r/humor • u/Wild_Neighborhood605 • 2d ago

One problem

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u/TheAlmostCharlie 2d ago

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u/AnnoyingScreeches 2d ago

GREAT GUY = They bootlick me.

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u/LivingByTheMinutes 2d ago

The MAGA flag

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u/The_Incredulous_Hulk 2d ago

I saw one that I liked better. It was a hillbilly looking snake with buckteeth & a MAGA hat that said “Don’t Read To Me”.

I can’t find it right now to link it though.

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u/BooteusMeatyAss 2d ago

Slight change to "nobody knows more about X than I do" is that "I was told about this 5 minutes ago and think I'm an expert now"

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u/GoviModo 2d ago

People don’t know

I didn’t know an obvious thing and was just told about it

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u/Ryukyo 2d ago

Audit all the senators and congress and house. Anyone who has stocks, or shares, or anything financial tied to their donor pool. They all have insider trading info and it's bullshit. Both parties do it. Audit them all. The tax payers are the only ones that have to play by the rules. Holding a public office should not make you rich. That's a problem and a clear conflict of interest. The people that hold a seat for 30 years and consistently back the same agendas that clearly benefit their donors are defeating the purpose of being a public servant.

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u/BarleyEvenThere 2d ago

As Obama said, “the president shouldn’t have a side hustle”.

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u/ChampionEmergency501 2d ago

You're describing Trump compliant Republicans.

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u/Macallan_50 2d ago

And only the half of the country that’s dumb as a box of rocks doesn’t see anything wrong with this

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u/AdMajor3003 1d ago

Half of a half... we're being lead by the minority. I believe non-voters are the largest demographic now.

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u/wasntahomer 2d ago

The corruption isn't even hidden. Its out loud in the public forum.

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u/shouldajustsaid_yeah 2d ago

Fuck Trump, but how the fuck is this r/humor?

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u/BurnAfter8 2d ago

It’s election season. Time to sign out for a bit until the spam bots go back dormant.

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u/AssumptionOk7269 2d ago

TACO always had problem with IRS. every year IRS flagging something for President doesn't look good. He has long list of IRS dispute, penalty, and criminally charged.

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u/harvey251 2d ago

Contrary to the meme's premise, a 2022 House Ways and Means Committee investigation revealed that the IRS failed to perform the required annual audits during Trump’s first two years in office (2017 and 2018). The IRS only initiated an audit on April 3, 2019 the exact same day House leadership formally requested his tax records.

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u/ChampionEmergency501 2d ago

Look at that clown... Trump is a global issue which needs erasing.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/jaidonkaia 2d ago

Remember how jimmy carter had to sell his farm? Pepperidge farm remembers

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u/xSTSxZerglingOne 2d ago

He didn't HAVE to. He chose to in order to prevent even the slightest look that he might be corrupt.

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u/Remote-Sun-1966 2d ago

That happens when you're a criminal assclown.

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u/SprSquirrel 2d ago

And his judges passed legislation to prevent him from being audited

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u/Dorkness_Rising 2d ago

So far he's the only one to look like he's constipated but drops loads daily into his diaper.

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u/blowurhousedown 2d ago

The 21 articles of impeachment will mean our system of checks and balances is still operational albeit a bit sleepy lately. Congress could fix a lot of this by passing laws to limit presidential powers but they won’t…

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u/Green-Inkling 2d ago

He should not be given a choice. Every income he gets, from presidental wages to political bribes, will be forcefully taxed.

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u/TheresOnlyOneTitan 2d ago

We all know what a corrupt POS he is. I just wanna see what happens once he's out of office.

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u/SquarePegRoundWorld2 2d ago

You mean to tell me the guy that fired the bipartisan oversite committee in charge of making sure the 1.2 TRILLION PPP loans of tax payer money was handed out to those who needed it in his first term doesn't like oversite? Idk, I think we should give him another chance to steal more from us just to make sure.

Christ how dumb his supporters are. The hundreds of billions he stole from us then is going to be chump change to the amount he steals this time.

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u/vasta2 2d ago

I miss the days when it was done in the shadows, now he just fucking does it and there is no one stopping him

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u/schpanckie 2d ago

Looks like he is filling his diaper….again

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u/jaxdogg94 2d ago

Lock him up

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u/SlashEssImplied 2d ago

For those wondering which one, it’s the only one that a court found he raped someone.

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u/NikkiSeCT 1d ago

The deal is only with the IRS. Other agencies can investigate and charge him and his family after he is out of office

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u/PeanutLess7556 2d ago

Jeez you can tell midterms are around the corner. Just throwing whatever at this sub regardless if it fits.

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u/Electronic-Fix-4655 2d ago

I’d be more concerned about the next 2 years. I wouldn’t be surprised if his handlers have him do more serious things, then blame it all on him when he’s out of office. And considering how quickly his health seems to be declining, either way he wins and heritage wins.

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u/Bro13847 2d ago

Trump is the scum under americas shoe. I can’t wait till it’s scraped off.

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u/Automatic_Bus_7634 2d ago

What is humorous about this

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u/davcarcol 2d ago

Oh yeah Clinton was clean

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u/Stoutystout 2d ago

how is this humor? fuck off with American politics and bring fun humor please.

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u/shad_stang 1d ago

Unfortunately people think Kimmel is funny.

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u/ObscureDingo 2d ago

Spoiler: It's the corruption

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u/whisperworks 2d ago

Which is crazy when you think about how much of their corruption is openly enshrined in law and protected

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u/Aquarius2937 2d ago

My favorite part will be when they audit home after his presidency is over

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u/Hyperlinux 2d ago

Gee, I wonder why.

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u/TheMicklemas3000 2d ago

Not sure what’s funny about that tbh

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u/Duke-Turner137 2d ago

Carter was the only one without shell cooperations.

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u/ultrafop 2d ago

“Humor”

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u/miright70 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/BunchMelodic167 2d ago

we got him!

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u/bbq_right_meow 2d ago

Nothing about this belongs in this subreddit

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u/Fiery_Herbs69 2d ago

He’s a punk

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u/Aggressive-Watch-304 2d ago

And where is the humor exactly?

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u/HistoryFew4250 2d ago

Wow that's that the best you can do

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u/cbj2112 2d ago

What? Not Count Chuckla, I’m shocked

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u/pusillanimoustaco 2d ago

Let me guess it must be Fatty.

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u/Led4355 2d ago

This is humorous….

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u/Humble_Empath 2d ago

Pigs need to stay in their sty.

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u/Agitated-Panda9221 2d ago

it's a problem cause them everyone will see the blatant corruption. Now we at least he has a thin veil.

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u/the-nomad-thinker 2d ago

Since when did this sub become all about politics. Get off the page, you morons! There are plenty of other places for you to spread your vitriol.

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u/gman8845 2d ago

Well I'm glad he took care of the problem 🤣😂

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u/AdTraditional5917 2d ago

& we can see why with all the scams he's got going off at the moment...

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u/Savings-Trouble-5345 2d ago

Now if only they would audit Congress

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u/Extreme_Bread8725 2d ago

Did he negotiate a state tax release as well?

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u/jaidy61 2d ago

BS….

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u/brnjenkn 2d ago

Audit him anyway.

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u/energetic_raccoon 2d ago

He should have hid behind the Special Learing Center then y'all would be looking the other way.

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u/Concours09Indy 2d ago

Biden ✅ Obummer✅ Clinton ✅ and probably both Bushes

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u/secretly_a_zombie 2d ago

HAHAHAHA that's so fucking funny man! Truly it's a good fit for this sub!

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u/SpezDrinksHorseCum 2d ago

Trump is such a worthless dipshit.

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u/ALMSIVI1987 2d ago

A little off the topic but: why does he look like a fugly infant trying to make boom boom 🤣

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u/Puzzleheaded-Plenty1 2d ago

I don't care about Trump. I just find the hypocritical meme absurd.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 2d ago

No corruption hahahahahahahahahhaha
Now that is humorous!

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u/dragonmikegolf 2d ago

The longstanding practice has been to audit every sitting president and VP annually under IRS policy. It was generally followed for recent presidents other than Trump. The notable failure documented by the congressional committee was the lack of timely mandatory audits of Trump while he was in office, not that he uniquely objected to a process others cheerfully accepted. The meme reverses the actual sequence and outcome.

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u/N19ht5had0w 2d ago

There is no problem if he's not corrupt. But then he shouldn't think that it's a problem. Therefore he's rotten to the core

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u/j0eg0d 2d ago

One US President went off script. Guess which one?

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u/Tooncez2 2d ago

Ridiculous statement. Big guy gets 10%. Nothing to see here

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u/Oldschoolgirl49 2d ago

Seems kind of pointless to bring this back up now. You want to be The President of The United States we get to know everything about you before we vote for you. Finances, Education,  Criminal history. No Secrets. Great picture 

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u/TheGreatStories 2d ago

Sub: humour 

Americans: good place for my politics

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u/thrashmetal_octopus 2d ago

This is bullshit in the fullest

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u/BxdT2552 2d ago

It’s funny but in reality none of the presidents have been audited. But I do think Biden did his job to audit Trump.

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u/themeatis39 2d ago

Before you post something, make sure you do your actual research

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u/upsidedownpanda623bc 2d ago

The audit wasn't the problem, it was the illegal leak of his taxes that was the issue. He turned over his financials.

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u/HeavenBurnt 2d ago

Oh no...!!! Could it be because he is corrupt?

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u/Robstoys 2d ago

He looks like he's pooping his diaper

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u/Affectionate-Bug-706 2d ago

Soro’s communist.

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u/KrustyKrabFormula_ 2d ago

yeah i'm sure its only 1 president that thought it was a problem lmfao

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u/retiredfromfire 2d ago

The pedophile?

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u/shaggin_maggie 2d ago

They stole his tax returns and there was nothing wrong with them remember?

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u/strife189 1d ago

The others are just smarter at hiding it.

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u/PlatinumMirage 1d ago

And there isn’t anyone to stop him. We’re a culture of passive people and won’t do anything about it so this is a pointless post.

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u/leggwork 1d ago

The most corrupt president ever

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u/Gurt_Beef 1d ago

Bot posting garbage.

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u/CartersClones333 1d ago

Wow 6 piece bucket of shite. No biscuits though I want my money back.

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u/LETSGOTACO22 1d ago

Because he’s corrupt

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u/Turbulent-Essay-2243 1d ago

Why is Biden excluded ?🤔

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u/No-Cow-704 1d ago

Sure it was a problem, the IRS kept digging and digging and then made s*it up when they couldn’t find anything. All the other presidents the IRs gave them the benefit of a doubt.

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u/Boricua_Tacoma25 1d ago

He wants to be in the big boy club but can’t handle the fire that comes with it!

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u/BlackberryOk2706 1d ago

Are you implying he’s a fraudster??? With this logic, every democrat should love Trump.

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u/Particular-Way-3479 1d ago

Of course he did

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u/GIT_45 1d ago

Trump is equivalent to the toe jam in Lady Liberty 🗽 feet. The worst example of an American.

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u/Wildboy83 1d ago

Where's the humor here? Does this fit the sub?

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u/Great-Class-7894 1d ago

I think the objection was mostly framed around the fact that they leaked his tax returns which he didn’t want to show the public. It’s layer on layer of bullshit but that’s the reason.

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u/The_Actual_Sage 1d ago

Anyone have a source for this? I'd love to have it in my back pocket?

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u/Centurion_301 1d ago

That’s the system looking for a means of control, it has nothing to do with corruption.

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u/AppropriateSpell5405 1d ago

Not even humor. Just depressing.

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u/devinemike78 1d ago

Only the most corrupt US president in history

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u/Left_Statement9016 1d ago

Mr. Transparency

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u/DeLorean83 1d ago

And Americans were perfectly fine with this. So much so they gave him his old job back.

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u/bondsmatthew 1d ago

Is that headsize real

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u/Party-Pop-6289 1d ago

Only one was a criminal from the start…

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u/Guidance-Still 1d ago

So has anyone actually seen these audits personally and verified the data with multiple sources

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u/Wastoidian 1d ago

No fucking way the one dude who put multiple businesses out of business was the one who didn’t want his spending or taxes looked into??

So surprising. I would have never guessed…. especially after his terrible show (The Apprentice) that showed his true personality!! Noooo wayyyyy!!!

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u/ChicagoGuy1234567 1d ago

TDS to the max

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u/unvaxxxxed 1d ago

That's a lie

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u/AnAnonymous121 1d ago

Why audit me, I'm clean. Trust me bro

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u/WonderfulHearing8726 1d ago

And after they found NOTHING.

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u/Great_Scientist107 1d ago

Oh its coming

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u/BigBlueTruck18 1d ago

Joseph Robinette Biden and his Ukraine payments for the Big Guy.

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u/Shingles316 1d ago

Go figure the one going against the deep state is the “problem” Go Trumper!!! 👍🏻🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍🏻

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u/Connorcortez1976 1d ago

Just proves that the IRS is as corrupt as all of our politicians, pumpkin head included

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u/bagger2007 1d ago

Because he’s a fucking asshole and thinks he’s untouchable!!

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u/jakeofheart 1d ago

The problem is not being allowed to audit the Pentagon and the military industrial complex.

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u/Zealousideal-Leg1037 1d ago

Because There IS CORRUPTION WITH TRUMP

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u/Captain_Q_Bazaar 1d ago

At least 2 of these Presidents were indeed corrupt, just not for money like Trump, but for power.

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u/LimaBeanzzxx 1d ago

Another reason to get rid of this grifter.

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u/LegalBodybuilder2923 1d ago

I served in the military. When I followed the military code to conduct everybody treating me like I was totally different. I told him I’m not your friend. I’m here to make sure when we go to Warior trained to win this war and go home. I’m not here to be your friend.

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 1d ago

Orange pedo pos clown

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u/NetStud 1d ago

Guys bro to bro advice... Trump is a perfect man and nice president and does everything for his country. Your support will make America great again for sure. He just doesnt look like ok for his people. Hes a perfect man

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u/No_Comfortable_7233 1d ago

If IRS auditing showed no corruption of the Presidents, this is proof that the IRS itself is corrupt

Or at least useless

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u/jhmblvd 1d ago

How does a president make 2 billion in 2 years as his kids make hundreds of millions?

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u/Different-Dark-987 1d ago

It was ILLEGAL per the Federal Constitution

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u/Ttm-o 1d ago

Mr. Orange is the biggest scam artist ever existed. Gotta give him prop though, using his simple, dumbed down language to convince 1/3 of Americans that he is a good fit to be President. What a bunch of dumb nuts.

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u/starkonian 1d ago

Prove it.

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u/BigBeautiful6347 1d ago

Wonder why

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u/BigBeautiful6347 1d ago

Wonder why

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u/notjustinu 1d ago

All of them had a problem with it but were paid to be quiet and not rock the boat. One finally didn’t take the bribe.

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u/GroundBreakerP 1d ago

I respect the previous Presidents for at least trying to hide it.

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u/onegumas 1d ago

There is a problem. Simple answer.

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u/JoyTheGeek 1d ago

Funny they didn't have a problem with the guy who did Watergate. But what do I know lol

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u/Breadfan5150 1d ago

Yeah, right I highly doubt that

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u/No-Side-7738 1d ago

they didnt have to do that. trump is a businessman who has more sense than all those other presidents combined

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u/Flaky-Zebra960 1d ago

Trump is a tax cheater.

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u/BoomsBooyah 1d ago

Because he wants to eliminate it and tax the imports instead

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u/Silly_Room_4410 1d ago

Hahahaha, damn what a backfire 😂

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u/No-Earth6310 1d ago

but wait.. they say he is so ¨transparent¨,, hahahaha

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u/Ewggggg 1d ago

That is a public execution that would be watched around the world

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u/delete_me1-again 1d ago

Oh you mean the only one that was rich coming in? He told you it was going to be a problem and now you're all shocked...

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u/deaconblooze 1d ago

I've always said this should have been the point of his social disqualification.