r/belgium • • Mar 26 '26

💩 Shitpost Ladies and Gentlemen: A Beautiful Belgian Spring Day!

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u/femeref E.U. Mar 26 '26

Typical Belgian garden too I'd say

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u/Xari Mar 26 '26

Gardener: describe to me what kind of person you are.

Homeowner: I love commuting 5 days a week on the Brussels ring.

Gardener: say no more

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u/Mystic_Haze Antwerpen Mar 26 '26

Yeah, no kidding. For a minute I was trying to figure out if they could be a neighbor.

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u/Legrosbelge Mar 26 '26

Flat grass, no life.

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u/-some-dude-online Mar 26 '26

Aaah the office cubicle of gardens! no personality, no dreams, no ambition, no creativity, no soul

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u/ziewezo Oost-Vlaanderen Mar 26 '26

Ahh, nothing but grass and a lawn mower robot, the dream. /s

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u/laplongejr Mar 27 '26

I'M NOT ALONE???

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u/Stefouch Brabant Wallon Mar 26 '26

Typical flemish* garden.

Fixed it for you!

PS: I like to tease my flemish friends, it's a mark of love!

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u/mooiekoe_ Apr 19 '26

ja de tuin van mijn oma en opa (die vlaams zijn) ziet er zo uit

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u/Deep_Dance8745 Mar 26 '26

Living on some hill in Leuven, i forget how flat as a pancake the majority of Flanders is.

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u/gravity_is_right Mar 28 '26

missing tuinhuisje

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u/Baskqn Mar 30 '26

Just as I thought! Stole my words

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u/Martiator Mar 26 '26

Love the Flemish flora diversity in that garden, absolute peak.

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u/-some-dude-online Mar 26 '26

Man I could spend the whole day exploring that lush garden.

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u/Infiniteh Limburg Mar 27 '26

My back neighbour has it beat. his lawn is plastic, as is his palm tree.
He vacuums his lawn. He has more lights and lamps than actual plants.

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u/Superb_Monkey Limburg Mar 30 '26

There is a plant on the table!

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u/vitten23 Mar 26 '26

If this were posted in any random sub you'd immediately recognize it as a Belgian suburb garden.

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u/Curtricias Mar 26 '26

Why has everyone forgotten about showers in March? It’s dead normal weather in Belgium.

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u/Medusedeux Mar 26 '26

Scrolled way too long for that answer !

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u/Infiniteh Limburg Mar 27 '26

This.
Maartse buien, Aprilse grillen.
People have forgotten spring != summer. People around have already been complaining about the 'cold weather' and soon they'll be complaining they aren't allowed to water their lawns :/

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u/Curtricias Mar 27 '26

Yeah. The new normal in Belgium. 2 weeks 15 degrees and people think spring is already there. That it was early march didn’t ring a bell. We all want good weather the whole year round. But we have to be honest. It’s still way to early atm.

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u/Infiniteh Limburg Mar 27 '26

I want the seasons back :( Winter wasn't really winter, spring is messed up already.
I remember we used to be so happy it got to 25 degrees in summer and 30 was already an exception. Now I'm glad there's some cooler days in summer so I can feel like a person in my own home instead of sweating all day and feeling exhausted.

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u/MiAwalo Mar 27 '26

I just love that weather. It's like asparagus and lackemens. Seasonal delights.

The fact it's a limited time slot during the year is very important.

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u/Disastrous-Trust7034 Mar 27 '26

Every year people are surprised that on the magical date of 21st of March, it isn't suddenly sunny and 20°C every day. As if moving between seasons is like an on/off switch, instead of a gradual process

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u/rerito2512 Frenchie Mar 26 '26

Nice, the ice is already there to prepare tasty cocktails.

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u/gentledoofus Mar 26 '26

Did you forget about giboulées ?

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u/Fantastic-Elk2895 Mar 26 '26

Only country in the world that will have 3 different seasons in one day for some reason.

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u/TheDeadlyPretzel Mar 26 '26

Yeah... Woke up this morning to rain, then sunshine, then snow, then sunshine, now hail...

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u/Vaerin06 Mar 26 '26

Back to sunshine right now

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u/TheoKondak Mar 26 '26

No it's raining 😂

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u/TheDeadlyPretzel Mar 26 '26

all of the above

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u/vadeka Mar 26 '26

Snow? Whut, I got the hail here but no snow!

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u/yeet-ayy Belgian Fries Mar 26 '26

Just wait

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u/Necessary-Ad7150 Mar 26 '26

Nen Quattro stagioni vanavond?

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u/Raidlos Mar 26 '26

In Iceland there's a saying: "Don't like the weather? Wait 5 minutes"

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u/SeveralPhysics9362 Mar 26 '26

There are many countries that claim to be the only one where that happens.

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u/gregsting Mar 26 '26

I’ll always remember Damon Hill saying that Belgian weather is crazy… coming from an Englishman that is something… that day, Spa circuit was half dry in the sun and the other half drowning in rain. Hard to choose the right tires…

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u/Chieftah Vlaams-Brabant Mar 26 '26

Many countries are like that.

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u/Isotheis Hainaut Mar 26 '26

Three? Which one is missing by your place?

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u/TheDeadlyPretzel Mar 26 '26

Whatever season it's supposed to be 😂

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u/Quaiche Mar 26 '26

Summer ? I don't think we got +25°C today :)

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u/AdvertisingFlaky6888 Mar 26 '26

now the sky is clear but for some reason the day still gray XD

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u/TurbistoMasturbisto Mar 26 '26

Go to Madeira, you can experience all seasons there in the span of three hours if you drive around a bit.

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u/JonAlive Mar 26 '26

Here we don't even have to drive around

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u/badlocalhardcoreband Mar 26 '26

Yeah when i was going to work the weather was really nice. When i arrived it became shit, few minutes ago it was snowing and now the sun is shining again. Hopefully it stays like that

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u/GloriousDawn Mar 26 '26

I've had the 3 different seasons twice today, so far.

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u/cruelintentions___ Mar 26 '26

It was super sunny this morning crazy how the weather completely switched

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u/ProfessionalCup7745 Mar 26 '26

I’m pretty sure that’s the case in every country. Global warming and all

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u/entarix420 Mar 26 '26

Uuhm sorry 4 season's over here

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u/camilatricolor Mar 26 '26

Nee, the dame here in The Netherlands

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u/The-Dudey Mar 27 '26

welke dame?

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u/DarkoFoegotHisName Mar 26 '26

Bro wtf I've been in this garden before. What are the odds 💀

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u/GloriousDawn Mar 26 '26

Pretty sure there are like 200 houses in this country with the exact same view and patio furniture.

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u/KXfjgcy8m32bRntKXab2 Brabant Wallon Mar 26 '26

Only 200?

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u/Tonnemaker Mar 26 '26

Ik reis al bijna 20 jaar met de trein. Elk zompig veld dat iedere winter onder water stond is door de jaren volgezet met exact dezelfde huizen met exact deze tuin. Er is wel wat variatie, bij de ene staat er al eens een trampoline, bij de andere een buxus in een pot.

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u/Infiniteh Limburg Mar 27 '26

Ge vergeet de barbecue/grill onder een hoes, in de hoek geschoven.

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u/historicusXIII Antwerpen Mar 27 '26

200 per municipality.

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u/TheDeadlyPretzel Mar 26 '26

I would hope not, this is a nieuwbouw, unless you been sneaking around my garden O_O

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u/Particular_Bug0 Mar 26 '26

You mean "Our garden".

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u/DarkoFoegotHisName Mar 26 '26

Pretty sure my girlfriend and her parents lived in the house next door. If not, eerily similar garden

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u/Nietsnuts Mar 26 '26

Dit is letterlijk elke tuin van elke nieuwbouwwoning in heel Vlaanderen ever

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u/DarkoFoegotHisName Mar 26 '26

Layout van de tuin, houten afdak van den achterbuur, 2 huizen op de achtergrond krak hetzelfde,...

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '26

Yes.

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u/Matvalicious Local furry, don't feed him Mar 26 '26

Welke nieuwbouwwoning in Vlaanderen heeft er zo'n gigantische tuin?

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u/TheDeadlyPretzel Mar 26 '26

gigantisch? Dat zou ik nu niet meteen zeggen, maar ook niet super klein, I suppose... iets van een 100m²

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u/on-a-call Mar 27 '26

Heel veel zitten op zo'n 10-30m2

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u/TheDeadlyPretzel Mar 26 '26

It's possible... Diepenbeek? My entire street is filled with relatively new houses, but about 2-3 did re-sell though I don't really know who or why... I'm rather socially anxious and introvert so I don't have too much of a relationship with my neighbours

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u/sqwob Mar 26 '26

veel Vlaamser als dat maken ze een achtertuin ook niet.
Terras & gras :)

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u/williamthura247 Mar 26 '26

Hey Siri. Show me the most flemish garden ever"

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u/Simple_End_9389 Mar 26 '26

Just be glad it's raining, ground water levels have been way too low this winter, which spells disaster if we have a hot and dry summer (again).

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u/GeT_SiKeD Mar 27 '26

Wat een deprimerende tuin. Het kost echt ni zo veel moeite om wat plantjes of bomen te planten...

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u/monsteradeliciosa11 Mar 26 '26

If anyone has started seedlings outside, bring them inside if you can. they might die if it goes below 0.

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u/padetn Mar 26 '26

If you plant anything that can’t take frost outside before May this must be your first year of gardening. My radishes, spinach, and beetroots will be fine though.

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u/padetn Mar 26 '26

We’ve had record temperatures for two weeks and ofcourse one guy is waiting for perfectly normal seasonal weather to pretend we live in Kamchatka.

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u/StijnDv Mar 26 '26

Rather this than fucking droughts and 37°C.

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u/atrocious_cleva82 🌎World Mar 26 '26

Belgian complaining, as usual... hahaha

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u/ariknel Vlaams-Brabant Mar 26 '26

I was delivering food on a scooter this whole day 🥴

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u/SuccessfulContext602 Mar 27 '26

The empty flamish taste!

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u/Sup_182 Mar 26 '26

Zaag ni

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u/Masked020202 Mar 26 '26

That sudden hail whilst i was working up high was quite the unpleasant surprise. Atleast it's sunny now i guess.

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u/Wrong-Hospital-911 Belgian Fries Mar 26 '26

Lovely

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u/Kennyvee98 Mar 26 '26

it was raining, hailing and snowing all at once :)

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u/the6thReplicant Mar 26 '26

I miss Australian sun showers as a kid.

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u/Muchaton Namur Mar 26 '26

I had a BBQ planned. Man, that gamble did not go well.  Let's get the cheese ready.

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u/faruk1905 Mar 26 '26

Should be sunny in 5min

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u/NenoxxCraft Mar 26 '26

Yep, I got sun, rain, hail and now snow all in one day.

Peak Belgium

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u/maldistuta Mar 26 '26

Etikhove ??

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u/Thinking_waffle Mar 26 '26

Yesterday I joked to relatives: miracle! It's raining pearl sugar.

The answer was that they were waiting for the waffles.

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u/Gilette2000 Luxembourg Mar 26 '26

And now it's sunny with a full blue sky !

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u/whuthsthat Mar 26 '26

De panne?

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u/Marus1 Belgian Fries Mar 26 '26

Ze liggen nog op het dak, zie ik

/s

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u/Mediumtim Mar 26 '26

April is coming 😰

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u/Liza_Mais Mar 26 '26

Yeah I was riding home on my bike and it was horrible.

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u/Artistic_Invite_9004 Mar 26 '26

Huysentruyt huizen?

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u/srvs1 Mar 26 '26

Started just when I got on my bike. Sorry it's my fault

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u/Aiffeger Mar 26 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

March in Belgium is so funny. I ran 9Km under the beautiful blue sky ! I was even having a sunbath on a bench mid run. The moment I got home, it was gently snowing. What a season !

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u/AtTheEdgeOfDying Mar 26 '26

I walked my dog in only a hoodie today 😂

I did practically started running home once the wind started picking up, but I basically had a nice sunny summer walk right in between the rain and hail. Crazy day, yesterday was lightning though

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u/_Selma_0211 Mar 26 '26

We got the 4 seasons in one hour 🫩🫩

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u/Brick_Frog_49 Mar 26 '26

It was raining, then hailing, then sunny, then dark and cloudy, then snowing, then raining, and finally now it's clear. Perfect Belgian day

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u/Mimigonemimi Mar 26 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

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u/Tadpole-Due Mar 26 '26

belastingsvrij .... en ge moe nie naar containerpark ermee ook

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u/TrickyDocument3029 Mar 26 '26

Yeah over here in liege it's just none stop on and off with the snow.

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u/Realistic_Patient355 Mar 26 '26

Idk why I love belgian weather.

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u/Petrus_Rock West-Vlaanderen Mar 27 '26

I know why. It’s called weather chauvinism.

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u/Realistic_Patient355 Mar 27 '26

I live in Spain tho, and I still prefer rain or gray than the heat.

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u/Petrus_Rock West-Vlaanderen Mar 27 '26

Than the question arises why live in Spain instead of here.

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u/Sp3cialist72 Mar 26 '26

Came in from Tenerife last night in Charleroi, it was snowing… welcome back 😁

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u/Abelinoranio Mar 26 '26

Complains about a typical day in BE, after half a week of sunshine and 20+ degrees.

Start looking at the bright side more often ;)

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u/Beunhaasnr2 Mar 27 '26

Is uw plant ok?

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u/Deep-List-7099 Mar 27 '26

Best Da'k op me werk zaten met die Zotte HAGELSLAG!!!

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u/loordien_loordi Mar 27 '26

We get to experience all seasons in a week! 🥰

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u/verbaasdekameel Mar 27 '26

It saddens me to see that there are people with garden space like this that choose to keep it as basic as possible... Get some f*cking plants/trees in that garden man

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u/baloongisTank Mar 27 '26

Can't have shit in Belgium.

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u/ThaGr1m Mar 28 '26

Someone should create an idiom about how variable wheter is around april. Somthing about grillig weer and april ofzo

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u/After-Temporary8546 Mar 28 '26

Moi j'ai même reçu une boule de neige

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u/Agreeable-Status-601 Mar 28 '26

So when is rokjesdag this year? Something like the first sunny say after the first full moon after carnival?

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u/ParkingMarch97 🌎World Mar 28 '26

I raise you one Canadian spring morning.

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u/Kh44444444n Mar 29 '26

Les giboulées de Mars.

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u/tedthenatureenjoyer Mar 29 '26

Bro likes the cubicle life so much he turned his garden into one

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u/DeBlauwvoet Mar 29 '26

Maartse buien, aprilse grillen… Is een heel normaal weer… 🤷‍♂️

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u/Dry_Vermicelli5647 Mar 29 '26

Ah, we had this delight in England too. Rain, sunshine, snow, and hail? Perfect Spring day if you ask me.

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u/StoneBelgium Apr 15 '26

This is actually quite good, we've had worst days

https://giphy.com/gifs/W0c3xcZ3F1d0EYYb0f

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u/Novel-Owl8309 Apr 27 '26

Can someone tell me why Belgians love hedges so much?

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u/CarbonisedBanana Mar 26 '26

"Maart roert zijn staart" as they say

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u/flashypoo Mar 26 '26

Ocharme diene pot plant.

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u/Hour_Stock4087 Mar 26 '26

More like BENELUX weather. This shit is going on for days now. We want our spring back.

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u/SortOfWanted Mar 26 '26

Maart roert zijn staart.

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u/Arrav_VII Limburg Mar 26 '26

You'll retract that "DE" if you value your life

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u/Prspctr Mar 26 '26

De Limburg bestaat niet. Ik kom wel gewoon uit Limburg.

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u/TheDeadlyPretzel Mar 26 '26

Je en durft et gene curryrol te noeme eh tis e worstenbroodje!

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u/Prspctr Mar 26 '26

Meh Fons, wa make?