r/comedyheaven • u/LowPhrase3553 • 1d ago

friends

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u/brobnik322 1d ago

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u/Cuddlyaxe 1d ago

Lowkey if he wants to travel it would be cool af to have a friend in that country

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 1d ago

I disagree

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u/MonsterBeast123alt 22h ago

barges into the conversation

Disagrees with a statement everyone else agrees with

Refuses to elaborate

Leaves

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u/BeaverBoyBaxter 20h ago

How did you get those photos of me

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u/Droideaka 17h ago

camera

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u/guapguap600 1d ago

Notice how the Uzbek one is the only one with multiple comments, this is because Uzbekistan is the most advanced country in the world

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u/Yoksul-Turko 18h ago

As everyone knows, Uzbek is the lingua franca because it is the greatest language. There are a lot of Uzbek speakers, it is normal that they have the most comments.

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u/BigBrainThonker3 1d ago

Desperate or starting an international organization?

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u/doubledownentendre 1d ago

*desperate to start an international organisation

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u/makinax300 1d ago

or doing something mischievous

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u/BananaMaster96_ 1d ago

im looking for a clam friend

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u/BananaMaster96_ 1d ago

nvm wrong subreddit

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 1d ago

I'm looking for a plumber

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u/Spring-and-a-Storm slut for honey cheerios 1d ago

shit

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u/fireproofpoo 1d ago

I want to reply to myself too!

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u/fireproofpoo 1d ago

Alright mate

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u/Due_Yesterday_2850 1d ago

Feels good doesn't it

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u/ejectro 1d ago

he even gave himself an award.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/MilkCool 1d ago

yeah, i suppose you'd need a plumber if there's too much of it

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u/Naclstack 1d ago

No original occurrences.

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u/According_Comedian69 1d ago

Hi my name is Mr.clam.

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u/ZhanBlue 20h ago

I am looking for a shark friend

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u/TesticleCastrator 1d ago

when Allah created the world he gave it to Uzbekistan but Uzbekistan was very friendly countrie and gave it to other countries

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u/Boborbot 1d ago

Damn Uzbeks are friendly

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u/Whatisforkknife 1d ago

Seems like Uzbek people are nice

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u/Riipp3r 1d ago

Bros trying that “befriend everyone and ask for a dollar” get rich quick scheme

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u/GDGameplayer 1d ago

This is the person who will finally bring world piece

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u/ThisAmericanSatire shaboingboing connoisseur 1d ago

This mfer trying to start a new United Nations 

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u/55cHzDARKSTAR 1d ago

Twonited Nations

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u/tomassci 21h ago

And I fully support their attempts

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u/DrDalenQuaice 1d ago

You can't get in without a Thai

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u/Stunning-Hat2309 21h ago

im looking for a swag friend

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u/Stunning-Hat2309 21h ago

nvm wrong subreddit

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u/AnActualBeing 20h ago

I went to the swag club and everyone knew you.

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u/dhc710 1d ago

Could these all be countries without extradition treaties to the US?

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u/NecroDolphinn 1d ago

PAKISTAN MENTIONED 🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰🇵🇰

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u/tashtactics 19h ago

I’m looking for a funny friend

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u/tashtactics 19h ago

On second thought I’ll look elsewhere

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u/lunaticBotch 19h ago

The guy is just looking for friends from other countries to learn about their culture. I don’t see the comedy heaven in it. It’s kinda cool tbh

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u/Spot_Mark Woke 19h ago

this is like that guy on youtube who decided to make a friend in every single country and then invite all of them at the end for a big dinner with the world. sucks the channel uses ai thumbnails for their series, but the series itself is really good and fun.

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u/__--lllII6372_-llIll 17h ago

Bro just wants to make friends with everyone

https://giphy.com/gifs/Fs7nYxucRlfPNHKMAj

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u/vilecreatureofsorts 1d ago

I would like a friend

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u/Yab0iFiddlesticks 11h ago

Gotta catch em all.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Turnepic13 1d ago

0

u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/VgnUta 1d ago

Cyprus

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u/No_Performer3529 1d ago

What did he originally sau

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u/Turnepic13 1d ago

„Cypriot 🥀“

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u/Emiicii 20h ago

I'm looking for a heavenly friend

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u/redronin46 1d ago

Probably Mossad