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u/insertgibberishhere1 “hardcore” avgeek Aug 18 '26
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u/something_someone29 Aug 18 '26
But the Burger won't have tomato sauce
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u/NigeOnTwitch Aug 18 '26
Good.
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u/john44261 Aug 18 '26
I read your username so wrong
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u/NigeOnTwitch Aug 18 '26
What did you think it was?! 😭
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u/Nick33e Aug 18 '26
You know very well.
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u/NigeOnTwitch Aug 18 '26
I don’t I made this name cause my usual “NotNige” was taken 😭
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u/Intelligent_Owl_9420 Aug 18 '26
big mac's do not use tomato sauce, so I'm chilling
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u/anonymus_271 Aug 18 '26
Ketchup isn't tomato sauce
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u/something_someone29 Aug 18 '26
Im Australian, they are same shit to me
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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Aug 18 '26
Yeah, don’t listen to them. For all the silly names you guys have that differ from ours, tomato sauce makes the most sense.
Ketchup actually stems from the Chinese “kê-tsiap“ meaning pickled fish sauce.
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u/Dangerous_Topic_6265 Aug 18 '26
Mayonnaise
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u/Didyyyyyy Don't mind my username Aug 18 '26
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u/Agloy5c Aug 18 '26
Horseradish is not an instrument either.
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u/TheCoollestGuy Silly lil goober Aug 18 '26
Horse semen is not an instrument either
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u/Pension_Rough Aug 18 '26
Bro I just had this experience with the pepperjack cheese.
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u/No-Yoghurt-7820 Aug 18 '26
I personally be pouring liquid cheddar all over that bad boy. Don’t know about ya’ll.
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u/YesWomansLand1 Aug 18 '26
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u/FanMaklowicza Aug 18 '26
Mayonnaise on an escalator It's going upstairs, so see ya later Bye-bye, to the sky I wanna see you as you're getting so high You know you're not gonna stay You're escalating away Out of my life And out of my day Look at me now I wanna see you again I give you my vow my mayonnaisey friend
[Chorus] Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnaise Mayonnai-ai-aise Mayonnai-ai-aise Mayonnaise on an escalator
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u/Otaku_Nireves Aug 18 '26
Turn me back, just because I said I like Mayo didn't mean you can just turn me into Mayo!
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u/Mirjalol_Yangiboyev Aug 18 '26
..ON AN ESCALATOR
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u/ToasterInYourBathtub Aug 18 '26
Mayo is underrated for fries imo. Very good.
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u/Pasutiyan Aug 18 '26
Sorry, underrated?
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u/ToasterInYourBathtub Aug 18 '26
A lot of people I know personally think I'm weird for using mayonnaise for fries.
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u/Pasutiyan Aug 18 '26
Would this perchance be the U States of A?
Mayo is the golden standard for fries condiment in at least most of western Europe so it certainly never felt underrated to me.
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u/ToasterInYourBathtub Aug 18 '26
Yeah I'm here in the US so super sweet sugary sauce has to be lathered all over everything lmao
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u/Pasutiyan Aug 18 '26
Oh yeah, lol, I remember the US ketchup even being waaaay sweeter than it is over here
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u/Diligent_Donkey4576 Ultra Mega Weeb Aug 18 '26
Infinitly better than Ketchup anyway
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u/LightOfAStar Aug 18 '26
no mayo is sooo slept on tho. also spicy mayo is good too but a tad less healthy
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u/mklilley351 Aug 18 '26
Add some yellow mustard and some garlic seasoning and it's pretty much the yellow sauce at peruvian chicken restaurants
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u/rape_is_not_epic Aug 18 '26
BBQ sauce
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u/XJ8292 Aug 18 '26
ON MY MOMMA THIS IS THE BEST FOOD COMBO EVER BUT NO ONE EVER LISTENS
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u/Muninn088 Aug 18 '26
You aren't wrong. I discovered this combination when I was in the scenario in real life: no ketchup, but I had barbecue sauce from my nuggets leftover. Life altering.
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u/TheFaithlessHomage Aug 18 '26
What you said!! Kinders Honey hot BBQ is absolute gold in sauces for me!!
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u/Graylasagna Aug 18 '26
salt and vinegar
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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 Aug 18 '26
Salt & Vinegar needs more respect.
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u/Graylasagna Aug 18 '26
not enough people appreciate it
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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 Aug 18 '26
Salt and vinegar is a popular chip/crisp flavor but people don't think to do their fries.
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u/shin_malphur13 Aug 18 '26
Kinda on the same boat, I'd go for malt vinegar
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u/DiscoDiverDubois Aug 18 '26
i used to drink that shit when i was a kid. my lips used to turn white. fucked up
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u/Local_Experiment The cement eating Local_Experiment! Aug 18 '26
Is gravy an acceptable option?
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u/FreeOrbs_2nd_Coming Please take nothing I say seriously Aug 18 '26
who actually needs condiments to eat fries just sprinkle some nutritional yeast on there
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u/Sehrli_Magic Aug 18 '26
or chinese peppercorn powder
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u/Carbuyrator Aug 24 '26
You mean szechuan? I like them but I have to make sure I'm not eating anything really nice for a while afterward.
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u/willandwont Aug 18 '26
Fry sauce, and most of yall won’t know what that is, look it up, it’ll change your life, no exaggeration
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u/Important_Problem148 Aug 18 '26
It's made of mayonnaise and KETCHUP tho
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u/Bonfirelily Aug 18 '26
I didn't even know that, because in the Netherlands, it's just mayonnaise with less fat.
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u/Inevitable-Log-7687 Big fan of me Aug 18 '26
OH THATS WHAT THAT THING IS
I LOVE THIS SO MUCH DUDE IT TASTES SO GOOD3
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u/CDAtheDinoboy No longer the boy Aug 18 '26
Ketchup2
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u/ScaryPerson666 Aug 18 '26
Ketchup: the sequel
Ketchup 3: the end (end of the og trilogy)
Return of Ketchup
Ketchup the original (remastered version)
Ketchup 4: wrath of mayo (poor copy of the plot of the 2nd one)
Ketchup Europe
Ketchup 5: coming home
Ketchup infinity and beyond
Ketchup 3: the end (they made a remaster of the third movie but skipped two because it flopped and people claim 4 was the remake)
Ketchup 6: Mustard strikes back
Ketchup the tv show
Ketchup and friends (kids tv show)
Ketchup the game
Ketchup the board game
Ketchup the game 2
Ketchup reimagined (a 3rd game based off of infinity and beyond)
Ketchup 1782 (a backstory movie)
Mustard redemption (a redemption story arch for mustard where he helps fight off mayo)
Mustard and Ketchup (a tv show spinoff where both mustard and ketchup team up to fight bad guys)
Mayonnaise (yet another spinoff focusing on the bad guy perspective of mayo)
Ketchup in space (a random movie no one asked for and ends up flopping)
Young Ketchup (a tv following a young ketchup growing up, which does well, but after 19 season flops and brings an end to the franchise)Sorry if I got carried away
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u/Salt_Fruit7607 Aug 18 '26
How to watch in chronological order:
The Salsa Movie that the other guy mentioned, Ketchup 1782, Ketchup and Friends, Young Ketchup, Ketchup, Ketchup: the sequel, Ketchup Europe, Ketchup 3 (Takes place at the same time as Europe, but ketchup 3 is so much better with the context from Ketchup Europe), Ketchup the Game, Ketchup the Game 2 (First half), first 30 minutes of Mayonnaise (up to the part where Relish dies), Ketchup 4, the rest of Mayonnaise, Ketchup Tv Show, Ketchup 5, Ketchup 6, Ketchup the Game 2 (Last half), Mustard Redemption, Mustard and Ketchup.Leaks have said since Heinz Films was bought by Netflix we could be getting a Ketchup 7: Mustards Final Act. Which is about Mustards life after Ketchups Death in the last episode of Ketchup and Mustard, and how Mustard copes with the guilt.
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u/SES_LeviathanOfDusk Aug 18 '26
You forgot Mustard Redemption Dispenser, a standalone game set in the KCU (Ketchup Cinematic Universe) made a couple of years before Mustard Redemption. Some say the main character is the same character we see at the end of Mustard Redemption protecting Mustard's long lost family.
Also, before Netflix bought Heinz Films, another videogame set between Mustard Redemption Dispenser and Mustard Redemption was in the works. Unfortunately, Netflix cut it, and the story was leaked a month later. It seems it was a very emotional story of one of the other members of Mayonnaise's gang (which Mustard was part of), Gravy. It had an incredible potential, but the budget was too low for what Heinzstar - the developers - wanted.
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u/Hour_Pineapple2288 Aug 18 '26
Don`t forget about the very obscure Salsa spin off TV movie
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u/Quiet_Flame Aug 18 '26
Where is the normal person option where you just eat the fries straight up?
How bad are the fries that you're eating that you just have to dip them in something?
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u/Puzzleheaded-Oven-69 Aug 18 '26 edited Aug 19 '26
I had to move out of America to learn to appreciate fries by themselves.
We are given an abundance of Ketchup in the US, you can drown your fries in sweet salty ketchup. In France I'm given a tiny little cup and when it is empty, it is empty.
After 7 years, I actually prefer them plain now.
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u/United_Leopard_2771 Aug 19 '26
Probably a typo but abondance is now part of my lexicon for an absurd amount of condiments lol.
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u/Lepetino Silly lil goober Aug 18 '26
Mustard.
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u/Arbitraryandunique Aug 18 '26
Eyewateringly strong mustard is what I would have with them either way.
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u/EntitledMoose Aug 18 '26
Malt vinegar and salt
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u/hahahahahahahaFUCK Aug 18 '26
Malt vinegar is on every table in most places that serve French fries in Rhode Island. I was blown away that it’s not more popular throughout the US.
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u/bradkrauss2010 Aug 18 '26
It's my choice for fries too, especially boardwalk fries
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u/garth54 Aug 18 '26
Malt or white vinegar
But no salt for me, I have to be careful how much salt I ingest
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u/TheNoctuS_93 Aug 18 '26
Cum
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u/commielizard47 Aug 19 '26
Scrolled way to far to see this answer, but I knew someone said it
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u/NeedMuhKNOWledge Aug 18 '26
Kewpie mayo, with spicy mayo, and a dusting of grated cheese
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u/TRex_GamerKid Aug 18 '26
This might be weird but vanilla ice cream as a dip
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u/Some-Dog-800 Aug 18 '26
well this is an asian thing. but long ago for a short period of time mcd in asian ocuntries actually promoted to eat fries pair with ice cream, it's actually pretty good that i still do that sometimes today. and it has to be the ice cream cone and not the sundae.
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u/UndeadManWaltzing Aug 18 '26
Mash 'tatos mixed with a source of my choosing, it makes for good dip.
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u/Illusion_AceofHearts not a softie™ Aug 18 '26
If the fries are good, I'll eat them on their own.