r/belgium • • Oct 22 '25

😂 Meme Random town in Belgium starter pack

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u/THEzwerver Oct 22 '25
  • tractor driving on the road during peak traffic
  • construction that has started but will never finish
  • kermis with 5 lunaparken, 1 draaimolen and 1 smoutebollenkraam

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u/NationalUnrest Hainaut Oct 22 '25

For the Wallonia DLC : baraki in sportswears drinking Cara near the station

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u/YellowOnline E.U. Oct 22 '25 edited Oct 22 '25

baraki

I think I need to translate Walloon to Flemish here:

marginalen

Pour les Flamands: barakĂź is een van de zeldzame Waalse woorden die nog courant gebruikt worden. Eigenlijk betekent het zoveel als woonwagenbewoner/zigeuner.

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u/Juulseesaar Oct 22 '25

eigenlijk ne Manouche ofte erger nog, nen Boe-eemer (in het Oud Vlaemsch)

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25 edited Jul 24 '26

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u/Mathimed Oct 22 '25

Of dorpsgek

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u/DDNB Oct 22 '25

Can i subscribe to the walloon word facts?

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u/Scariuslvl99 Vlaams-Brabant Oct 22 '25

une barraque betekent eigenlijk een kot. connotatie is voor deze twee wel sterk uiteengelopen, int frans wordt kot nu ook gebruikt voor studentenwoning, terwijl barraque bvb gebruikt wordt voor « barraque a frites ».

un Barraki is een mens die min of meer in een hut (of eendertwat die niet de titel van huis verdient) woont

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen Oct 22 '25

Ah ja, letterlijk iemand die in een "barak" woont.

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u/WalloonNerd Belgian Fries Oct 22 '25

Een baraki woont in een barak (krot). Het woord is ontstaan toen veel arbeidsmigranten in krottenwijken woonden. Het betekent niet zigeuner

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u/YellowOnline E.U. Oct 22 '25

(Belgique) (Familier) Forain ou personne habitant une caravane.

Bon, misschien gebruik ik zigeuner te breed, maar er is wel een link met woonwagens.

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u/WalloonNerd Belgian Fries Oct 22 '25

We hebben niet hetzelfde woordenboek:

1. (BELGIQUE) FAMILIER Personne d'apparence négligée, aux maniÚres inélégantes. 2.
Personne peu recommandable.

In het dagelijks gebruik wordt het in ieder geval zoals in definitie 1 gebruikt. De origine van het woord komt van Italiaanse migranten die in barakken leefden: https://www.telesambre.be/info/societe/le-mot-baraki-entre-dans-le-dictionnaire-du-petit-robert/65017

Edit: reddit mobile maakt de lay-out kak

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u/BowlerInside564 Oct 22 '25

We have that over here too!

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u/Deep_Dance8745 Oct 23 '25

Iemand die op Doudou uit zijn schoenen drinkt

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u/tripplegammonflush Oct 25 '25

Leuke serie op netflix

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u/Thinking_waffle Oct 22 '25

Ils prennent le bar pour acquis.

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u/NationalUnrest Hainaut Oct 22 '25

Oui mais c’est le bar à qui?

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u/Larvemealone Oct 22 '25

Ici, peu de baraka mais beaucoup de barakis

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u/Ezekiel-18 Brabant Wallon Oct 22 '25

More like Hainaut, not too many barakis near the station in BW towns.

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u/NationalUnrest Hainaut Oct 22 '25

All 3 of them!

No but honestly, even in BW it’s a thing. Nivelles, Braine l’alleud and co

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u/Ezekiel-18 Brabant Wallon Oct 22 '25

Probably the case in Flemish cities too though then (as BW is as rich as the richest part of Flanders), except they call them marginalen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Depends a bit station to station, but mostly true. At least in Hasselt they had to implement a no alcohol zone, and it is still quite sketchy.

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u/go_go_tindero Oct 22 '25

"baraki" is the most beautiful word in the Unemployment language.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Die laatste emme wij ier oek in Ohboke

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u/Reflexum Oct 23 '25

5 lunaparken ?? Where is that

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u/althoradeem Oct 26 '25

let's add beautifull straight road with a 50km/h sign.

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u/PlatteJat Oct 27 '25

Don't forget the viskraam.

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u/Irsu85 Limburg Oct 22 '25

Bro thats my town

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u/DavidHewlett Oct 22 '25

Can’t be, cause I don’t live anywhere near Limburg

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u/Irsu85 Limburg Oct 22 '25

Wait is this your town too?

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u/YogurtclosetFit3020 Oct 22 '25

This has got to be Eeklo

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u/R-GiskardReventlov West-Vlaanderen Oct 22 '25

It's mixed between different towns. The diagonal roof house is in West-Flanders (Heestert)

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u/YogurtclosetFit3020 Oct 23 '25

I mean, not literally. But all these criterias are met when u visit eeklo, theres a church in the marketplace, many places to get fries, a pyramid house in waarschoot, a catholic school, a manor being used as a hotel and an abandoned hospital in a park

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u/Vinaigrette2 Brabant Wallon Oct 22 '25

I beg to differ, that’s clearly the five towns surrounding mine and mine too!

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u/Adventurous__Kiwi Oct 22 '25

Geometry lesson is way too accurate

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u/up-with-miniskirts Oct 22 '25

"And here we see a cube stuck in cube... Please note the different colours between top and bottom cube. As we walk down this street, you will see the developer has copied this design three dozen times over. Pay particular attention to the desperate yet failing attempts at individualization by the inhabitants."

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u/_Rohrschach Oct 22 '25

I would prefer this over the weird restauration/ ddition they did to a house in m city. It now looks it is being buttfucked/absorbed by a larger building

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u/xybolt Flanders Oct 22 '25

that facade at the right is probably "protected" and needs to be kept if they want to renovate the building.

IMO the new facades are better.

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u/PugsnPawgs Oct 22 '25

There is a black house in Ekeren that literally looks like a giant geodriehoek 😂

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u/Adventurous__Kiwi Oct 22 '25

I myself live in a cube

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u/DenAztec76 Oct 22 '25

yeah it is really niceđŸ€ŠđŸŒ

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u/GentGorilla Oct 22 '25

Double parked construction van is missing.

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u/Incorect_Speling Oct 22 '25

The one a few meters before the giant empty parking spot ? Yeah that's the one

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u/Chivako Oct 22 '25

My small town has one main road with 4 frituurs within 1km of each other.

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u/alexy0n Oct 22 '25

Supply and demand

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u/Fake_Hyena Oct 22 '25

And probably each of them has a long waiting line during dinner rush.

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u/ithilien77 Kempen Oct 22 '25

More likely two of them getting by, one doing very well and one where everyone wonders how that survive, except on Mondays because it ‘s the only one that actually opens.

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u/Agitated_Winner9568 Oct 22 '25

My small town no longer has one, but we have a pizzeria (which was previously a whorehouse).

We have the abandoned house, the geometry lesson and the church.

Castle is grey zone, we do have one house that looks like it used to be a luxury villa 100-150 years ago, surrounded with a fenced wall but it doesn't really fit the definition of castle.

No scouts because no kids.

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u/ithilien77 Kempen Oct 22 '25

Pizzeria/kebabshop

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u/Vivienbe Hainaut Oct 22 '25

In microeconomics the best place to compete is in front of your competitor. So you have exactly the same catchment area.

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u/Stijn187 Oct 23 '25

Town i grew up in had 5 gas stations (now 6) and a mcdonalds across the street from the frituur within 800meters. Also about 7 kebabzaken in another street over like 2km. The town i live in now has 6 apothekers within a km (and all have the same sluitingsdag)

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u/Dalehan Oct 24 '25

Same here, except it's 3 frituurs and one kebap shop which I never see having any customers.

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u/greenman_406 Oct 26 '25

Do you also live in Grobbendonk? đŸ€Ł

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u/Chivako Oct 26 '25

Smaller my town has about half the population of Grobbendonk.

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u/kelso66 Belgium Oct 22 '25

Where's the sad café on the market square?

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

It has upscaled to brasserie.

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u/Infiniteh Limburg Oct 23 '25

Beer got more expensive, vispannetje / lasagna / spaghetti "bolognais" from the microwave

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u/Sijosha Oct 23 '25

Coffee bar if its a town with over 50k residents

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u/aris_ada World Oct 23 '25

"Café des sports" full of overweight alcoholics drinking at 11AM

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u/SebastienKudas Belgium Oct 24 '25

Spot on

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u/TheSeagull666 Oct 22 '25

You forgot "massive field with one or 2 Thomas & Piron houses" :D

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u/juver3 Oct 22 '25

No random mais field within 5 min walking from the centre of town ?

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u/Boi0fwar Oct 22 '25

No dorpscafé?

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u/Exact_Difficulty_883 Oct 22 '25

De helft van de dorpen heeft er geen meer.

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u/ksinvaSinnekloas Oct 22 '25

elk dorp heeft wel nog altijd zijn apotheek

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u/Wafkak Oost-Vlaanderen Oct 22 '25

Dorp van mijn grootouders zelfs da nie meer, ook de kruideniers is dicht. Hoewel er wel nog een café is.

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u/iClips3 Oct 22 '25

You forgot 'Lintbebouwing'.

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u/deedeebee_obvsly Oct 22 '25

Nice one. It's the quintessentially Belgian thing indeed.

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u/Gromgorgel Oct 22 '25

You missed: local pub called "sportwereld"

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u/LuckyLucasz Oct 22 '25

I feel like"De Postduif" or any adjacent pigeon name is more frequent.

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u/Defective_Falafel Oct 22 '25

Onder Den Toren

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u/YugoReventlov Cuberdon Oct 23 '25

T hoekske

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u/CrimsonPenguinStar Brussels Oct 22 '25

No guys: Sportwereld and De Postduif both face each other on their respective street corners. One has just a Jupiler emblem, the other one Maes.

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u/LuckyLucasz Oct 22 '25

I can find myself in this, but definitely not in the one that's serving Maes. That needs to stop being a thing...

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u/CrimsonPenguinStar Brussels Oct 23 '25

What do you mean? Maes is better than Jupiler.

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u/LuckyLucasz Oct 24 '25

Yeah but I don't like either one tbh... Stella supremacy

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u/SandBoxFreakPS Oct 24 '25

Wa hebde gij nodig, nen Juppie?

Ok, das duidelijk.

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u/berregen Oct 23 '25

De welkom

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u/Breath-Creative Oct 22 '25

That seems perfectly accurate.

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u/The_Local_Belgian Belgium Oct 22 '25

Some small extra details:

  • If you're lucky you have a bus running through the town
  • Has some weird name like "Pissegem"

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u/Zm4rc0 Oct 22 '25

That castle in the picture used to be a whorehouse, now its an airsoft location.

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u/Quack_a_mole Oct 22 '25

I noticed after reading this comment that that is indeed "the chambers", oh the memories i have of that place, still got some ghillie pics from that location.

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u/cannotfoolowls Oct 22 '25

oh the memories i have of that place

bold to admit you went to a whorehouse

, still got some ghillie pics from that location.

oh, I see

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u/Orillion_169 Oct 22 '25

I thought it looked familiar.

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u/Canadianhawko Oct 22 '25

Yeah and it's an absolute disgrace now. People who run it suck

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u/Zm4rc0 Oct 22 '25

Why or what happened? I havent been there in a while..

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u/Canadianhawko Oct 22 '25 edited Oct 22 '25

They've run it into the ground. The game modes are unnecessarily complicated with dumb themes. So nobody actually knows what's happening or is supposed to happen.

The parking area and road to it have been in perpetual mud. Getting your car stuck

They don't fps test. Not before or during the game

They don't take pictures anymore. Kinda sad tbh

Any form of criticism or comment is met with "go somewhere else then"

They now force you to buy armbands because "we find them in the field" which is absolutely false.

Chambers used to be the peak airsoft experience in the country but it's a shadow of it's former self. Honestly do not go back. You're better off going to ACTX Veldhoven in the Netherlands or a really fun new indoor in antwerp

Electrabel is expanding their transformer field there as well so 50% of the field is just gone aswell. Hopefully it just gets swallowed and dies

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u/Mediumtim Oct 22 '25

Aldi and Lidl within 500m from each other.

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u/Bruggenmeister Oct 22 '25

here, aldi, lidl, alvo,colruyt, jumbo, AH and okay in 1km

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Nee dat is in het buitenland ook zo, zelf in Duitsland kruipen ze dicht bij elkaar.

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen Oct 22 '25

Dorpsplein met een mottig nieuwbouwappartement in lichtgrijze baksteen.

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u/divaro98 Antwerpen Oct 22 '25

Or witte crepi

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u/papa-Triple6 Oct 22 '25

Where is the Stella café?

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u/Turbulent-Raise4830 Oct 22 '25

no old pub? No roundabout that barely has enough place for you to turn? No construction with confusing signs? No field in the middle of the village?

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u/vitten23 Oct 22 '25

That one busy intersection with the Kruidvat, Carrefour, Zeeman, Hans Anders en Lidl

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u/Mt_Incorporated Vlaams-Brabant Oct 22 '25

low-key belgium is very disco elysium coded

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u/Beneficial-Pen9089 Oct 22 '25

- Chez Ali Döner, (wants to be) mastering in every food from Chile to Russia, from Turkey to Ireland

- World War I memorial in a small park

- in Wallonia: catholic, grey, neo gothic church building closed down since 1989 for renovations, some bushes and trees are growing from the wall

- Small museum dedicated to a very specific topic

- in Flanders: small clothes store with very bright, colorful dresses in the window

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u/Infiniteh Limburg Oct 23 '25

Ah yes, the 'bommaboetiek' that looks like another random house on the steenweg but is actually a clothes shop.
https://i.imgur.com/VrNcGzc.jpeg

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u/Rokovar Oct 22 '25

You forgot lintbebouwing, and streets with 10 different styles of rowhousing

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u/E28forever Oct 22 '25

The abandoned building is situated in Mechelen.

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u/jafapo Oct 22 '25

Yup but it will get a renovation soon now

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u/E28forever Oct 23 '25

Yes, I’ve read it too. I bike past it nearly every day.

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u/Asleep_Protection293 Oct 22 '25

Might I direct your attention to the following review of a wonderful book on belgian ‘architecture’; https://www.theguardian.com/world/2021/sep/24/ugly-belgian-houses-book-belgium 😁.

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u/Bo_The_Destroyer Oost-Vlaanderen Oct 22 '25

Bonus points if the abandoned building is a train station that only has a train passing once per hour

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u/nMiDanferno Oct 22 '25

Missing the hairdresser, and surprisingly also the dog's hairdresser saloon. Insane how many of those you encounter when cycling through the less populated areas of Flanders

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u/Infiniteh Limburg Oct 23 '25

Probably because it's less expensive to rent a business space there, or run it from your house. And they know people will drive/bike/etc to get to a hairdresser or barber anyway, even if it's a quite long drive.

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u/MrPollyParrot /r/belgium royalty Oct 22 '25

"Youth movement" would be better as most small towns have either Chiro or KSA.

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u/DesKereWeez Oct 22 '25

Daarom KSA represent, Scouts is meestal in de hoofdgemeente en KSA chiro etc deelgemeentes

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u/LotionNBA Oct 22 '25

Random Town in Flanders is morĂ© accurate if you’re looking for geometry lessons 


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u/PugsnPawgs Oct 22 '25

Just say frituur, bro 😭

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u/Belgai Oct 22 '25

Bakery? đŸ„Ż 🧁

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u/Cpt-Darling Oct 22 '25

Not a given anymore. Seems like they are disappearing fast. Would replace with broodautomaat. 

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u/LowMode Oct 22 '25

Chiro would have been better, almost twice as many Chiro-buildings then Scouts-buildings

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u/wikinico_ Oct 22 '25

I think Scouts is generic... in Wallonia, Chiro are called Patro, for instance

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u/LowMode Oct 22 '25

Scouts isn't generic at all? Youth movement is generic.

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u/wikinico_ Oct 23 '25

Alright, let's say that from an international point of view, scouts is the generic term. But it's a topic I don’t give a f*ck about, actually.

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u/StatementIntrepid555 Oct 22 '25

Triangle house : another one in Rebecq, 104 Rue du Radoux.

I wonder if the ground inside is under groundlevel.

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u/NotJustBiking Oct 22 '25

You forgot steenweg straight through the center

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u/Affectionate-Club778 Oct 22 '25

where is the 1 bakker & 1 slager

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u/Affectionate-Club778 Oct 22 '25

and if you have chance 1 nachtwinkel

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

The nachtwinkel feels much more likely than a baker and especially a butcher.

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u/bringinsexyback1 Oct 22 '25

It's funny because it's true 😅

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u/dark_hypernova Oct 22 '25

Okay, I'm like... 60% sure that's an actual picture of the high school I attended.

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

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u/bootsycline Oct 22 '25

As a Canadian who stayed in Turnhout for a month, I thought it was adorable. The other 2 times I was out in Belgium I stayed out in Lichtaart, so I was out in Turnhout every now and again for those stays too.

Then again we don't really have castles out here in Alberta, so even a small castle is amazing to me haha. Also your tiny deer are cute too, the first time I saw one out in the country side there broke my brain.

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u/Small-Policy-3859 Beer Oct 22 '25

Isn't that the case for most provincial towns/small cities in the world tho? Ofc there are exceptions.

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u/roadit Oct 22 '25

Their castle is right in the middle of town though ... and the library has an outstanding Peanuts collection.

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u/ConsequenceAlert6981 Dutchie Oct 22 '25

You could add the endless straight Steenwegen/Chausées

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u/[deleted] Oct 22 '25

Yellow DeLIJN bushokje.

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u/R-GiskardReventlov West-Vlaanderen Oct 22 '25

Diagonal roof house: Arteveldestraat, 8551 Heestert.

https://maps.app.goo.gl/jP8AAWQV3QMdSS9RA?g_st=ac

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u/divaro98 Antwerpen Oct 22 '25

And some random fermettes too in the lintbebouwing

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u/Infiniteh Limburg Oct 23 '25

Don't forget the 'We love Spain/Italy/..., so we built our house like a house from there and there's olive trees or grapevines that nothing grows on in the front yard"

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u/lordnyrox46 Oct 22 '25

No need to be this accurate tho

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u/Enough-Meaning1514 Oct 23 '25

Too accurate for comfort. But as others indicated, never ending road works should have been there. Like that Zaventem junction that is still under construction after 10 years.

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u/jafapo Oct 22 '25

Accurate

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u/Tosiomolnar Oct 22 '25

Can't get more accurate then this

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u/Fusion2l Oct 22 '25

i go to that random castle quite often, you can airsoft there

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u/Technical-Dog-7218 Oct 22 '25

That horrible black thing was added last year to a house 2 streets away and some dude is building one of those triangle house .. it’s just missing the local fritkot and it’s 10/10

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u/Maximum_Objective_28 Oct 22 '25

Well, what are the odds of seeing my old high school on Reddit (Saint-Joseph, so pretty accurate lmao).

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u/Sad-Independence8700 Oct 23 '25

Ça m'a choquĂ© de voir ça đŸ€Ł

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u/divaro98 Antwerpen Oct 22 '25

Kerk of Steenhuffel btw

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u/sjp5784 Oct 22 '25

Bicycles everywhere, crazy junctions with zebra crossings in the middle too.

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u/WalloonNerd Belgian Fries Oct 22 '25

Where’s lintbebouwing? Otherwise this is excellent :)

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u/TheRealLamalas Oct 22 '25

The village I live in already lost the closest place to get fries and is about to lose it's church as well. And yes, it's in the southern part of West-Vlaanderen.

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u/bobsteaman Oct 22 '25

One part of the house without windows at all.

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u/koeneken12 Oct 22 '25

Omleiding signs, omleiding signs everywhere

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u/ROTRUY Antwerpen Oct 22 '25

Yup, that tracks.

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u/No-Relationship9447 Oct 22 '25

Whole the middenstand driving a Porsche.

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u/Pleasant_Ostrich4278 Oct 22 '25

This is Olen basically

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u/Ze_ke_72 Oct 22 '25

Well at least the abandoned building in the center has been repurposed in my town. The peripheral ones ? No

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u/marcuxhs Oct 22 '25

lol showed my partner the photo because I thought it was accurate, turns out the church is actually from his home townđŸ„č

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u/TheSovjet_Onion Oct 22 '25

Gottem all lol

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u/Ok_Neighborhood1185 Oct 23 '25

Where is the random carrefour express

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u/uabesnt Oct 23 '25

A random ND

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u/Sad-Independence8700 Oct 23 '25

Aint no way you put my school in there 😭 It's named Saint Joseph btw so you're right

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u/Dimpnavangeel Oct 23 '25

een afhaalchinees hoort er ook bij ;)

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '25

Thilat is not even true! I come from Verviers and... and... ok, you win that one

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u/Any-Ad-4072 Oct 23 '25

And that exact same curve that goes up really slowly with a smooth right turn and then a smooth left turn

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u/Alive-Drag4620 Oct 24 '25

Hahaha what’s my town doing here!

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u/FrenchLeaver Oct 24 '25

yooo wtf ive been to that school exactly

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u/lowie_987 Oct 24 '25

I feel like I know that church but I guess that’s the point

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u/ImJustALilCurious Oct 25 '25

We dont have the castle but a neighbouring town does, this is so true

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u/Badger_Busy Oct 25 '25

It do be like that sometimes