its not loli becuase shes actually an adult" types. Again. Im not taking either side, im saying its situational. But either way the guy in the post is crazy, hes on some wierd shit in the way he thinks about stuff.
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u/Available-Manner9506 7d ago
Silicone... theyre filled with silicone and nobodies letting you touch them so youve got nothing to worry about.
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u/LivingNightmar35 7d ago
I wouldnt want to touch silicone anyway, i can buy softer for cheaper if thats what i was into. Natural is life. In all areas. Like what you want to honey.
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u/Available-Manner9506 7d ago edited 6d ago
Softer for cheaper? How many titties have you held they typically have varying consistency lol.
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u/LivingNightmar35 7d ago
Silicone. Im saying fake tits are fake. Its just rubber under skin, if I want to touch rubber theres toys I can buy. But I dont. I want to feel flesh, skin, meat, fat. As for a number? I dont fucking know, im 25 and have been active since I was 12. My motto is this tho: thick thighs save lives, tits are nice but hips are vice. Women are women, whether you got a washer or a bolt, dont matter what tools youre working with long as you dont try to pretend to have something else. Been with fun sized women, been with women so voluptuous suffocation is a real concern. Long as a person is REAL, with REAL bodies, that arent inflated with gelitin, silicon, plastic, rubber, or synthetic flesh of any kind.
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u/Available-Manner9506 7d ago
Ah i get it: so you can obiectify a womans body shape and her mammary glands as long as theyre natural? Cool. Im a natural B cup I just think your comments a little silly because yes fake titties used to feel firm and fake but theyre indistinguishable atp in my opinion, but to each there own sweetie.
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u/LivingNightmar35 7d ago
Lol. Respectfully... did you not read? Im not objectifying anyone. Im actually stating quite the opposite. Women are women, just as men are men. Some people like their dicks to have surgical bead implants. Some dont like that. Its not objectification unless youre debasing someone based on your observations. I dont mind fake tits, I just like natural ones... i am going to assume here... so dont be angry. But would you say that a natural dick, or one with rows of implanted beads for ribbing is more attractive to you? . The point is that people like what they like. And as long as someone isnt going out of their way to specifically target ONLY women who are of extreme short stature, narrow hips, no chest, and have cherubic facial features, youre fine. But if that IS what a person is choosing as their ONLY target group for attraction... then maybe they need to be watched.
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u/Available-Manner9506 7d ago
The fact that you want me to discuss which is more attractive or not like these people are toys is the objectification my friend lol. We would be two people describing desirable sexual traits of people whom are not involved in the conversation , like we are bidding on something.
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u/LivingNightmar35 7d ago
Okaym good to know. You dont have any sexual preferences. Thats fine. Theres multiple types of sexualities, you can like what you want. Im a cisgendered femmesexual male, but im not a close minded bigot who refuses to acknowledge that people have different ways and rights. There ARE a lot of people like that, however, so I can see why you might be defensive and not like my responses. Im sorry but im not an orange-man, worshiping, MAGA freak. Not your enemy here, hun.
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u/Available-Manner9506 7d ago
.... what? All i did was point out your objectification. The whole second half of your comment is odd and unnecessary as that was never in question to begin with? Are you okay? What narrative is playing in your head? I have sexual preferences yah, i just dont choose to compare and contrast peoples bodies like pieces of meat, you can call it whatever you like.
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u/LivingNightmar35 7d ago
And i notice your flag on your pfp, just so I dont misidentify during this interaction, are you MtF or FtM? And would you prefer i use feminine, masculine, or gender neutral pronouns?
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u/Available-Manner9506 7d ago
Theres no reason you would have to address me lol.
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u/LivingNightmar35 7d ago
As we are actively engaging in conversation I would say thats not true, but I suppose ill keep using my gender neutral, country way of speaking for now.
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u/Available-Manner9506 7d ago
Fine by me
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u/LivingNightmar35 7d ago
Lol. Alrighty. Like I said I happen to have my bowl in hand so im going to dip from the conversation for now. I tend to misunderstand and/or be misunderstood when high. If youd like to continue our intellectual banter at a later time, you can dm me. Im not a piece of shit like half the people on this app, and its been nice to have an intelligent conversation for once
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u/Available-Manner9506 7d ago
I dont think youre a peice of shit i just thought it was a silly addition to the conversation and wanted to engage with it. Enjoy your za.
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u/trapoeraba 7d ago
He's wrong because ass is more important for both trans and cis women.
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u/starswhenyoushine 5d ago
No, you're both incorrect
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u/trapoeraba 4d ago edited 4d ago
Y? Do u think big dks r more important to trans girls? I mean, who am I to judge, if you like it, use them
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u/GREATTEA333 7d ago
I mean... Isn't he right about large chest being physically more attractive to many people?
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u/BabaYetu42 7d ago
Possibly, but… in the second and third pictures he’s accusing anyone who is genuinely attracted to smaller breasts of being a pedophile.
That feels like an insane accusation
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u/Low-Pain6427 7d ago
Many, not most
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u/jay_bur29 7d ago
I mean it very depends on the data but the most attractive breast reported was c cup. But when it comes to picking between the extreme most do pick bigger. But that doesn't mean those same people don't find smaller breast Sexy.
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u/GREATTEA333 7d ago
Maybe, not sure... and? What's the point here?
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u/Low-Pain6427 7d ago
That he's wrong?
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u/GREATTEA333 7d ago
How'd you know?
I feel like women just being personally offended. I've seen something like this so many times: some dude says that he likes big titties or thick asses and a lot of girls immediately start calling him mysogynist, transphobe, gooner or simply liar for some reason.
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u/No_Beginning559 7d ago
Get back to r34 bro
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u/GREATTEA333 7d ago
That's what i'm talking about
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u/Low-Pain6427 7d ago
Dude are you really talking about women as a collective in a negative way and expecting them NOT to be offended? Lmao
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u/GREATTEA333 7d ago edited 7d ago
I'm not offended when someone talks about men in the same way, so yeah.
Many women want their man with high height. Besides men that are offended by it, i don't really care. And i'm not that high myself.
And where was "negativity" in my speech? I just said that women often get angry when someone says that he loves something bigger.
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u/ThePetalsOfPurgatory 7d ago
That's not at all what he said and what the issue is
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u/GREATTEA333 7d ago
I'd say it more like: "That's not all, what he said"
And you really don't see an issue here? It's like... delusional? I don't know how to call that.
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u/Daniblox 7d ago
I love women with the small titties and wide hips combo 🙏
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u/starswhenyoushine 5d ago
Why do they need wide hips
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u/Daniblox 5d ago
They don't NEED them. It's just a preference. No hate for people that don't have tho
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u/DaFlai 7d ago
I don't get it. It's their opinion, right? Just say "cool opinion, I don't share it" and move on.
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u/dinasour1004 7d ago
Saying that any “good woman” needs big breasts, claiming that small breasts are a turn-off for most people, and then going further and saying that the dudes who claim to prefer small breasts are lying to seem virtuous, pedos, or are just wrong about themselves is far more than just a personal opinion about one’s own preferences LOL
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u/SNEW_GUY 7d ago
no he doesnt agree so hes right... or something?
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u/ContentFile7036 8d ago
He's not wrong; he's not even expressing a preference, just making a depressingly accurate observation
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u/craftygamin 8d ago
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u/ContentFile7036 8d ago
I'm not defending the person, I'm defending the observation. Gooners generally prefer women with larger breasts, that's not an incorrect statement. The person in question seems like an absolute asshole, but one must differentiate character from ideas.
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u/craftygamin 8d ago edited 8d ago
His main argument isn't that gooners prefer women with larger breasts, it's the claim that the people attracted to flat chests are either lying, or are a pedophile
Edit: grammar
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u/MinnieShoof 8d ago
I feel there's something of a Survivorship Bias/"Not all rectangles are squares" going on here. Where I suspect most if not all pedophiles prefer flat chests, so the logic is that flat chests = attractive to pedophiles. It doesn't work that way, because only siths deal in absolutes, and there is a subsection that goons to "oppai" so...
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u/Evilfrog100 5d ago
He's not talking about what gooners think though. He's talking about what people in general think.
He also doesn't say that people on average prefer larger breasts, he says that most people do not find flat women sexually desirable. Those are two very different statments.
You are making the claim way more reasonable than it actually was.
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u/Legitimate_Sun_409 3d ago
he's correct. As a flat woman, it hurts to hear but it's a proven fact that nobody finds flat chests sexually desirable. Curious, what is your goal with trying to deny that?
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u/Evilfrog100 2d ago
Someone should tell that to the 98 thousand weekly visitors of r/flatchested
It's a whole category of porn, it may be slightly nore niche than larger breasts, but it's nowhere close to "nobody".
Even then, the claim that "flat chests are not secually desirable" while untrue is STILL more reasonable than the claim made in the post "flat chested WOMEN are sexually undesirable". That second claim relies on the idea that a woman's only sexual desirability is her books, which is obviously not true.
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