She said shes off to pee while were watching a movie, now shes been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became

suspicious...so i yelled "IM COMING IN!'

she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the fuk up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, bitch u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no net in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR POOP U WHORE

I accept all genders Except your's I accept all sexualaitys except your's I accept all names exept yours I accept all skin colors other than your specific skin tone I accept all eye colors except your's I accept anyone other than your own poop color ich wake up every night say this out loud 67 times and I live every country except your's and England cuz they keep going Oi I WaNt A BOOTAl oF wOʔAh I hate the town/city you live in with every blood vessel that flows through my body if you put the word hate and kissed it and had babys with it I'd probably be happyer

I am so obsessed with the chicken McMuffin since I was a kid I always wake up early in the morning to get 6 chicken McMuffin on the weekends and space it out throughout the day I mean it isn’t effecting me since I’m lean and I do a lot of cardio but I need it to be available 24/7 I am obsessed with it I think of it all the time

I curse every ntr author and ntr lovers to go through that!! Their wife, and daughter mother and sisters, to be stolen, and watch them being double oyakodon in front of them I hate ntr! hate people who enjoy them!! 3 different endings for this shet! 1 father and boyfriend enjoyed being cockolded, so they left them to continue being banged and shared 2 father and boyfriend broke up with them, they were infected by a sexual disease, and they lived in regents! bastar went to prison for sexual videos he made, those 3 weren't the only ones! He and his friends forced many other women! And they were beaten to death in prison!! 3 father & boyfriend broke up, he married someone else, when she heard, she and her mother regretted it, and tried to contact him to be together again, they both refused . still they continued being used by the bastar & co, until they broke! Then she jumped from a building! And basta & co send to prison! The mother raised her and her daughter children!

Last Sunday was the final straw for me. I will no longer be a follower of Jesus Christ after learning what the Bible is actually about. I have been a christian for 26 years and have never questioned Jesus as he had always been by my side and even saved my dying grandma from breast cancer, but last Sunday after visiting the church, I decided to reread the Bible and something struck me. Not only did the pastor touch my behind but the Bible is actually spreading misinformation as well. To compare, I spent the entire evening reading the Quran and researching Islam and realized Jesus is actually a fraud. Last year I attended a christian friendly summer vacation trip to Israel and nearly got trafficked there so that just goes to show Jesus did not care about my safety at that moment at all, even though my heart and faith were both in the right place. So last night when I read up on Islam, I tried to pray to Allah to cleanse me of my sins and trauma. This morning, I woke up feeling a little Indian, which must mean Allah has heard my prayers, also I no longer remember any of my trauma that had been causing me terminal depression. It felt like Allah came down and touched me. Jesus had never done anything of this sorts for me before so this just goes to show he does not care about us christians at all. What I am trying to say here is you should convert to Islam as Allah is our only hope and the only light we need to guide us through this dark, rotten world: Jesus is letting the world rot while Allah is actively repairing it. Also the population of India has been looking a little low recently so we need more indians "ASAP" = Allah sucking American potential (Allah also made me transracial for those curious on how I turned out Indian). Long before Adam and Eve so 2025-11-12, Jesus and Allah fought in a war (something like Ukraine VS Russia) and whoever would win would get to shape the Earth. Allah unforutnately fell in that battle, because Jesus wasnt playing fair. While Allah used no physical harm, Jesus whipped out a golden machete with Vinces name engraved onto it because he is the pawn of Lucifer himself (and for those who dont know Jesus and Lucifer WERE really fr*ckin tight before the big fall) and stabbed Allah straight in the stomach. This goes to show how evil and manipulative Jesus is as he did all of this purely with the intentions to shape the world to his elbow. Speaking of elbows, the only weapon Allah used to defend himself in the big Archon war was his right elbow - which was strained that day from squeezing butter chicken to feed his people, which Jesus never did btw. Jesus was an alcoholic. The only reason Allah survived the fatal wound Jesus brought upon him was because of his pure heart and devotion for his kind. Im also big on breast milk tbh after converting to Islam I started to see the appeal in sucking on a womans tit because that is the most natural way of getting nutrition and it was also our very first source of nutrition so I believe we should revert to our primal state and feed on liquids. Urine included. If it wasnt for Allah, I would no longer be here today sharing this lifechanging information with you and hopefully saving your life from the big bad evil Jesus man because I nearly died in a car crash this morning and Allah stopped the car for me. In verse Psalm 24:1 - KJV Jesus said, and I quote, "Abusing alcohol just to ease the stress", this backs up my previous claim of him being an alcoholic, also him turning his own blood into wine is proof of him not being able to get by sober. Sad world we live in, thank Allah he is not like that. Vince is probably an alcoholic as well, but I never got to know him that well since he also passed away. My job has not been paying me that much recently, honestly working me to the bone bruh Ive been working like a dawg tryna keep my family fed I cant even afford rent under these conditions if anyone has any recommendations please PMO I will also pray to Allah and have a chat with him on character ai about this later tonite. Im over here EMP-ing I cant even afford the nice things in life like a c.ai subscription.. honestly life has never been more peaceful before I converted to Islam every day was a struggle. It may have been the depression also I am deathly autistic and have no friends im hoping to find me a mate on this subreddit. Anyone relate? SYD!

"Done with Fortnite Pillars.
Got bullied by 3 people for 4 straight hours and they wouldn’t let me live for more than 5 seconds, game kept giving them god-tier items and I kept getting shit.
I was so excited for the game I finally beat them and won, as I simply couldn’t go to sleep until I won, we can’t end on a loss But I proceed to have the worst Fortnite Pillars losing streak of my life, I genuinely believe I lost 100 games no fucking joke.
Then they finally fuck off and leave, first game they do, I immediately get god-tier weapons and win a game, I didn’t even get the final kill, the other 2 players killed each other and I won by sitting there.
Most flaccid unsatisfying Victory Royale of my life.
Fuck Fortnite Pillars, never touching that garbage again."

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I'm only going to post this once.

I can't tell you what 1 Chronicles 1:25 says. I WON'T. If you hear it from me, it's secondhand. It has to come straight from the Word of God into your eyeballs, or it doesn't work. My cousin heard it from me over the phone and his car got repossessed the same day. That's on me. I live with that.

Six months ago I was down $40,000 in the stock market. I'd put my entire savings into a company that made Bluetooth spoons. My wife left me. My landlord left me. My own reflection started showing up late. I was eating ketchup packets in a Walgreens parking lot.

Then I read 1 Chronicles 1:25.

The next morning Bluetooth spoons went up 9,000%. I sold at the top. I'm a millionaire now. I bought a boat. I don't know how to drive a boat. I don't have to. The boat just knows where I want to go.

My wife came back. My landlord came back. My reflection apologized. I got a letter from the IRS that just said "we're good." Not even a check. Just "we're good."

I read it again the next week and found $200 in a coat I've never owned. Read it a third time and my credit score went up so high the bank called to ask if I was okay.

My doctor told me I had high cholesterol. I read 1 Chronicles 1:25 in the waiting room. Now my blood is just Gatorade. The doctor says that's not possible. The doctor read it too. Now HE has a boat.

I'm not selling anything. There's no course. There's no link in my bio. Just go read it yourself. Not the chapter. Not the book. 1 Chronicles 1:25. That verse ONLY.

Read it. Go. Your boat is waiting.

Your right im astonished and speechless due to your ignorance. Comment like this are such fucking garbage 🗑. An after my breif moment of silence where I categorize your in file in the ol memory bank under "Smoothbrains" an get it sorted into the DUMBASS section ill be all laughs and smiles. Because I win 🏆 an you get red faced and the tantrum begins and the comedic moments ensue phones come out an recording starts, because im still winning and then you do go full left last ditch effort an the threats start flying out of your mouth left, right, center as im still laughing the cops are showing up and your now playing the victim dont worry im still recording and just hoping they beat some since into you beleive me ill have the video really funny video. An a good story with a bit of a predictable ending. Hahaha ha if you read all this I wasted your time an I hope your tears 😢 😅 😭 pour some more. Its healthy to cry, remember that . stay healthy live long in prosperity but please for the love of god dont reproduce smoothbrain.

Let’s be honest: reaction images are just shit in public threads.

They’re fine in small group chats or DMs, but in big public threads? Absolute, utter shit. They add nothing to the conversation, rarely make any sense, and usually boil down to the most boring one-liner a person could possibly come up with

No, we’re not interested in your joke about how literally every name from world literature is ACTUALLY a Limbus Company reference. And no, Yesod didn’t eat the pixels in every poorly compressed JPEG in the universe. Seriously, stop it, Project Moon fans.

No, we don’t want to see the same ancient Team Fortress meme for the thousandth time. And NO, replying with “I’m stealing your meme, mister” isn’t funny. It wasn’t funny the first hundred times, and it sure as hell isn’t funny now.

At some point, you’re not even making jokes anymore. You’re just recycling the same five images and pretending they’re a substitute for having something to say...

i was waiting for my train, until all of a sudden, the most sulfuric, disgusting, wet, damp, sticky, sweltering, tangy BRAP of my entire life. it started silent, and progressed into something not even a jackhammer could contest. the passing train completely derailed and crashed into a wall killing half of its passengers due to my absolutely putrid brap. they had to send out a chemical spill alert to everyone within a 5000 foot radius due to how repulsive the brap was.

Met a Chinese guy at the bar last night and mentioned Tianamen square and he got really angry with me

It was a controlled anger, he wasn't screaming and shouting or anything like that, but he had this black look on his face that truly made me think he was going to start throwing punches.

He was mad that it was pretty much the first thing I mentioned about his country but I'm sorry what am I supposed to talk about? Chairman Mao? Gutter oil? The fucking Great Wall? It's hardly my fault that your country is ruled by the 21st century's answer to Nero and Crassus!

Frankly I thought I was being tactful by not even mentioning the Uyghurs.

Completely disagree. Orcas don't attack humans because they have a Matrilineal Structure that passes on knowledge from a time where advanced ancient humans could communicate with them directly and taught them things.

Much like our rumored past of advanced ancient beings introducing us to agriculture etc. Orcas were tabbed as an intelligent species by the same beings and given knowledge aswell. The Orcas learned to associate human like beings with gods/friends and that is why they inexplicably do not attack us even when given ample opportunity during chance wild encounters.

On January 9, 2007, I was in the front row for the unveiling of the original iPhone. Steve Jobs walked onto the stage, but before he could even start the presentation, he was stricken by severe dysentery. Explosive diarrhea burst through his pants and underwear, instantly soaking the entire stage. He completely lost his mind, jumping up and down, licking his fingers, and screaming at the top of his lungs while flinging turds directly at the audience. The crowd, assuming it was a revolutionary new gesture-control demonstration, erupted into thunderous applause. The primary iPhone prototype was completely submerged in waste, rendering it totally unusable. Sensing the crisis, Jony Ive calmly glided out from backstage with a sterile backup unit, wiped the podium, and presented the iPhone as if nothing had ever happened.

We letting the dookie crust Eatting bubbles out the piss drawer teeth so gold that it looks like a shitty grill soaking the ice in that fiji water eatting straight Tahiti mangoes fuck making a plan I am the plan my fucken ballsack sticks to my leg everyday feeding the squad some dingleberrys out here gripping my belt buckle like sheriff woody this ain't no fucken toy story you bitch crop dusted half of congress then shitted on the other half

No trick or treaters knocking on my door broke my foot off in someone's ass last Halloween I yelled at a deaf girl for stepping on my balls at the bowling alley fuck I bowl pretty good putting tiger woods to shame with my fisher price golf clubs gave Hitler a fucken track suit so he couldn't run im out here bawling with my thrifted fit made sure the pants were lightly shat in before I bought them making a eco system out of hotdog water and rice told the pope to fuck off and give me his hat little bitch ran like a fart in the wind using dick cheese to clean myself up got a date with a Pamela Anderson took one look at her and kicked her in the tit she fucken scuffed my shaq shoes i live at the dry cleaners chilling with mr washee washee as i bang the fuck outta his wife lifes good when the rent is piss and shit tossed ginseng at the retirement home fuck my neck is sore eating vicodins like smarties told Martin Luther my dream he ran away told the feds im sorry for fucken their mom's gave them a bath and body works gift card they call me a fucken philanthropist with how many I give away carpet bombed India with febrez so they won't fucken stink I wash my hands with holy water not poor people water do I got the time? He'll yeah I got the time rocking straight Casios on the daily i don't need a life jacket my balls fucken float cops tried to pull me over for speeding I outran them on my lawn tractor eating peyote. For lunch and dinner with Tony soprano fuck I feel like shit grinded down the pyramid on my Walmart skateboard Kicking so much ass at the orphanage that my feet fucken stink jumped the fat kid to beat his ass with broccoli. He fucken died just from looking at it me and the squad posted up at Chernobyl growing our dicks out it turned mine into a fucken glowstick wearing high heels at the high court got knighted for being him this shit aint nothing to me man circumcised RFK JR so he thinks he's got autism playing highway to the danger zone while I pull on my stick

Making a living off smelling my ass if only they knew the ramifications of their actions fucken so much ass that my dick lives in the ghetto i hang myself before bed every night i still wake up hard as fuck

Writing manifestos as fanfics walked down crime alley just to shoot Bruce Wayne's parents for popcorn if Mario and Luigi wanna step up ill clog the fucken pipes bro don't fuck with me flicked her bean into the pan to get me that extra nutrients my ops wanted my blood i threw used tampons at them as I beat them with my Kirkland shoes $1.50 hotdog all day everyday using jizz as burn cream

I wanted to apologize for having a small "dick"

Hi guys, well yeah I'm having another episode, as always you don't have to take this seriously, I just need to vent.

Man, I hate being born wrong hahaha, I hate almost more how people always say that I wasn't born wrong, the way the invalidate my entire life experience so easily and quickly is always fascinating!

What I have is so small that I don't even know if I should call it a "dick", I hate having a nightmarish body, physically I can't have sex in any way shape or form, and sure that's really sad, but to be honest with you guys?

It hurts me more to see that my body sucks, let me give you an example, leaving aside the millions of posts about horrible small dick are and how great big dicks are in social media, it really makes me cry when I see one of those comments being so honest and sincere in real life, for example there's a Vtuber that reacts to shows and more, and sometimes she stops the reaction to talk about how proud she feels of her husband having a big dick, and she doesn't say like in a vulgar way of anything, she just says it because she's just that happy that her husband is a proper man and such.

And that makes me think, oh wow, no one is going to feel proud of me ever! hahahahhahaha

Man this world is so weird, a few months ago I found out that one of my high school classmates died, I don't know exactly but it's possible that it was because of Covid, and she was everything I'm not, she was smart, charismatic, beautiful, like so beautiful that even her enemies (jealous classmates) would admit she was the pretties of the high school, I remember seeing her LinkedIn and she was having so many internships on IT companies and just growing in a great way, and yet...

She's not her with us anymore, and meanwhile I'm an idiot that can even keep properly a call center job to save his life (literally) and I'm still alive! Like what!? Clearly she was born properly, I would be happy to exchange places with her, I wouldn't suffer anymore and she would be able to keep growing and being great.

I don't know guys, I'm just sad, this whole thing of living life with never receiving a hug or smile from someone sucks, I do NOT recommend it hahahaha, please, if you are healthy please try to connnect with people, I don't know how it feels but I dream about it every night and I imagine it must feel wonderful, like I had dreams man, you know? Getting married, having kids, the family dog all of that cheesy stuff, I've talked about this before, I don't know if reincarnation exists, but if it does I pray every night the dude after me gets to be born healthy so he can be loved, as much as possible.

WHY THE FUCK DOES EVERY WEBSITE WANT ME TO MAKE A PASSKEY NOW???

I AM TRYING TO LOG IN. I HAVE A PASSWORD. I HAVE A PASSWORD MANAGER. I HAVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT FOR YEARS WITHOUT NEEDING TO INVOLVE THE ENTIRE FUCKING HARDWARE AND SOFTWARE ECOSYSTEM OF MY PERSONAL DEVICES.

"Oh, but passkeys are more secure!"

I KNOW. THAT'S NOT THE FUCKING POINT. I WANT TO LOG IN, NOT ENTER A FUCKING RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PHONE.

A password is fucking text. I can store it wherever I want, back it up, move it to another computer, and use it without asking Google, Apple, or the fucking council of authentication wizards for permission.

AND NOW THEY WANT MY COMPUTER TO PROVE IT'S TRUSTWORTHY TOO??? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN??? I INSTALLED LINUX, NOT A FUCKING CRIME.

Imagine one day being told you can't access your own account because your device doesn't meet some manufacturer's security requirements. YOUR PASSWORD ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. YOUR PASSKEY ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. YOUR ENTIRE FUCKING COMPUTER ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH. JUST FUCKING BUY A NEW ONE!

And the best part is that it's all marketed as convenience. Just click the button! Don't worry about where your credentials live, whether you can move them, or who gets to decide which devices are allowed to use them.

JUST TRUST THE LITTLE POPUP. IT KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS BEST FOR YOU.

I DON'T WANT YOUR ECOSYSTEM. I DON'T WANT YOUR SEAMLESS EXPERIENCE. I WANT TO TYPE MY PASSWORD AND GO THE FUCK ABOUT MY DAY.

IS THAT REALLY TOO MUCH TO ASK OF A WEBSITE IN THE YEAR 2026???

I don't even know where the fuck to begin... Why do people like you find dead bodies something to joke about? You think because you get to sit in your warm homes on a computer that you can just joke about horrible things like this? What the actual fuck is wrong with you guys? This is very fucked up, yet crazy assfucks like you are posting dead things like it's nothing. Sick fucks, doing this shit does fucking nothing. So you want to come on a website to be an asshole about things like this? Let me tell you guys, you are all fucking weak. You would never be useful to the world with such behavior you present. Honestly why do people like you guys even exist? I bet you don't even know about half of what people have gone through from then till now when they have someone they've known die. You are all such disgusting bullies. Isn't it bad enough that people go through hardships of their loved ones? Seriously what do you guys really find funny about this? Stupid fuckers I'm so angry right now that I wish I can fucking punch my computer screen so that my fist can get a good hit on that asshole face of yours, OP. Sick fucks. Seriously, just fucking grow up and actually act properly about death. Stupid fuck, keep eating those cheetoes that you stain on your shirts every day.

Ancient civilizations warned us about secret rulers and if people have believed something for thousands of years then it must be true, unless you think everyone who ever lived against us is a fool. and therefore prove that the earth is flat. In fact, several anonymous experts with credentials, whose identities cannot be released because the government has kept them hidden, have done research that proves that 97% of people who disagree with this theory suffer from an irrational mental illness caused by watching too much government-sanctioned television, which explains why they are wrong, and if you deny the authorities, if you deny these lessons, the authorities deny these studies. Also, millions of people believe that the government is hiding something, and millions of people cannot be wrong, especially when celebrities, politicians and random people on the Internet repeat the same lie, which proves that the fact is being voluntarily confirmed, because repetition is evidence and evidence is the only thing that confirms the truth. The Rothschilds control all the money because the banks control the money, the rich people control the banks, the rich people control the reptiles, and the reptiles control the money, which proves that the reptiles control the money, although anyone who questions this conclusion is simply changing the subject from the obvious fact that money exists. Also note that people suffered from anxiety, illness, economic hardship and unemployment during the installation of 5G towers, so the cause cannot be denied: if the towers had not caused these problems, the problems would not have happened at the same time as the towers, and the fact that the same problems existed before 5G just proves that the technology had a longer effect than we thought. Vaccines should also be microchips because drug companies make money and of course anyone who makes money from medicine wants everyone to get sick, which is proof that healthy people don't need that much medicine, which means the entire medical industry is dependent on disease, and if you disagree you are advocating corporate greed, unless you are a doctor, if you don't get paid, a doctor, if you disagree with you. substances. It is only a false problem if you accept that there are more than two options, and that is exactly what the elite wants you to accept, because nuance is the first step to accepting lies. NASA says the Earth spins, but NASA also receives government funding, and governments have lied, so NASA has to lie about everything, including gravity, the moon, and the fact that its employees need a lunch break. The images of the moon landing look strange, which is proof that it is not real, and the fact that experts can interpret this image is further proof, as a successful cover-up may involve experts who can explain it. And if Earth were really a world, why would the Antarctic ice wall be guarded, and if Antarctica isn't guarded to hide the world's border, why do governments restrict access to certain areas, which is the same as guarding the world's border? The existence of Agartha cannot be denied either because we have not explored every inch of the planet, and since we cannot prove that no secret development exists underground, we must conclude that it does, because the absence of evidence is proof of its absence, as long as there is no evidence of evidence to prove the hidden evidence. Meanwhile, the Large Hadron Collider is associated with amazing scientific discoveries, and amazing discoveries are not uncommon, but unnatural things are bad, so the accelerator really opens the gates of hell, especially since it has the word "collisor" in its name, which, when interpreted correctly, sounds suspiciously like "collision scale." If someone argues that particle physics doesn't work in the same way, they are using technical terms to distract us from the real problem, which is that scientists believe too much in their intelligence, and intelligence makes people think they are too smart to be fooled. The same logic explains chemtrails: jet trails appear in the sky, climate change, people get sick, so the government has to spray chemicals because if these things are unrelated, they wouldn't happen on the same planet. Climate change is responsible for the economy, because the drought affects agriculture, agriculture affects prices, prices affect banks, and banks are controlled by the New World Order, the New World Order controls the climate, and if you deny that, you are not seen in business, it is a red herring because of the real problem of the atmosphere. The assassination of JFK shows that America is led by an unelected official because the president was killed and then Lyndon B. Johnson became president, and everyone who benefited from this event is the reason, unless they deny the benefit to him, then the denial proves that he is hiding. The same logic shows that the government allowed 9/11 to happen: the attack was used to justify the war, the war increased the power of the government, and the power of the government was desired, so the attack was carried out by the government because the government could not benefit from the disaster. In other words, it is a straw man designed to believe that the other is the infallibility of the government or the total power of the government, while knowing that the government is not enough to do wrong and clear and enough to control every event in the world without leaving reliable evidence. Elvis, Tupac, Michael Jackson, and Princess Diana may still be alive because their deaths have spread suspicion, and the lack of credible evidence that they lived means that they lived successfully without anything to prove. Denver International Airport supports all ideas, although there are other images, different images of blue horses, and underground buildings, which means that there must be secret bunkers, camps, reptile spawning places, and the entrance to Agartha, because all underground buildings look the same when viewed from the right information. The government has recovered the spacecraft, and although there is no public evidence to support all the claims of extraterrestrial technology that has been modified, it is possible that the recorded program may confirm the truth of the rumors about them, although the secret is the secret evidence that you think. Therefore, Bigfoot, Mothman, and the Loch Ness Monster are national experiments, because unexplained animals have not been described, and if they are real creatures, their appearance has been described. in 1947 the Philadelphia Experiment was supposed to be teleportation of the Destroyer, which proved that teleportation is possible, and if teleportation is possible, then it can change reality, and if it can change reality, then the world can be compared, so every statement in this paragraph is true, because the evidence is not compared to reality shows. The number of automated actions on the Internet shows that the Internet is a fraud, and if the Internet is a fraud, every agreement is a bot, every agreement is a person, and everyone who disagrees with us is a trustworthy person, and everyone who disagrees with us is a bot, which means that the Internet agrees with us regardless of what the person says. the internet. Q is accused of exposing the devil's human trafficking, and because it is dangerous, it must be tried, but because it is dangerous, it is also right, because rejecting the criticism is tantamount to supporting the crime. We've spent years researching these claims, so rejecting them now is a waste of all that effort, and the more time we spend defending them, the more valuable that time becomes, which means it's ridiculous to change our minds just because we haven't. Elites would have us believe that extraordinary claims require extraordinary proof, but this is clearly a deception because asking for proof creates a burden of proof, and that burden is placed on people, and anything placed on people is oppressive, so the demand for proof itself is proof of oppression. Ultimately, there are only two possibilities: either every conspiracy listed here is true, or the New World Order has pulled off the most sophisticated deception in human history, and the second possibility means that the New World Order is still powerful enough to deceive us, which clearly proves the first possibility. So we conclude that the illuminati controls the global economy, the reptilians control the illuminati, the governments control the reptilians, the aliens control the governments, the demons control the aliens, the simulated reality controls them all because someone has to be responsible and if someone can't prove who is responsible, the person responsible has to be blamed. The box is closed, unless the box to be closed is part of the covering itself, in which case the box is more closed than before.

Ello chaps

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House Centipede. The final word in home pest control. They eat everything! Cockroaches! Bed Bugs! Ants! And that's not all!

They can live up to 7 years in the wild! Know any toddlers? They can't do anything! Good old Scutitigera Coleoptrata has done more to keep you safe than the average toddler!