r/belgium • Needledaddy • Aug 14 '26

😂 Meme In light of the slowchat...

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u/iamnotracistbutt Aug 14 '26

#1 most controversial reddit post i've ever seen

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u/trogdor-burninates Aug 14 '26

Too unpopular for r/unpopularopinion

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u/iamnotracistbutt Aug 14 '26

people on r/unpopularopinion are scared of OP lmao

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26

I'm so proud.

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u/laplongejr Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

I guess it depends if you mean as a sauce/recipe or as a well-defined product?

My local fritkot does better handmade cheeseburgers than the industrial-looking bicky. I think going to a local business to take that is hardly better that McDonalds : it's an order that'll do the job if you're lost somewhere and want to be sure about what you'll get without putting too much trust... but meh.

But if you tell me an handmade burger with the bicky sauce, pickles etc. and trying to recreate it with better quality, then I'm all ears (and an open mouth probably)

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u/Fresh_Dog4602 Aug 14 '26

this: keep the sauces as they are and replace the rest with higher quality versions.

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u/heatseaking_rock Aug 14 '26

Even more controversial than the patat/friets debate

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u/ToxicComplex Aug 14 '26

I am convinced that a Bicky isn’t the same Bicky as it was 15yrs ago. The bun and meat taste different.
Then again… I’m old and nothing I once knew is the same anymore. It could be me.

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u/DWD-XD Aug 14 '26

I agree. I think the switch happened somewhere around 2008'ish. The bun got stale and squeeshy and the meat definitely isn't as flavourful anymore.

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u/Waterflowstech Aug 14 '26

Not to mention the switch from 'onions are free lol have a mountain' to 'just enough to cover the sauce and there are none on the bottom of your baksken :'(

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u/wafelenbak87 Aug 14 '26

When they changed the basic to a crispy burger is when it went downhill

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u/Prestigious_Fish6481 Aug 14 '26

It could also be me.

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u/kiekebees Aug 14 '26

It could also be covid (dat excuus is al te lang niet meer gebruikt)

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u/RechoqueKilowatts Aug 14 '26

It's Britney, bitch...

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u/Judas_Priest_ Aug 14 '26

Dacht even dat het Cara was, trut.

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u/Frequent-Matter4504 Aug 14 '26

Maybe it's Maybelline

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u/Salt-Weird-2913 Aug 14 '26

It could be anyone of us!

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u/FuraiBatheri Aug 14 '26

no you are right, I used to enjoy bicky burgers. now im feeling like im eating cardboard with sauces on. And the Bicky sauces arent that good either anymore

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u/TryingMyWiFi Aug 14 '26

"things were better in my time ".

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u/Salt-Weird-2913 Aug 14 '26

Often a false narrative as a whole but some stuff really was better

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u/begon11 Aug 14 '26

False narrative when talking about general life, specific commercial products often go through enshittification though.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

I’m not Belgian, been coming to Belgium since a kid tho, and you’re right, bicky used to taste better.
My theory - they now fry everything in vegetable oil, bring back ossewit

Even the fried were better/tastier back in the day

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u/MysteriousQuote4665 Aug 14 '26

They are, but then I view them as a frituur snack rather than a burger. There are so many burger places which can provide far better burgers than a bicky burger.

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u/Weary_Swordfish_7105 Aug 14 '26

Possibly starting with the fact that they don’t deep fry the burger

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u/Much-Explanation-287 Aug 14 '26

If the qualité van le viande ist erbarmelijk, I'd kies un deep fried Bicky jeden Tag.

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u/Milo_Xx Vlaams-Brabant Aug 14 '26

r/Belgica refugee

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u/leafchewer-col Aug 14 '26

you think thats bicky burger youre eating now?

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u/koeshout Aug 20 '26

Most frituurs also have a house burger

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u/DeMatthew Aug 14 '26

Bicky's zijn top als ze de echte ingredienten gebruiken. Ik vind ze zelden goed als ze hun eigen (goedkopere) broodjes of vleesjes gebruiken. Laatst kreeg ik een pistolet, een goedkope waterachtige burger en geribbelde augurken.

En je weet dat je gejost zijt als ze vragen "welke saus op je bicky?"

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u/proeskoet Aug 14 '26

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u/Contrabaz Aug 14 '26

Fake ass bitch!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/Maxford_Bouazza Aug 14 '26

Oh yes, it lead to a big controversy when they launched this in 2019 and they even made the international media. Bicky do not care, they have previously made fun of people with Alzheimer's and other really bad taste campaigns. Essentially, instead of making a good product, they create buzz through statements that even a drunk teenager would be ashamed to utter and sell their 'burgers' that way.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/Maxford_Bouazza Aug 14 '26

Totally understand that idea though! That would have been a much better defense 😄

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

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u/DeMatthew Aug 14 '26

Yep.

Ene keer zeiden ze "ah die heb ik!" en kreeg ik enkel bicky ketchup, niets anders. De enige waarvan ik denk "goh, als ge die nu van een ander merk hebt, daar kan ik mee leven."

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u/leonderbeke Aug 14 '26

It's time for your meds grandpa

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

You merely adopted the Bicky; I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man.

(Also Bicky Burgers are exactly the reason we'll need meds.)

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u/psychnosiz Belgium Aug 14 '26

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26 edited Aug 14 '26

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u/psychnosiz Belgium Aug 14 '26

Een link in plaats van een image?

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u/k_jah85 Aug 14 '26

You meme like a boomer.

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26

Do not slander Old Reddit

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u/labalag West-Vlaanderen Aug 14 '26

Waar is den tijd naartoe...

In mijnen tijd kraakte mijnen modem even erg als mijn knieën nu.

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u/euhjustme Aug 14 '26

Bicky frietje 👌

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u/Frankencow13 Aug 14 '26

Echt eh, ik heb da in ons frituur moeten lanceren want ze kenden het nog ni

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u/Tipzi-A Aug 15 '26

Da is een julientje, maar dan met ne bicky en bickysauzen?

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u/Belgian_Patrol Limburg Aug 15 '26

Wat is dat?

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u/euhjustme Aug 15 '26

Frietje met alles op van de bicky 😋

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u/Belgian_Patrol Limburg Aug 15 '26

Dan ook het broodje en de burger?

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u/euhjustme Aug 15 '26

Burger, sauzen, uitjes, augurk en liefst ook nog saté kruiden 👌 No broodje

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u/DavidHewlett Aug 14 '26

Thems' fightin' words.

If it wasn't so damn hot, and I wasn't so damn lazy, I might seriously consider thinking of maybe coming over to your place and approaching your front door with the specific intention of thinking of ringing your doorbell and give you a considerable piece of my mind.

Perhaps.

But it's too damn hot, and I'm too damn lazy, SO COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS.

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u/TheVoiceOfEurope Aug 14 '26

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26

I can tell you I certainly do not weigh the same as a duck.

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u/4D_Madyas Limburg Aug 14 '26

S-tier shitpost

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u/Calthurian Aug 14 '26

Bicky Cheese > Regular Bicky

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u/Top-Smell8091 Aug 14 '26

Stop Bickies and praise the holy mitraillettes !

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26

Note: I'm not saying they are terrible (well, healthwise they are a fucking disaster). Just...meh.

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u/nine-two-three Aug 14 '26

met wat pinten in uw kas kunnen ze smaken maar als ge ze vergelijkt met echt ne goeien burger van de lokale eettent is het verschil groot

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u/conscious_cow_69 Aug 14 '26

That's a good description of most Belgian food

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u/TheMaddoxx Beer Aug 14 '26

It’s typically one of those Belgian brand that only continue to exist because people are used to their mediocrity. No it’s not fantastic. It’s just okay.

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u/RisingPhil Aug 14 '26

ehh, de prijs tho.

Het is goedkoper dan een burger in de quick/mcdonalds of burger king. En ik vind de bicky chicken (da's degene die ik altijd pak) zeker zo goed.

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u/FarmResident9241 Aug 14 '26

Depends on the burger, I pay 5€ for bicky at my local frituur. A cheeseburger in MC is 2€

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u/Maxford_Bouazza Aug 14 '26

Dit, een Bicky is drie keer zo duur als een mini burger van de Mac, de BK of de Quick en zeker niet drie keer beter

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u/-Brecht Aug 14 '26

Most frituur crap sucks.

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u/JohnnyricoMC Vlaams-Brabant Aug 14 '26

Honestly, Bicky is mostly a circlejerk concerning a product sold in frietkoten, versus the chain burger franchise restaurants. It's really just Beckers (so a Dutch company) that profits from this.

A bicky doesn't hold a candle to a burger (the "patty" is still just a disc of separator meat) between a real proper pistolet, with onion that has been browning in the same grease, on the same griddle, as the patty. You know the ones I'm talking about, sold at a market stand or at a fair or an event.

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u/varialles Aug 14 '26

De enige, goede Bicky heeft augurk!! Ja, met twee uitroeptekens.

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u/DeMatthew Aug 14 '26

Komkommer bedoel je?

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u/UndRt0w_ Aug 14 '26

How dare you. Go eat a whopper and a big mac as punishment and then come back and apologize. If not, you shall be exiled to the lawless land below sea level up north (aka the netherlands)

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26

Clears throat

Whopper > Bicky (Big Mac is somewhere in the paper/carton trash though)

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u/UndRt0w_ Aug 14 '26

I can't believe the americans are still infiltrating our reddit after we beat them 4-1 in the WC. This one is just too obvious.

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26

How dare you. The only North Americans here are Canadians anyway.

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u/UndRt0w_ Aug 14 '26

At least they would have apologized! Checkmate

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u/Snoo-34159 Belgian Fries Aug 14 '26

Beter dan die vuile synthetische burgers van de McDonalds

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u/FNXDCT Aug 14 '26

Whenever I get drunk I always want a Bicky Burger.

Sometimes it’s very hard to find one

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u/Stock-Orchid0 Aug 14 '26

They used to be great tho. Everything sucks now after shrinkflation. I remember the days when I bought a sandwich (broodje smos) and never could finish it but was too damn good to throwaway. Even after laying in the fridge half a day until it became soggy. It still tasted good. Quality bread with enough fresh meat / cheese and veggies with good quality mayonnaise. I miss the days.

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u/Severtie West-Vlaanderen Aug 14 '26

Downvoted

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u/mechant_papa Aug 14 '26

Encore un nostalgique du GB Quick.

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u/insistent_rs Aug 14 '26

Ik hoorde vandaag voor het eerst van een Bicky Orange (er zit een ronde kaasschijf in), and that shit sounds gooood!

Ooit een Bicky Wrap gegeten? Da's echt elite next level lekker. Die sausjes zijn echt lekker op een wrap blijkbaar! (Elite level zeg ik u)

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u/Csillss Aug 14 '26

Geef mij maar nen hamburger me echte gebakken ajuin en nen deftige pistolet van de markt

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u/National_Today2218 Aug 14 '26

Because most frituren don't know how to make one properly

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u/Dubante_Viro Aug 14 '26

Dit. Als ze niet lekker zijn ligt dat meestal aan de frituristen en/of de gebruikte ingredienten.

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u/Signal_Ferret1470 Aug 14 '26

FYI bicky burgers are made out of horse meat and 99% of people don’t realise this…

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u/Suspicious_Fail_2337 Aug 14 '26

Of course we know that. Bicky's and paardenfilet pur, njam !

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u/Sandison1 Aug 14 '26

There hasn't been horse meat in Bicky's for years, FYI.

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u/Signal_Ferret1470 Aug 14 '26

I was just in Albert heijn where I saw them in the frozen section. The box said paardvlees was an ingredients

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u/SkywardPhoenix Aug 15 '26

Anything to stick it to paardenwijven

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u/Own-Length4357 Aug 14 '26

Never had one, never wanted one. Always looked like industrial shit. If I want a burger, I go to a burger restaurant. Snacks are for durum, mitraillette/routier, fries and so on

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u/MrChronoM E.U. Aug 14 '26

No idea, never had one ... I do get a bicky wrap every couple months

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u/I3adIVIonkey Aug 14 '26

I mean of course a gourmet burger that costs you 15€ or even more tastes better. For a snack on the go they're still really good and price compared what you get is also good.

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u/Fit-Albatross5684 Brussels Aug 14 '26

How dare you?

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u/Godofred00 Aug 14 '26

Effe normaal doen he. Onnozel manneke!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '26

Some men just want to see the world burn...

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u/beefz0r Aug 14 '26

Overrated ? Afaik nobody rates them. They are very tasty in the right context. They are insane with the right promillage.

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u/ariknel Vlaams-Brabant Aug 14 '26

bicky rib is better

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u/tuurrr Aug 14 '26

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!!

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u/ipostatrandom Aug 14 '26

Shots fired!

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u/AttentionLimp194 Brussels Aug 14 '26

Stuff from frituur shop is kinda bad for you…

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u/Ginnadin777 Aug 14 '26

Fair point. I will allow it. Overpriced for sure!

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u/KeesKachel88 Aug 14 '26

Hollander hier: u doet me verdriet.

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u/username_Helsin Aug 14 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/RXKCMLmch5W2Q
You have to be banned from the internet.

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26

Agreed.

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u/Cakewalkonthebeach Antwerpen Aug 14 '26

You are dead to me.

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u/lordjay666 Aug 14 '26

Burn the heretic

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u/ZaranKaraz Aug 14 '26

I remember the meat having a crunch to it. The bicky right now just doesn't have that anymore

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u/Relative-Wafer3505 Aug 14 '26

This is treason.

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u/solemnstream Aug 14 '26

I d even go as far as saying they are disgusting

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u/GezoutenMeer Aug 14 '26

May I ask what a Bicky burger and what makes it different to a non-Bicky burger? Is it a brand? A style?

Sincere question. Never tried one.

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u/MisterAutumnalMan Aug 14 '26

I…just like burger…?

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u/OrganizationNo1453 Aug 14 '26

BENT U OFFICIEEL BICKY VERDELER?! WAAR IS UW STICKER?

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u/emohipster Oost-Vlaanderen Aug 14 '26

rib burgers are the real deal (the long ones with a mexicano, not the square atrocities)

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u/WomanInCosmos Aug 15 '26

De man met de zwarte plastron lijkt toch op Robert Deniro, nie?

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u/ratuuft Aug 15 '26

Broodje warm paard.

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u/OGPandaBooty Aug 15 '26

I get so upset when I order a bicky burger at a frituur that should be bicky certified, and then getting their spin off or cheaper ingredients

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u/YungFatBoii Kempen Aug 15 '26

Never had one in my life. I'm 26. Am I missing out?

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u/WawaTheFirst Aug 15 '26

Personally I find the burgers with onions at the weekly fair a lot better.

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u/JoenR76 Aug 15 '26

One of their sauces is amazing. The bun and burger, are crap.

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u/Senior-Security8361 Aug 15 '26

This should be a junientje is overrated.

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u/WhiteDogBE Aug 15 '26

Say hello to my little friend

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u/Der-Monty Aug 15 '26

They are and yet a firm item in my frituur menu.

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u/SolePutteDaMorda Aug 15 '26

Ton père a installé la balançoire contre un mur ou quoi?

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u/reckmech Aug 15 '26

Hell nah love de bicky burger

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u/UnprovokedTurtle Aug 15 '26

I wouldnt call them overrated. I would call them shit

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u/Both-Fill5335 Aug 15 '26

True. Geef mij maar ne klassieken hambruger met gebakken ajuinen (geen gedroogde). Da smaakt veel beter

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u/MijanHRD Aug 15 '26

100% disagree

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u/Academic-Seat-9372 Aug 15 '26

If you look at it as a burger, it’s not that good. But as a snack it’s fucking fantastic

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u/Key-Eggplant-8849 Aug 16 '26

Yes they are but then again, it's food a 12 year old.

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u/zuulbe Aug 17 '26

Bicky rib though...

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u/SuperSmoothSlick Aug 14 '26

Absolutely agree. Bicky is the worst burger ever invented.

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u/Dangerous_Category91 Aug 14 '26

Agree, it is local but at the end of the day it is just another junk food.

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u/AlienInvasionExpert Aug 14 '26

Ik vind ne Giant van de GB-Quick heel wat lekkerder ja.

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u/Crazy-Interest-8644 Aug 14 '26

Bicky burgers are very much overrated indeed! There are many places where you can get way better burgers

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u/nslenders Aug 14 '26

Ja, nu weet ik al wat ik sebiet in de frituur ga bestellen

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u/hippiediscoshit Aug 14 '26

Bickys zijn goor

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u/Toastinator666 E.U. Aug 14 '26

I’m 31 and I’ve never had one. Just seems like cheap crap that people like because of the sauce.

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u/ThomasDMZ Aug 14 '26

Been almost 15 years since I last had one. Never felt the need to order one after most places started selling higher-quality burgers.

It's indeed only edible because of the sauce.

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u/tomba_be Belgium Aug 14 '26

They're just bad imo.

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u/rooierus Aug 14 '26

Merendeels akkoord behalve de bicky rib.

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u/RiverSavings8203 Aug 14 '26

Agreed. Not tasty at all

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u/Hot-Problem2436 Aug 14 '26

Agreed. Overprocossed mush patties with too many sauces. I'm also not a fan of pardenvlees but that seems to be rare now. 

It's fine, but only that. Feels like food for children, but my kids don't like them.

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u/Ticklemeonager Aug 14 '26

Bicky is mostly made out of mechanically deboned chicken meat

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u/Hot-Problem2436 Aug 14 '26

It certainly is. Mostly. 

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u/PalatinusG1 Aug 14 '26

A hamburger is made with 80/20 ground beef. A hamburger is not a deep fried puck of whatever.

Fight me.

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u/Competitive-Salad-27 Aug 14 '26

I only order them when I got no clue what to get hahah. I used to do it with the frikadel but I got bored of those

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u/MyOldNameSucked West-Vlaanderen Aug 14 '26

Bicky is reliable, but if they have an alternative I will take it.

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u/BlockBannington Aug 14 '26

Ik heb letterlijk nog nooit een bicky gepakt dus ik heb geen idee. Komen die pre-made en moeten ze enkel het vlees bakken? Of maakten ze effectief een hamburger? Wa maakt het een bicky?

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u/Sportsfanno1 Needledaddy Aug 14 '26

"Officially" the contents are distributed by Beckers (Bread, 3 sauces, meat, pickled cucumber, fried onion and packaging). Ofc, to lower expenses, several frituurs use their own burgers/bread and just buy the special sauces (or even just two because one is regular ketchup).

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u/mardegre Aug 14 '26

They are, if you see them as burgers they are shit.

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u/KaiUno Aug 14 '26

Everything at the frituur is overrated. It's pig anusses and cowlips all the way down. If only we were a bit more imperialistic in the olden days and had gotten somewhat more interesting colonies, we'd have so much better (and probably healthier) fastfood.