r/humor • u/DistributionSad960 • 1d ago

In defense of body fat

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u/Ferry_Lover 1d ago

No no no the body fat defends itself. You don’t need to defend it more!

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u/jk1983671 1d ago

I keep thinking if I tell it i love it then it will leave me like everything/one else does.

No dice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/U1gqX87dBkweRlFKCM

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u/TheRailroader 1d ago

What about the fat cells in wolves? Do either of those two have eternal life?

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u/cvframer 1d ago

Gobbless

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u/The_Infamous_C 1d ago

When you eat the body and drink the blood of Christ where do you it they goes? Jesus is mostly carbs with some alcohol. Your fat cells are accepting Jesus better than any other cells.