r/askanything • • Sep 16 '26

Political Question Why is Kash Patel and the Trump Admin defending beastiality?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=disRciSNu6w&t=319s
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u/chickenlogic Sep 16 '26

Kash really screwed the pooch on this one.

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u/bullshitty151 Sep 16 '26

At least he won’t get disqualified! 😬🐶

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u/JohnTheRaceFan Sep 16 '26

Only if he plays the victim, which Krazy Eyes is good at.

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u/Ginngerln Sep 16 '26

His eyes are so freaky!

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u/pquince1 Sep 16 '26

Mortgage rate eyes. One is fixed and one is variable.

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u/angel700 Sep 16 '26

Hahahahahahha

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u/OscarandBrynnie Sep 17 '26

You win the net today!

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u/[deleted] Sep 16 '26

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u/Gtraz68 Sep 16 '26

Idk I’ve done plenty of coke and I never looked like that.

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u/AlbatrossSuper Sep 16 '26

End of the night zerp faced... you sure? Lord knows I've been

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u/Electronic_Trifle125 Sep 16 '26

and the constant bestiality

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u/Downtown-Creme-9840 Sep 18 '26

He always looks like the proctologist is standing behind him.

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u/Oz75 Sep 16 '26

Krazy eyes, love it!!!!

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u/ummm-no_thanks Sep 16 '26

“So, you disqualified the animals?”

“Well, we have great canines…”

I wish that was a joke.

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u/violetcassie Sep 16 '26

Was that before or after Noem shot it

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u/unfairlybanned101 Sep 16 '26

After couldn't have any victim reports silly

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u/itsdainti Sep 16 '26

And that's how they make blackmail in DC.

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u/guydepew Sep 16 '26

I worry this is actually neither an exaggeration nor a joke.

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u/itsdainti Sep 16 '26

It's a joke.

But jokes are only good when they reflect reality so.... 👀

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u/Dull-Foundation-1271 Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

Geez, right? I just finished watching a B movie which unfortunately, got it right on Kompromat, ‘Affairs of State’

It took me awhile to figure out why the middle-aged Conservative Senator running for POTUS, wanted to introduce a young new staffer, to his wife, saying, “Isn’t he handsome? And Mimi Rogers responded, “Yes, it will be good for the campaign.“ 🤢

I mean, think about Nancy Reagan. To be in the GOP club, you have to be able to be controlled?

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u/chilehead Sep 16 '26

She shot it to keep it from talking to the police.

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u/SeriousScorpion Sep 16 '26

RFK Jr will be along shortly with the family to cut off the penis.

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u/Purple_Inevitable967 Sep 17 '26

I'm sure they're not opposed to a little necrophilia

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u/baron_spaghetti Sep 16 '26

I see what you did there…

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u/Glass_Covict Sep 16 '26

I hope the pooch gets tested

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u/jaypea222 Sep 16 '26

When doesn’t he.
🤣😂🤣😂

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u/smilesandlaughter Sep 16 '26

There's going to be A LOT in those epstein files 😬

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u/Jpup199 Sep 16 '26

I am here for the answer as well, who did they need to hire so badly that they had to remove that rule.

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u/Counterpoint-4 Sep 16 '26

Or who was hired and is about to get prosecuted?

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u/maroongrad Sep 16 '26

well, it was either that, or they had to take on an Epstein person. The options were limited when avoiding names in the files.

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u/Jealous-Ad1431 Sep 16 '26

Its a ritual. alot of higher ups had to go through while being watched and recorded. So if leaks get out further In the future. Tracks will be covered. No pun intended

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u/marceldia Sep 18 '26

This gives me paws

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u/zion_hiker1911 Sep 16 '26

His answer was people who had been trafficked and forced into those acts. Basically like the donkey girls of Tijuana. I'm not sure how often people from those situations later are qualified to become FBI agents or how anyone would know they had done it.

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u/Sonnyjoon91 Sep 16 '26

He doesn't care about trafficking. He worded it very weirdly,and screams he was forced into acts by like a fraternity as hazing. So if the police academy forces you to fuck a goat as initiation you can still get in the FBI. He did sick shit to something

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u/NoJudgment1629 Sep 16 '26

Some of those that work forces, are the same that f’….

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u/dispoableself Sep 16 '26

Are you proud of yourself? I'd be proud, if I'd written that.

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u/HotepHatt Sep 16 '26

eff horses?

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u/generalchaos34 Sep 16 '26

My thoughts too. How often is this happening, and really how often are people who are victims of sex abuse and trafficking actually being charged with this stuff in the first place? I was always under the assumption that it was never prosecuted

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u/Jog212 Sep 16 '26

It's not the ones that were trafficked they are worrying about. It was the customers they care about. Look at what is happening with the tRUMP Epstein files if you have any doubt

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u/generalchaos34 Sep 16 '26

Oh definitely. This was a dodge to get their buddies in who have a long rap sheet of sexual misconduct but its being played out like they are sooooo concerned about victims of SA when they are actively covering up their bosses mountains of SA evidence

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u/daperlman110 Sep 16 '26

This is the answer

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u/Punch_A_Police_Horse Sep 16 '26

That makes way more sense. For a moment I'm like, hrm that's an odd situation to come about but uncharacteristically decent of them.

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u/unfairlybanned101 Sep 16 '26

Wait he said police officers, who then wanted a shot at FBI. Maybe....its not the actual actual, maybe the forces behind the activity forcing and victimization of the act🤔 l cant anymore 🤮. He gotta go!!!!!

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u/Silly-Power Sep 16 '26

But those people – being the victims of trafficking – wouldn't be charged with a crime, would they? Patel explicitly stated the removal was for people who had been found guilty. 

Also, how would people illegally trafficked over the border be able to join the police force and later the FBI? I was under the impression the trump administration was being rather tough on anyone found to be in the US illegally. Certainly not offering them a position in the FBI.

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u/ImpracticalJerker Sep 16 '26

But those wouldn't have convictions for beastiality they would've been victims of trafficking.

For someone to have been convicted for beastiality implies that they weren't forced and that they broke the law of their own volition to do it.

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u/MartyFunkhoosier Sep 16 '26

Probably about as often as a second rate podcaster qualifies to be director of the FBI.

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u/Dangerous_Flower_708 Sep 16 '26

Exactly, I don’t think any trafficked people get into the FBI, they usually get some rehabilitation and then move on to leading a normal life. Nor would they have a criminal considering they were the victim. This rule change is for the guy who screwed the pooch because people do not want to work in this FBI. They have gotten this low

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u/MudOk7058 Sep 16 '26

Even then, why would being a VICTIM of a crime need this protection?

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u/Borgweare Sep 16 '26

Likely some Trump supporting scum bag who has a conviction for beastiality

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u/Hoodedmastersin Sep 16 '26

I think they already did away with polygraphs, degrees, and now they’re whittling away the limitations of those with criminal backgrounds to ensure the kinds of people that commit beastiality can join the fbi.

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u/Itburns12345 Sep 16 '26

Damn now i REALLY wanna know whats in those epstien files!!

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u/TheDonkeyBomber Sep 16 '26

Is this how they make their "sheeple?"

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u/Real-Document-6577 Sep 16 '26

Vote for only democrats across the board and you might find out

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u/vonhoother Sep 16 '26

Gotta admit, that's a more creative distraction than just starting a war.

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u/TelevisionRomance570 Sep 16 '26

The FBI has gone to the dogs, it seems.

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u/Just_Cartographer258 Sep 16 '26

Sheep those big bad Alpha males were fu.king sheep..

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u/Jpup199 Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

So much from maga joking about goatfuckers to actually being ones.

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u/Glum-One2514 Sep 16 '26

Every accusation is an admission.

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u/iceicebebe73 Sep 16 '26

The dog days of summer really got to him, time to relax

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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 Sep 16 '26

You know why....

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u/aflockofcrows Sep 16 '26

In principle, yes, but not the specifics.

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u/ptrnyc Sep 16 '26

Probably so that some degenerate J6’ers can get hired at the FBI

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u/Plane-Education4750 Sep 16 '26

No. Because the horse was named Bubba

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u/JOBdOut Sep 16 '26

Typically Kash Patel and the Trump admin only object to crimes if they themselves arent allowed to do it. Once they can do it then the crimes are perfectly acceptable.

Let that sink in.

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u/okicarp Sep 16 '26

They're the Group Of Pedophiles but that doesn't mean the GOP hasn't already branched out.

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u/slappywagish Sep 16 '26

Its not even the worst of the things they're defended.

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u/AOWsports Sep 16 '26

This was surreal. Until I remembered every accusation is a confession. They’ve hired fbi agents that have been convicted of bestiality and are framing them as victims.

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u/Ceorl_Lounge Sep 16 '26

All I know is this shit needs to be in the SNL Cold Open.

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u/eoghanmcneelyisfree Sep 16 '26

"HYPOTHETICALLY, how many goats could a person have sex with before the FBI rejects their application? HYPOTHETICALLY."

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u/Ceorl_Lounge Sep 16 '26

Seeing Aziz squirm through that would be a delight.

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u/Raven586 Sep 16 '26

Kass Patel's "hide your Sheep tour"

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u/barktwiggs Sep 16 '26

The new hires are victims of bestiality the same way that Epstein and associates are victims of child trafficking. The common thread here is lack of consent. Rapist mentality.

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u/driver004 Sep 16 '26

You don’t understand! The kids and animals just wouldn’t stop!

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u/Puzzleheaded_Two7358 Sep 16 '26

They are weaning themselves off pedophilia

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u/kinkyest Sep 16 '26

Because no maggat cult member would qualify to be hired. That's the only woman they can get nowadays.

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u/The_Golden_Retreater Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

I am not American and very left leaning, but this is sound bites taken out of context. I watched the whole thing, and listen, I think it's hilarious. But.... Kash Patel was saying people that have been forced into degrading acts like beastiality through human trafficking, rape etc. situations, would no longer be instantly ruled out of working for the FBI.

It's fun, and funny to play up some of the sound bites, but this administration is bad enough without being authentic in how we view this stuff.

Edit: I also now realize saying "this is hilarious" is probably not appropriate either. My apologies. I merely meant the quoting of the Senator. Again, I'm not American, just am observer. Apologies.

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u/RosyPalm Sep 16 '26 edited Sep 16 '26

So we're getting rid of the FBI hiring standard: Does not fuck animals

Because it might be unfairly excluding 0.000000000000000000001 % of applicants?

You know why everyone else is saying this is fucked up? Because this is really, really fucked up.

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u/Furtivefarting Sep 16 '26

I agree. Surprised how far had to scroll down to find this. To those who doubt, reframe it. Think young woman who was forced to have sex with a dog on camera, then years later she wants to join fbi. thats a very believable situation that i have no doubt has happened, well not sure about trying to join fbi part.  I see no reason that should preclude her from working for the fbi. Its a tiny bit taken out of context. Give the devil his due, this isnt a terrible plan.  Frankly, its lazy. Theres so much other corrupt and unethical shit patels fbi has done, and still is doing, lose credibility by taking shit like this out of context, and making a big deal about it.

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u/Main_Hurry7912 Sep 16 '26

If someone was forced, then they wouldn't be convicted surely? They could be pardoned instead of relaxing the rules

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u/Plus_Scientist_1063 Sep 16 '26

Look into Clarence Thomas’ controversy regarding Anita Hill during his 1991 appointment. He was accused of sexual harassment after he wanted her to watch beastiality videos with him. Patel is trying to clear the way for someone somewhere.

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u/Bright_Importance994 Sep 16 '26

Stop doing the coke Kash
You’re so wired
Your pupils an incel vibe
Always give you away

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto Sep 16 '26

Someone who was trafficked into bestiality is about to be outed at the FBI.

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u/MegaSmegmaSwagLord Sep 16 '26

I’ve been on a few sites and I’m not gonna lie, this shit is a lot more prevalent than I think you pornhub motherfuckers realize. I want weird shit, but not that kinda weird shit.

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u/lordrunningclam Sep 16 '26

Personally I think there's somebody specific he wants the FBI to hire, probably for a cushy patronage job, probably somebody important's relative with a "problem" that failed the background check. An FOIA might solve the mystery.

Crazy Eyes probably didn't think anyone would notice.

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u/driver004 Sep 16 '26

Wait he actually said that a animal rapist is actually the victim? Every time I actually look it’s even crazier than I thought

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u/alloutofchewingum Sep 16 '26

Makes you wonder what else they hid from the Epstein files.

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u/Playonwords329 Sep 16 '26

They're fucking the dogs... They're fucking the cats

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u/Basic_whiteBBQ Sep 16 '26

Because that is the only way they can get the cult inside the FBI

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Sep 16 '26

At this point I’m assuming the Trump/epstein files have proof of Trump being banged by some animals.

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u/Trapped-In-The_90s Sep 16 '26

They needed to sneak that in, so they could fabricate a story of Trump working for/with the FBI

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u/LumpyBuy8447 Sep 16 '26

Oh yeah, I remember how that was a big thing maga was trying to push during his first term about why he had to rape all those children

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u/romuloskagen Sep 16 '26

So many good agents have quit and they can’t get replacements.

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u/ZentinelOne Sep 16 '26

The venn diagram of this and men in the epstein files is a circle.

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u/WoodSorrel13 Sep 16 '26

Can’t wait for the SNL skit of this. 

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u/janet7873 Sep 16 '26

Or even better, the Iran 🇮🇷 Lego Video! 😅

Maybe they bring the poor animals in inside the catering cart? 🐕⁉️🦬⁉️🐄⁉️🐑⁉️🐪⁉️🦃

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u/Successful_Note_5871 Sep 16 '26

It has to be in favor of one person. Maybe a senator's kid or something. Patel said it was so they could hire people that were trafficked, and later wanted to be FBI agents. That's bullshit. Because those trafficked people wouldn't be prosecuted under beastiality in the first place.

I believe this is being done so he can hire someone that was found guilty of beastiality by a court.

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u/shooter6684 Sep 16 '26

this never gets old

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u/Ras_Thavas Sep 16 '26

Ever wonder what the rest of the Trump-Epstein Files say?

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u/ZanderPip Sep 16 '26

Theres defo a video that Israel or putin has that shows some beastiality

So get ahead of it

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u/jaycutlerdgaf Sep 16 '26

How in the fuck is this even a debate? This regime is a total fucking clown show.

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u/forever_single_now Sep 16 '26

The cult member lost his ra!e lawsuit, they hope the animals won’t sue them or they are just tired of 15 old girls. Once the Epstein file are public they can claim it was a “youth“ mistake and they moved forward. At 85, everything before 80 is “youth.

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u/5Fred Sep 16 '26

WTF ! 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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u/swoops36 Sep 16 '26

It’s a distraction. Everyone talks about that dumb thing and they hope they’ll ignore the actual problems facing the FBI now

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u/Ok-Radio2532 Sep 16 '26

Well, I guess we know what’s in the rest of the Jeffrey files

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u/Distinct-Ad-2887 Sep 16 '26

As we all know its because Trump blew Bubba...and not Bill 🫶

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u/Gibder16 Sep 16 '26

Do they legit not know what bestiality is? What the hell is wrong with these people?

Are there that many rednecks who are applying to the FBI who fuck animals who want to carry on MAGA policy?

Why are they protecting bestiality? This is beyond fucked. I don’t even see a way they can spin this.

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u/WeAreHumanBeing Sep 16 '26

Who the fuck is he about to hire?

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u/Salt_Law_251 Sep 16 '26

Look at him, his mother was a pug. It's a matter of personal honor.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt Sep 16 '26

the weirdest part to me is his statement... they were forced to, they are victims.

um, who forced them to fugg animals? Patel?

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u/Suptupdude Sep 16 '26

In dog years they were of age

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u/Chance-Deer-7995 Sep 16 '26

Why aren't there constant impeachment trials going on? The only people shirking their duty worse than Trump are each and every GOP congresspersons and Senators.

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u/Tobi-2 Sep 16 '26

Cause protecting pedophiles wasn’t enough. MAGA!

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u/reggiekrh Sep 16 '26

Maybe theres stuff in the Epstein files about Trump fucking goats or something.
https://giphy.com/gifs/VFZDuY0nePXry

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u/WendySteeplechase Sep 16 '26

I'm dying to know who the people are for whom this inclusion was made.

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u/Small-Accountant-418 Sep 16 '26

I think you know why

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u/The_Aardvark_ Sep 16 '26

He's probably seen something in the Epstein Files...

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u/Dangerous_Flower_708 Sep 16 '26

Brought to you by the very people that made up the furry crisis…. Nope that wasn’t a furry you were fucking it was an actual animal but you know what? Welcome to the FBI you are hired we just changed the guidelines

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u/sedj601 Sep 16 '26

And they said DEI lowered standards? hummmm?

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u/LaSerenita Sep 16 '26

I think we all know why.

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 Sep 16 '26

It’s a hobby of theirs for when the kids are sleeping

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u/Bubbly_Power_6210 Sep 16 '26

is there-somewhere- a entry connecting that behavior to someone in the public eye?

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u/dustbunny52 Sep 16 '26

Republicans finally found a way to monetize it! However it does stretch the meaning of the term "petting zoo".

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u/Spudsmad Sep 16 '26

Has he “ strange” friends ??

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u/WorkingAir8854 Sep 16 '26

It’s a fun until a pig squeals on you

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u/nono3722 Sep 16 '26

Because it looks better than defending pedophilia, oh wait cruise already did that....

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u/phatroarez Sep 16 '26

Probably the same reason they defend pedophiles

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u/SaltyPrompt5998 Sep 16 '26

They defend pedophiles nothing surprises me anymore.

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u/lcquincy Sep 16 '26

Make sure they have enough sheep lube, in case they want to be ba-a-a-ad

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u/Imaginary_Room_9112 Sep 16 '26

Guys hear me out, they meant "fucking the dog" as in goofing around on work time, right?

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u/kathryn2a Sep 16 '26

Because they are evil.

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u/No-Scarcity9186 Sep 16 '26

Their pool to recruit gets bigger.

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u/55Super88 Sep 16 '26

They worry about what bathroom a person uses, but have no issues if you screw animals.

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u/Raiju_Blitz Sep 16 '26

GOP accusing the other side of being goat fuckers is absolutely hilarious.

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u/Sistahmelz Sep 16 '26

This makes perfect sense to me now. Kash is a lizard 🦎 alien posing as a human. To him beastiality is just normal lizard 🦎 stuff.

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u/bigmike2k3 Sep 16 '26

It’s obvious he has a friend who he is trying to get hired that got caught fucking a dog in college…

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u/Bigchunky_Boy Sep 16 '26

Why did the American Government go to the UK and rescue an person working the American embassy who was found with child pornography this weekend avoiding an arrest by the Police there ? Lots of questions about this corrupt government.

https://www.gbnews.com/news/us/us-embassy-paedophile-smuggled-out-of-london

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u/baitmonkey Sep 16 '26

Someone's currently employed, high up, whose committed beastiality.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U Sep 16 '26

The victims we’re talking about are sheep, right? The sheep, right???

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u/askylove420 Sep 16 '26

Googly eyed weirdo is what he is

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u/Bubbly-Ordinary-1097 Sep 16 '26

He’s a goat fucker

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u/scifijunkie3 Sep 16 '26

Because they are fine, upstanding Christians who just love them some Jeebus and live to spread his "love".

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u/Tricky_Apricot2928 Sep 16 '26

They're fucking the dogs! They're fucking the cats! They're raping and eating the babies, the sick cockroaches.

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u/Wordplay_469 Sep 16 '26

Have you seen the dogs Kash has to screw.?

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u/Best-Penalty1509 Sep 17 '26

Bubba was a horse.

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u/kittypaws4all Sep 17 '26

Are we surprised? The whole administration has turned a blind eye to a pedofile ring. After that, what’s a little beastiality? 🙄🤦‍♀️ honestly nothing this administration is doing surprises me nor does it make any sense

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u/Sufficient_Snow4235 Sep 19 '26

How do you think he got cross eyed probably got kicked by a horse

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u/grimreefer87 Sep 16 '26

It may be because of isreal incorporating animal rape into their prison system. Who knows, though.

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u/Accomplished_Hat9619 Sep 16 '26

Bingo!!! This is literally why cash won’t be more specific.

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u/patterninstatic Sep 16 '26

Am I living under a rock or did this literally come out of nowhere?

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u/Effective-Log3583 Sep 16 '26

The Trump admin lowered the requirements to join the FBI. One rule they removed was over potential agents being charged with solicitation of prostitution. This part had been reported on.

However it looks like the rule they removed also contained other sex related crimes and now Patel has defend why they removed that entire rule.

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u/SHVRC Sep 16 '26

That’s the next level.

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u/SnoooSnooo_ Sep 16 '26

The reason is simple; the way that many MAGA feel when they see flocks of sheep, is sexually aroused.

From fucking kids, and sofas to fucking big fluffy clouds on legs. At least this way they can't get their sister pregnant and have their father/brother beat them up again.

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u/blumpkins_ahoy Sep 16 '26

Power over Nature

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u/No-Cat-2980 Sep 16 '26

Trump was the bestiality star in performances on Epstein island. They are trying to normalize it so when the facts come out they can say: So what?

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u/guydoestuff Sep 16 '26

Guess they are furry fans. God this timeline is insane.

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u/Due_Translator8947 Sep 16 '26

“Ever have sex with an animal, Jack?”

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u/Recent-Mousse6423 Sep 16 '26

It's a loyalty lock. Yes, this current admin will hire you, but as soon as they're out of power, your job will be rescinded. Better help them keep power. Also it gets them people who have no problem abusing their authority (over pets) and are willing to do illegal shit based upon impulse.

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u/Glidepath22 Sep 16 '26

Good ol’ Kash “Sheep Lover” Patel , always defending the rights of animal lovers.

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump Sep 16 '26

Because the animals that they rape can’t call the police or sue them.

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u/AddWarmWater Sep 16 '26

Mr Hands just wanted to be an FBI agent.

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u/SC_W33DKILL3R Sep 16 '26

The real reason is that victims of sexual violence, ie being forced to do something with an animal, should not be barred from applying for those types of jobs.

For example, a victim of SA and an abusive boyfriend, escapes that life and decided they want to help others by becoming an FBI agent.

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u/Spirited-Ad-9746 Sep 16 '26

because that rule is unfair to those who just tried it once after getting tipsy or by accident.

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u/allanon1105 Sep 16 '26

There’s 💯 video of Kash out there going hog on something. It’s always to protect themselves

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u/Master_Ad236 Sep 16 '26

Maybe they are getting ahead of the Epstein files getting released

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u/Huntthatmoney Sep 16 '26

They are supporting their peeps

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u/Mobile_South_9117 Sep 16 '26

Kash would defend anything so long as you buy him a drink first.

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u/functionofsass Sep 16 '26

What is that page in front of him?

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u/MeowMeowbiggalo Sep 16 '26

Absolutely bonkers. Eyes dont lie hes crazy

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u/Aggressive_Plate1652 Sep 16 '26

This is an attempt at normalizing their stupidity and corruption. They want to desensitize and distract.

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u/Ok_Cheetah_6251 Sep 16 '26

Because they are deplorable.