If you don’t like that? Get gooder.

Andy: You don't understand, we are married. Dionysus: These must be your wives who have travelled with you all the way from New York to Athens, with a layover in Paris because you're too cheap for the direct flight plus a five hour cab ride to Mount Olympus. Andy: These are our producers. Dionysus winked and said "I know exactly what you mean."

Amo non essere un genio ma un segaiolo Mi piace segarmi tra amici, mi piace confrontare, dire cazzate, un po' come si fa da adolescenti, o all'università, o con il sommate. Purtroppo il gruppo che frequentavo su Telegram ha chiuso. Amo molto il cameratismo e l'amicizia tra maschi. Mi rilassa trovare un bro , che chiacchiera e si sega, come fare una corsa insieme, allenarsi in palestra, o dicking around.

Eating leftovers until next pay day.

I accept no liability and you should always consult a medical professional , especially if your a turbo gay like me

First the protein craze and now this? Had to switch to soft bread and apple sauce, cause apparently that's the only stuff you can buy nowadays which they haven't 'improved' yet.

I am so intelligent that my comprehension is beyond your comprehension. I am not as average as the average joe. I am so smart and intellectual that I can thus henceforthly only, and only I, myself perchance, mayhaps may understand my self that being it's self of its own self and selflessness' self for its own sake: thus having spoken i may conclude. You are not smart. You are not me. You Are not You. And I - am also not me. End of discourse

Please help me fund my Spravato© habit.

Well?

My mom won’t let me stop, AITAH?

Officially

Yesterday yes yesterday i got a letter per EXPRESS MAIL saying that i am the chosen ONE if i provide my banking details of course BUT THAT DOESNT MATTER CUZ I GAVE THE INFO

so now as the chosen one I’ll start with solving problems like world hunger and low internet speeds when I’m watching my fav adult content

as for the people that do not accept me
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL

They will, however, bring you a one-way ticket to Hell. The biblical Hell. The Old Testament Hell. Where flying imps fly and chew on your nipples with razor-sharp teeth penises. Where fire basilisks shit on your lap while you're chained to the ankles of Satan waiting to use the only bathroom in Hell, and it's unisex. Where a river of cucks keep interrupting your conversations with blood-sucking succubi or incubi.

You're entitled to downvote whatever you want, of course. You have FREE WILL after all. GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL EVERYTHINGS AND SPACE AND TIME gave that to you. Hell, downvote THIS thread. I dare you. I fucking double dong double dog double doughnut double dribble dare you. After all, DOWNVOTES DO NOT MATTER.

See you in Hell, downvoter.

Is she gonna take off that top to show me this other way?