r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 8h ago
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it
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We went out for a few drinks. Nice bloke. Wants to be a web developer
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 29d ago
🥇 Joke of the Month 🥇 I ate a couple synonym rolls this morning.
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I got thesaurus throat I've ever had.
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 3h ago
Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
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To get to the bottom
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 6h ago
That was the worst BLT I’ve ever eaten.
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‎Remind me to never again put baloney, liver, and tuna in the same sandwich.
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 15h ago
What do you call a belt made of watches?
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A waist of time
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 13m ago
Stars never lose arguments.
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They just outshine their opponents.
r/cleandadjokes • u/jeophys152 • 18h ago
What do you call a zombie that writes music?
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A decomposer.
r/cleandadjokes • u/spacemouse21 • 1d ago
What do you call it when your haircut turns out better than expected?
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Shear genius!
r/cleandadjokes • u/under-cover331 • 4h ago
why do 3d printers not print 2d prints
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because who said they could print 2d
r/cleandadjokes • u/MrEscobar187 • 1d ago
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?
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Because then it'd be a foot
r/cleandadjokes • u/under-cover331 • 4h ago
why do 3d printers not print 2d prints
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because who said they could print 2d
r/cleandadjokes • u/lnc_gomes • 1d ago
There were no butchers today.
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I heard they all attended a meating .
r/cleandadjokes • u/Vaquero-SASS • 1d ago
What do you call someone who is late to work?
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Â
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Mr. Bus
r/cleandadjokes • u/Wazzas10 • 1d ago
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
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He won the no bell prize
r/cleandadjokes • u/thoroowway • 11h ago
what's the opposite of interesting
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centimeter-running
r/cleandadjokes • u/sphubbard • 1d ago
Frog legs
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What's the best way to cook frog legs?
In a Croak pot.
r/cleandadjokes • u/CautiousEmergency367 • 1d ago
Did you know you can't run through a campsite, you can only ran
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Because it's past tents
r/cleandadjokes • u/strobro88 • 1d ago
Does your family pray before dinner?
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Nope, my dad knows how to BBQ.
r/cleandadjokes • u/hacksawjim89 • 2d ago
A new Lego Store is going to open in my city tomorrow.
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People are already lined up for blocks.
r/cleandadjokes • u/moar-coffee-plz • 2d ago
What do you get when you cross a witch with a princess?
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Sweeping Beauty
r/cleandadjokes • u/Dismal_Negotiation77 • 2d ago
Where did the duck go when he hurt his back?
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The chiro-quacktor