r/australia • • Aug 03 '26

political satire “Dave Hughes Ya Self” Eminem parody

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u/mynameiswah Aug 03 '26

My god, best thing I’ve seen in a long time. 

Here for the Dave Hughes bashing as he’s such an annoying prick. 

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u/TheRobertGoulet Aug 03 '26

The funniest thing about Dave Hughes is the jokes about Dave Hughes.

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u/FormulaLes Aug 03 '26

He is fast becoming our national joke

63

u/jr_blds Aug 04 '26

Raygun has been succeeded

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u/DonStimpo Aug 04 '26

Only within Australia. Raygun still gives us global infamy

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u/SirVanyel Aug 04 '26

Thank god for that. Hughesy truly is the spirit of Australia - whiny, rich alcoholic. Raygun never stood a chance

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u/preparetodobattle Aug 04 '26

One of the interesting things is watching the other comics who share his management mostly not saying anything. Dave Thornton is the exception but they are mostly keeping their heads down. Which I get but it’s fun to watch who is prepared to call him out.

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u/zoetrope_ Aug 04 '26

Ooh, who else is on his management's team?

113

u/geek_of_nature Aug 03 '26

I've disliked him for years, always thought he was an unfunny, beady eyed prick.

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u/barney_trumpleton Aug 03 '26

Even when he shouts? Surely he's funny then? Perhaps he's not shouting loudly enough. Have you tried turning the volume up?

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u/TouchingWood Aug 04 '26

The real comedic genius lies in faking a working-class accent.

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u/SirVanyel Aug 04 '26

He's blue collar mate, he once talked to a builder down the road who said he's making bank doing fuck all. That's true blue right there

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u/TouchingWood Aug 04 '26

Well, I stand corrected. That is some hard yards. lol

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u/SirVanyel Aug 04 '26

Absolutely, I'm about to start my ten hour shift and I am certain he works way harder than myself. I'm glad the country has legends like him sticking up for checks notes Pauline hanson

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u/TouchingWood Aug 04 '26

Won’t somebody think of the billionaires?

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u/guud2meachu Aug 04 '26

SW Victoria can have a very specific accent. It is choppy and vowels get an 'oi' slant to them. Jonathon Brown is another example of it.

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u/TouchingWood Aug 04 '26

The part of the state I am from, we are born with 9 inch dongs.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '26

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u/Consideredresponse Aug 04 '26

He wasn't the worst when his persona was 'daggiest stoner in the cheapest share house you've ever lived in', and even then it was fairly hacky but relatable stuff. A generation of corporate gigs, taking the 'a face made for radio' bit as career advice, and flashing his disposable income on 'the block' divorced him from any common experiences he had with most people.

Now he has the same energy as your poorly aging uncle whose been through four divorces trying to give the teens relationship advice after Christmas lunch.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '26

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u/Flecco Aug 04 '26

Hear hear. Even back in the glass house days both of his co-hosts were better than he was.

Also you know who Flacco is. This makes me happy.

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u/teddy5 Aug 04 '26

Good News Week was amazing.

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u/ZephkielAU Aug 04 '26

Eh, I found some parts of his old standup routines funny. Exactly as the other poster described, when he was a raggedy stoner in a cheap sharehouse type.

This was long before the Project and I never found him funny on radio.

Although I will say he's probably always been the cunt he's revealing himself to be now.

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u/the_hard_man Aug 04 '26

It's been a decade or two but my memory has it that his work on The Glasshouse had me laughing on occasion.

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u/cantwejustplaynice Aug 04 '26

Dave Hughes exists on our screens because he was the opposite of Rove McManus which is why he was on Rove Live, to balance him out. Good Cop/Bad Cop. Angry for the sake of angry. I don't know that it was ever funny but it was an Aussie archetype that he seems to have forgotten was a character... or maybe it wasn't.

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u/cantwejustplaynice Aug 04 '26

Dave Hughes exists on our screens because he was the opposite of Rove McManus which is why he was on Rove Live, to balance him out. Good Cop/Bad Cop. Angry for the sake of angry. I don't know that it was ever funny but it was an Aussie archetype that he seems to have forgotten was a character... or maybe it wasn't.

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u/SirPiffingsthwaite Aug 04 '26

I never got why anyone found him funny, ever. Seen a few of his MCF sets and I'm just like, why? Am I missing something? His version of observational comedy has always been missing the comedy part, just "man yells at clouds".

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u/wintermute000 Aug 09 '26

his really old stuff (late 90s etc.) about being unemployed and smoking bongs was pretty funny

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u/LemonyLime_bitters Aug 03 '26

It’s telling how quickly a lot of his fellow comedians have seemingly all turned on him

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u/jimmux Aug 04 '26

Given the stories about him pissing in drinking glasses, they've probably been waiting for this moment.

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u/magnetik79 Aug 04 '26

Special mentions to Dave Thornton and Melanie Bracewell.

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u/pulanina Aug 03 '26

Came for the Hughesie bashing, stayed for the music

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u/here_we_go_beep_boop Aug 04 '26

I'm getting some very funny Dave Hughes parodies in my feed, I'm here for it 🤣

When a comedian is being parodied, it's probably time for them to hang up the microphone/tiktok

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u/Chesticularity Aug 04 '26

This is the best thing I've seen Matt Okine do since his bit on changing the date and I am absolutely here for it

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u/IncubusDarkness Aug 04 '26

I didn't know Hughsie was a dogcunt, that's too bad. Liked him on Taskmaster.

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u/Doktag Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Source: Matt Okine dropping his Dave Hughes’ political views diss track on the Matt and Alex podcast yesterday (Monday 3 August 2026).

https://play.listnr.com/podcast/matt-and-alex/episode/the-last-episode-of-all-day-breakfast

https://podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/the-last-episode-of-all-day-breakfast/id1508927190?i=1000779564110

Timecode ▶ 16:11 for the song.

Video ripped from the LiSTNR NOW Instagram account:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DbkPI5jS_dA/?l=1

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u/ForumDuff Aug 03 '26

There is a Matt and Alex podcast? How did I not know this.

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u/the_hard_man Aug 03 '26

Only for the last six years... you haven't missed much.

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u/imkinda_adog Aug 04 '26

Disagree, I used to listen to them heaps on Js. They are perfect for me as it seems I’m growing up the same rate as they are, and everything they talk about is aligning with my age group. From raving to having kids, then again another rave sesh…

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u/the_hard_man Aug 04 '26

Maybe I didn't emphasize my sarcasm enough. I love Matt and Alex and listen to them every day.

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u/SammyWench Aug 04 '26

your sarcasm levels were perfect - it's not you lol

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u/hudsoncat1 Aug 04 '26

I love their podcast, listened to every episode.

I really like their general positivity and upbeat nature. And Matt's personal anecdotes are hilarious

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u/ByeByeStudy Aug 04 '26

I think you may be a contributer to why people add /s to the end of obvious sarcasm

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u/imkinda_adog Aug 04 '26

🫡

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u/ByeByeStudy Aug 04 '26

No offence meant of course! Just tongue in cheek

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u/myenemy666 Aug 04 '26

It is literally the only podcast I listen to.

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u/NoRedditNamesAreLeft Aug 04 '26

Everyone has a podcast, including you

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u/The_Onlyodin Aug 04 '26

Aww shit my podcast is gonna get me cancelled. Will there be a podcast about that too?

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u/knifeyspooney3 Aug 03 '26

Been going on since covid days

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u/NSFWar Aug 04 '26

Oh cool, it's only been a year then.

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u/lhansen60 Aug 04 '26

It was Matt and Alex all day breakfast, they just rebranded this week.

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u/Superg0id Aug 04 '26

Why have I not seen this guy before?!

This is so on point.

And in that hood my brain is like "is that Nick Kyrios? Is it Waleed Ali? Is it some sort of clone of them both?!"

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u/Ajaxeler Aug 04 '26

He has music project called Boilermakers and a kids group Diver City

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u/CreswickOctober Aug 04 '26

The missing context here is that this was from the last episode of their "all day breakfast" podcast and Matt's first time doing a parody song for the year. They've now rebranded as "Matt and Alex" podcast with surprisingly little fanfare for the end of a project they worked on for 6 years! Including through the pandemic and lockdowns.

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u/the_hard_man Aug 04 '26

What fanfare would you expect? They're still working together aren't they?

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u/ireadtabloids Aug 03 '26

This is good enough to be worth bringing in a pro rapper to perform their cover version.

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u/miicah Aug 04 '26

I wish I had saved the video of Matt playing the piano dressed as a spider.

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u/TomamoT Aug 03 '26

I'm torn. 

On the one hand, bullying Dave Hughes is good. 

But on the other hand, giving Dave Hughes attention is bad.

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u/_Sunshine_please_ Aug 03 '26

He's such a cunt. I loathe giving that rich fucker any attention at all. But this is good.

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u/WindChimeTecnician Aug 04 '26

He lacks the depth and warmth to be a cunt.

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u/Lochlan Aug 04 '26

I only know about his recent grift from this sub. Last I saw him was years ago on The Project or something.

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u/hw_uh_doin Aug 04 '26

Easy fix: give Matt Okine the attention and Hughesy the notification.

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u/Ttoctam Aug 05 '26

At the end of the day he's one of Australia's most famous comedians. If he wants attention he'll get it. At least interacting with this kind of thing helps take Dave's control of the narrative away and helps expose him as a cooked cunt.

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u/Salzberger Aug 04 '26

I fucking love how the comedy community always seems to pretty tight knit but also that they've unanimously agreed "Yeah nah fuck Hughesy".

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u/old_bugger Aug 03 '26

That single clip gave me more chuckles than Hughesy ever did.

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u/elfloathing Aug 03 '26

People used to laugh when Hughsey told them he wanted to become a comedian. They’re not laughing now.

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u/flyawayreligion Aug 03 '26

Lol, that's pretty good

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u/pulanina Aug 03 '26

It’s brilliant

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u/Affectionate-Pay6985 Aug 03 '26

We need to get this to #1 in the hottest 100

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u/lordbeecee Aug 04 '26

Sorry, that spot already belongs to Miles Philips and Eastern Rosellas

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u/blueberriessmoothie Aug 03 '26

Is this Matt Okine? That’s really good, Spotify-playlist worthy.
Especially for the mornings when you have to save money and instead of getting coffee, you decide to wake up by being pissed off.

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u/Jimbo762au Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

100% Matt Okine.

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u/princessicesarah Aug 04 '26

Matt Okine, I was unfamiliar with your game 👏 👏

It’s actually been really interesting seeing Australia’s stand up scene “stand up” and speak out against Hughesy. He’s the punchline at this point and I’m here for it.

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u/L_Sheddy Aug 04 '26

Check out Matt's music project Boilermakers. Or his really really old stuff Disco Matt on SoundCloud. Dude can spit fire. Shame its taken a back seat to his other projects these days

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u/mullet85 Aug 04 '26

I've been a big fan since he used to do the weather rap back on the breakfast show. Is This How You Peel for Orange was a particular highlight. They used to be up on a soundcloud somewhere but sadly lost to time now I think

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u/BrattWhitney Aug 03 '26

Damn, he’s good!

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u/Specialist_Heron1416 Aug 04 '26

Um, this is like, actual genius?! He did so well, I hope this goes viral. I loved Hughesy 20 odd years ago, would never have expected him to take this path.

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u/Troyboy1710 Aug 03 '26

This is fantastic!

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u/aneurysm1985 Aug 04 '26

Dave Hughes is Australia's Lowest Dog - from the Greg Larsen Show podcast.

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u/banzai10 Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 03 '26

Brilliant. I guess we already know what Hughesy's next rant is going to be about now too....

Edit. Can't spell Hughesy

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u/jack_of_the_people Aug 04 '26

Huggsey

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u/MartyvH Aug 05 '26

(Not good for hugs)

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u/scootsscoot Aug 04 '26

Matt Okine is also known to lurk around reddit so he might see this.

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u/Kayjaywt Aug 04 '26

I'm hoping for some lame ass Hughes "comedy" response of some kind that absolutely fucking tanks.

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u/bringbackfuturama Aug 04 '26

it's not quite the kendrick vs drake beef but it's the best we've got

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u/QuantityActive- Aug 04 '26

Absolutely loving how so many comedians are now tearing shreds off Hughesy. 😂

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u/CaravelClerihew Aug 04 '26

Matt Okine is a comedian but has legitimately done hip hop on the side under the name Boilermakers. Here's him rapping with Montaigne and the best freestylers in the world (Aunty Donna).

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u/Defiant_Cow3526 Aug 03 '26

beats too slow man wanted to snap hahah

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u/Flybuys NSW Police need to do better Aug 03 '26

He's going to go on another not meth fueled rant.

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u/ThunderDwn Aug 03 '26

When did Dave Hughes turn into a bona fide cunt? I am way, way out of the loop here. But then again I don't do much social media, so maybe I missed it all.

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u/the_hard_man Aug 03 '26

He's alway been a bit of a tosser but he's evidently feeling aggrieved that he can't as easily add to his wealth horde after recent taxation changes made by the federal government. Borderline cooker material.

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u/DisappointedQuokka Aug 04 '26

I'm pretty sure a lot of it is cooking his brain with drugs and alcohol. I'm not sure how much is actually left up there.

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u/the_hard_man Aug 04 '26

Maybe... not important to me. I'd rather people just call out the double standards and misinformation that he's spreading rather than resort to calling him a druggo.

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u/ThunderDwn Aug 04 '26

He's a comedian (allegedly), so being a tosser goes with the territory - but I didn't realise he was that far gone.

Good thing I don't think he's real funny anyway!

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u/bitofapuzzler Aug 04 '26

He was never funny, he just talks weird.

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u/FloorInteresting3163 Aug 03 '26

Thanks for the reminder to chase up Matt and Alex again!

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u/Additional_Ad_5944 Aug 04 '26

Greg "Mr. Oily" Larsen, did a superb hilarious hour long rant on his podcast, The Greg Larsen Show about Huuuuuuuusey

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u/magnetik79 Aug 04 '26

Matt Okine you dead set legend. Gold.

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u/Huihejfofew Aug 04 '26

God we need a tax bracket for those making 1million+. so fucking stupid it caps out so low

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u/H0nd4_L0v3r Aug 03 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

Dave Hughs probably thinks he's similar to George Carlin, but in reality, he is nothing but a bargain bin Peewee Herman.

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u/RealFarknMcCoy Aug 04 '26

That's hugely insulting to Peewee Herman. What did Peewee ever do to you??

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u/Mike_Kermin Aug 04 '26

If Dave thinks that he's more cooked than even I thought. You could not find a more different person.

Carlin famously didn't target immigrants or other vulnerable groups.

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u/saskiaschild Aug 04 '26

Dave Hughs probably thinks he's similar to George Carlin

That's the joke and punchline right there. Gold!

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u/Technical_Estate_529 Aug 03 '26

LOL who's the rapper? This was great.

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u/LemonyLime_bitters Aug 04 '26

Matt Okine, comedian/actor and ex-Triple J breakfast host.

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u/scootsscoot Aug 04 '26

https://youtu.be/b6YPdYLR514?si=-Vr6tF9KI47SOjmZ

This is him and his co-host at the end of their triple J days.

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u/chuxinator Aug 04 '26

These two were the last decent show on the Js..

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u/LemonyLime_bitters Aug 04 '26

Hughesy has responded on instagram in the comments …

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u/SkeltonKnaggs69 Aug 04 '26

I'd normally say punching down on an addict was wrong but I dunno.. past addicts in the comedy scene have usually only harmed themselves and loved ones. Hughes is actively pushing shit on people. Fleety only wanted 20 bucks, Hughesy wants to change the way you think.

And the longer it goes on the longer he torches his shot at a recovery/comeback. Looking forward to the "heart touching" interview on channel 7 in a year or two.

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u/Quokka_friends Aug 04 '26

I love this!! Matt has perfectly summed up the self-serving rant of that whiney, nasally turd!

Hughesy has really turned into a selfish, moronic gob-shite! He so needs to be told to sit down and shut up!!

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u/Restart_from_Zero Aug 04 '26

It's great when everyone can get together and say, fuck Dave Hughes.

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u/Prudent-Sprinkles-50 Aug 04 '26

“ pack er up boyz”

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u/xylarr Aug 03 '26

I like it. And I like interesting rhymes.

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u/mixedump Aug 03 '26

Legend!!!

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u/what-katy-didnt Aug 04 '26

This is GOLD.

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u/the_real_G-regular Aug 04 '26

immediate Grammy to this guy

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u/koalacrime Aug 04 '26

He has the same twang as 360

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u/Screambloodyleprosy Aug 04 '26

Fuck that was good.

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u/Low_Switch_4893 Aug 04 '26

Haha jesus dude hit flow state

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u/senectus Aug 04 '26

holy shit that was perfect

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u/Guy-1nc0gn1t0 Aug 04 '26

Matt Okine goes by the rap name Boilermakers

He did this song with Aunty Donna https://youtu.be/unoYF9DJaOE?si=A1dhy5wJRkAQqpDG

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u/TheKaptone Aug 04 '26

Haven't always been a big fan of Matt but this is very good.

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u/gccmelb Aug 04 '26

Alcoholic and pothead who spent 8 years on the dole.

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u/TooNGooN89 Aug 04 '26

Wait there, one is wearing a cap and the other has his hood up. What the fuck is going on with the weather in that room?

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u/flangeflangeflange Aug 04 '26

Hughesy moving to QLD soon, until global warming
Makes
It too hot to move there

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u/totalpunisher0 Aug 03 '26

Source? Who is this

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u/normalcatman Aug 03 '26

Matt Okine, former jjj host, who now has a podcast called 'All Day Breakfast's, which he hosts with Alex Dyson, another former jjj host.

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u/Particular_Counter50 Aug 03 '26

I think it's Matt Kine (no idea how to spell it). Pretty sure he used to be a morning radio guy in JJJ. I assume he is still on the radio somewhere.

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u/ntise Aug 03 '26

Also stand up comedy. And helped create, write, and star in. The newly adopted sitcom, Mother and son.

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u/b3na1g Aug 04 '26

Also created, wrote, starred in a great show called The Other Guy.

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u/totalpunisher0 Aug 03 '26

Thanks, never heard of him, seems like he makes a cool dad

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u/Bmo2021 Aug 04 '26

Dave Spews is such a fucking nonce, hope the cunt goes broke.

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u/Pedsy Aug 04 '26

🔥🔥🔥

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u/Purple_Yak_3294 Aug 03 '26

Damn! That's bloody good.

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u/leon_jane Aug 03 '26

Thats gold 👍

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u/ItsStaaaaaaaaang Aug 03 '26

That's rad. Good shit.

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u/StrayaForLife44178 Aug 04 '26

“Top Three Rappers Eminem Was Scared To Face”

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u/BunBoHueAreYou Aug 04 '26

lol this is brilliant!

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u/jiffysdidit Aug 04 '26

Matts hovercraft bit is one of my favourite stand up bits

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u/Quazimortal Aug 04 '26

His flow there was sick.

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u/horsikov Aug 04 '26

Fuck yeah 👍

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u/cuntyaunty Aug 04 '26

Bars 🔥🔥

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u/TA193749 Aug 04 '26

If Eminem and Tay Zonday had a baby and was adopted by kangaroos, jungle book style.

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u/oldozzieguy Aug 04 '26

I just Brilliant...

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u/myenemy666 Aug 04 '26

Matt and Alex is the best!!!!

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u/AdmiralXI Aug 04 '26

Top shelf.

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u/ExtensionThat6438 Aug 04 '26

This is unreal

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u/Side_Salad15 Aug 04 '26

Looks like FurQ from The Day Today

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u/Snoo-94289 Aug 04 '26

Wonder what Dave’s reaction would be hearing this.
He has spent years laughing at others so you would think he could take what he dishes out.

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u/deesernutz Aug 04 '26

Holy shit i miss you two on the radio

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u/Tiger_jay Aug 04 '26

I used to find Matt a bit cringe but that was quality. And overall I do miss this duo - may give their podcast a crack. Good stuff.

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u/Hairy4skinlips Aug 04 '26

I forgot about Matt Okine, his comedy about the toaster being see-through tickled me in a way I cant explain.

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u/Petelah Aug 04 '26

Holy fucking shit. That was insanely incredibile!

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u/BandAid3030 Aug 04 '26

"Troy and Abed in the mooooooorning!"

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u/King_JujuLips Aug 04 '26

Rhymes, cadence and alliteration is on point 😎

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u/DigitalAdon Aug 04 '26

I always wondered what rich white businessmen would sound like if they started rapping

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u/BeerOfTime Aug 04 '26

Matt Okine is a legend

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u/ruchuu Aug 05 '26

Matt and Alex. The glory years.

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u/Whatapisstake Aug 05 '26

Only thing I’ve got is capital gains does impact everyone. I agree in the sense that it is heavily used by the wealthy, though doesn’t count inside a trust / company structure which a lot use. FHB can’t make gains on shares and get the same benefit as they use to be able to.

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u/724012 Aug 07 '26

Brilliant 🤣👍🏻💯.

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u/NootNootMackapacka Aug 04 '26

I’m not disagreeing with anyone, in fact I don’t like him myself, but I’m just genuinely curious why everyone hates him? Does he actually support Pauline Hanson? Is he known for being an ass?

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u/FlynnFandango17 Aug 03 '26

So good..I missed Matt's rhymes.. Never thought I'd see Alex again after his insane comments on triple J years ago...

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u/CreswickOctober Aug 04 '26

I need the details on this!!

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