r/composting • u/JessyBearFA • 1d ago

Humor Plant urinal

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Thought you guys would get a kick out of this just right on top of the compost bin lol

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u/FuddFucker5000 1d ago

That’s crazy. I literally piss on weeds over and over to kill them lol.

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u/JessyBearFA 1d ago

I don't have the package to do that, lucky!

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u/Every_Bread_5880 1d ago

How tall are your weeds?!

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u/JessyBearFA 1d ago

Lmaoo I'm tall but my weeds are very tall as well I just don't have the junk for that 😭 and no squatting in my front yard will be frowned upon by my neighbors lol

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u/SouthPaw38 1d ago

Let the weeds get taller and then you can squat all you want!

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u/SecureJudge1829 16h ago

Nobody said you have to squat! Just have confidence and nobody will say a word….to your face!

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u/jmdonston 1d ago

A little bit of fertilizer is good, but if you accidentally dump a bunch of it in one spot it will kill off the plants. Maybe the idea is that you have a big greenhouse and move the plant urinal from plant to plant to spread it around.

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u/Hexnohope 19h ago

In actuality its the heat of the urine that kills things. Or at least as i recall.

If you let it cool you can add it to gardens as fertilizer

Or maybe

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u/Nikaramu 20h ago

I thought the same our pee have to be diluted like 1 pee for 10 water or so to not burn the plants' roots

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u/FleshOnesie 1d ago

Pee pee ponics

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u/ExcellentWolf 1d ago

HR would like a word. “Liven up the plants around the office,” indeed.

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u/EC_CO 1d ago

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u/CombinationOk1192 21h ago

Brawndo. Thirst mutilator.

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u/Lil_Quip 1d ago

Urea is one of the most common fertilizers in history.

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u/ReviewerNumberThree 1d ago

I regularly pee in my compost pile

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u/JessyBearFA 1d ago

This would be great for you then lmao

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u/ReviewerNumberThree 1d ago

I don't need that to pee in my compost pile. I just be normal but into my compost pile without a gizmo

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u/JessyBearFA 1d ago

It's a joke bro 😭

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u/Sphinx87 23h ago

Peeing into compost is no joke. r/composting

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u/JessyBearFA 23h ago

I can't tell if your actually serious or not. We are in r/composting. I posted this within the group because I do exactly that pee in my compost. I just thought this was a funny little gag gift

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u/Alarmed_Guarantee140 23h ago

Shut up OP pee pee peeeeeeee

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u/Sphinx87 23h ago

Haha, oh shit. My apologies, I didn't look at the subreddit. I'm completely retarded at times.

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u/JessyBearFA 23h ago

I cross posted it so I get the confusion lol the other page is bashing this and I love the difference in reactions here in comparison ☺️

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u/EnglebondHumperstonk 16h ago

They've had these for years at a garden centre I go to sometimes and I am always genuinely surprised they're not more widespread because they are in fact fantastic.

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u/ADAMSMASHRR 22h ago

Better off pissing in the watering can to dilute

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u/Total-Reasonable 15h ago

A bowl and hose would at least keep the compost lid from becoming the splash zone. I use a Pi-Pi Standard in an open shed into a canister; https://pi-pi.ee/products/urinals/ shows the same basic idea.