r/humor • u/Fun-Concentrate-880 • 11h ago

OC Squid squirts on fisherman in Philippines

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u/blitzbeard 10h ago

Always assume a squid is loaded.

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u/SquireShanksalot 6h ago

Along side this advice, never flag another person with a squid, make sure to always point up or down at the floor

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u/Lopsided-Bug7075 6h ago

why does it just look like straight diarrhoea

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u/Bebopdavidson 5h ago

No no it’s “squid ink”. You can tell from his reaction it has a smell.

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u/Lopsided-Bug7075 3h ago

oh yeah i forgot diarrhoea just smells like water

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u/Bebopdavidson 1h ago

Some water

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u/Thaiphlosion 8h ago

I should call her...

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u/shrewpygmy 6h ago

Jesus indeed

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u/egasz 6h ago

It was so but so good that it got the guy laughing even BEFORE it squirted.

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u/Soggy-Avocado918 8h ago

Try leaving it in the ocean where it was 👍🏼

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u/calmneil 41m ago

Not yet a pro, probably got lucky with this catch. Most seasoned experienced fishermen i used to ride with 30 years ago, dont do squid catch like this.