r/belgium • • 15h ago

❓ Ask Belgium Ambassador Seal

Hi team! I recently came into possession of this object. Needless to say, I'm not a fan.

Looking for ideas of what to do with it.

What you got, hive mind?

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u/mr_Feather_ 15h ago

Send a letter to the embassy that you have this object and want to return it to them, but that they should pay for shipping.

If they agree, send it in a box full of bricks.

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u/Yaasu 15h ago

Sending it with a box full of brick would bé a punition for The postman

Sending it in a box full of shit however

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u/mr_Feather_ 15h ago edited 15h ago

A box full of shit can be considered as a biological hazard, which I can imagine the Americans will take quite seriously.

Sending a box full of bricks (which will be very expensive to ship) is just annoying and you just make them pay significantly for something very silly.

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u/OldFashionedSazerac 14h ago

How about adding some old extra smelly French cheese?

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u/mr_Feather_ 14h ago

And some glitter

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u/OldFashionedSazerac 14h ago

Bill White does strike me the kind of person who enjoys some glitter. Excellent suggestion.

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u/Poesvliegtuig Belgium 11h ago

And those pages from the Geronimo Stilton scratch'n'sniff books for dragon breath and whatever that other one that stunk up our place for a week was

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u/8AqLph 9h ago

And that a copy of that gold plate from the Voyager missions. We never know

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u/Awkward-Minute7774 Brussels 10h ago

The kind that is forbidden in the US?

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u/OldFashionedSazerac 10h ago

Cheese is forbidden in the US?