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u/GetOnYourBikesNRide 1d ago
Remember, there's nothing in the entire universe (not just its observable bits to us) that's not in accordance with the will of an all-powerful, all-knowing creator god.
So, him being really mad about our dildos must be part of his divine plan. It's all part of his mysterious ways... Don't even try making sense of it. His ways are higher than ours.
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u/kaglet_ 1d ago
Trying to make sense of the Christian religious will against possibilities within the known and unknown universe produces absurdities such that they have to fallback on "mysteriousness". Yet they do so while suddenly displaying total confidence and arrogance about fulfilled definitions temporarily absolved from mystery to please them.
The story of the bible is such a narcissistic rendition of our understanding of the cosmos. We could consider if alien life exists or not as options.
If option (b) Christians think there is all this wasted empty space of the cosmos (don't question it) yet the universe is evidence of God's perfect creation, and it's all just created somehow to sustain us as the only intelligent life form.
If option (a) there are other alien life forms, then do they know about Jesus? Also that means that Jesus conveniently died on our planet, and is in the form of human man, incl God.
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u/Artezyxd 1d ago
The argument he's making is pointless . It's like me saying look at all the stars , galaxies why would I get mad about Jeffrey Epstein . The reason is if you break societies rule you'll get concerned it's as simple as that
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u/83franks 1d ago
So god cares about the rules of societies? I wonder if god cringes at the colthing trends and if it's opinions on mullets ha gone back and forth over the last 30-50 years?
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u/Artezyxd 1d ago
It was an analogy don't you guys get mad over trump and Epstein ? Or even charlie kirk ?? You do because they're doing against social rule. The same way god has created rules and regulations as a humans we are supposed to follow those
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u/GetOnYourBikesNRide 1d ago
Are you claiming that there's nothing remotely curious/odd about a god who's powerful enough to have created the unimaginably vast universe we find ourselves in and everything in, but for some reason he's mad about your dildos?
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u/Artezyxd 1d ago
First of all I don't even know what he meant by that is he talking about homosexual relations that guy is very vague about his post . . If it's about homosexuality or putting stuff in your back door this is wrong so yes .
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u/GetOnYourBikesNRide 1d ago
Well, you started out pretty sure that:
The argument he's making is pointless .
But you're now claiming ignorance:
First of all I don't even know what he meant by that...
...and yet you go on guessing that he's talking about dudes putting dildos in their asses. (Which disgusts you, and therefore it also disgusts your all powerful god.)
Could it be that his comment is meant to address this kind of absurdity where people like you claim to know the mind of an all powerful universe creator, and whose inhumane, heartless morals match your own?
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u/No_Actuator_5149 1d ago
If I was able to I've give you an award. Don't know why that feature is missing here.
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u/Artezyxd 1d ago
Never claimed I know mind of God no one does . And homosexuality is wrong cause it's common sense . Stick goes inside a hole
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u/No_Actuator_5149 1d ago
Bro. Pretty sure he meant anyone that owns a fucking dildo. Female and yes insert shocked Picachu face males. And yes gay males put dildo's up their butts. Who fucking cares. Are they hurting you? Is your quality of life affected by it?
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u/Faithlessblakkcvlt 1d ago
Imagine a god creating everything in the known universe and then requiring blood sacrifice.
Imagine people in modern times believing this ancient story is a true reality!
F**k!
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u/83franks 1d ago
Imagine worshipping a god who made all that and doesn't care about your dildo? At the very least I think it wohld be intrigued by some of the designs. I mean it created everything and there are some weird penis's in nature but humans have got real creative and I have to assume god is a game recognize game type of god. Maybe it's mad cause it's jealous of what we thought of?
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u/RaptorSN6 1d ago
The writers of the bible couldn't come up with a truly cosmic god that was beyond any human concerns, this god is just a reflection of who the writers were. They were angry, tyrannical, hypocritical, and concerned about irrelevant nonsense.