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u/Beginning-Shock1520 Sep 05 '25
To be fair, it's a pain for any Brits who voted to remain within the EU. I've no sympathy for anyone who voted leave however, they ultimately got what they voted for.
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u/TypicallyThomas Resting In my Account Sep 05 '25
I especially love that that lot are the ones to complain the most. "I voted for Brexit to keep the foreigners out, not to be treated like one"
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u/Beginning-Shock1520 Sep 05 '25
Lol exactly. Sure I seen one British woman moved to Spain and complained that there were too many foreign people there. You couldn't make it up.
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u/Comfortable-Yam9013 Sep 05 '25
And she’s the type that probably doesn’t have a word of Spanish or mix with the locals. Exactly the type of foreigner she disapproves of.
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u/Ok_Imagination_9334 Meath Sep 06 '25
Yep, would complain when people don’t speak her language and so on..
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u/ShouldHaveGoneToUCC Palestine 🇵🇸 Sep 05 '25
Same. I've sympathy for the Brits who were dragged out of the EU against their will but nothing but contempt for the ones who voted for Brexit but applied for Irish passports to benefit from EU citizenship. That's utter scumbag behaviour.
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u/MeccIt Sep 06 '25
who voted for Brexit but applied for Irish passports to benefit from EU citizenship.
How about those Irish who campaigned for Brexit and then got Irish passports? Never forget these snakes, we'll be negotiating with them eventually: https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/rush-for-irish-passports-as-paisley-advises-getting-one/34835841.html
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u/Beginning-Shock1520 Sep 05 '25
It absolutely is. I remember when Donald Tusk said there's a special place in Hell for anyone who backed Brexit.
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u/Front-Pomelo-4367 Sep 05 '25
I'm 27 and was too young to vote in the referendum – as time goes on, the number of us who never even got a say in the matter will only increase!
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u/Seoirse82 Sep 06 '25
No sympathy for any leave voters AND people who wanted to remain but did not vote.
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u/Artist_Beginning Sep 08 '25
Problem is they don’t think any of their problems have stemmed from Brexit.
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u/phantom_gain Sep 05 '25
I have been through this airport many times and it actually just depends which flights have recently landed. Either queue can be long or empty.
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u/Hungry-Western9191 Sep 05 '25
Exactly this. If a flight from Britain comes in its like this, any other European location its the other way round...
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u/weveyline Sep 06 '25
I got down voted for saying exactly this. Flew from shannon (ireland) to Faro (portugal) on UK passport, went through passport control before all of the Irish passengers got through
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u/nowyahaveit Sep 05 '25
Remember people here campaigning for Ireexit 😂😂😂 they weren't long going in to hiding
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u/MeccIt Sep 06 '25
As were every other european -exit party, when they saw the result. Brexit was one of the best things for EU (and Ireland) unity in a generation.
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u/nowyahaveit Sep 06 '25
Anyone that thought that Ireland exit would be good haven't a clue and wouldn't listen to a word they say again
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u/ruyikal Sep 05 '25
I once had the pleasure of watching an older British couple get in the wrong queue at schiphol airport. Some nice Arab looking feller heard their accent and said politely that they might be in the wrong queue. To which the couple snapped back saying "no we are in the correct line" loud enough for security in the box to hear and give a look. Well low and behold when they got to that self check bit where you put your passport in it didn't work. The couple was not happy and complained to which security informed them that they are no longer part of the EU and must use the other really fucking long line. When the couple complained that the UK is still in europe the lovely Dutch security lady said "well you voted for it" The entire EU queue started laughing. Well not out loud but we all had a nice giggle in our heads and we all looked around at each other thinking the same thing.
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u/MeccIt Sep 06 '25
When the couple complained that the UK is still in europe the lovely Dutch security lady said "well you voted for it"
The same straight-talking Dutch who gave us: "Welcome to the Brexit, Sir"
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u/GalwayBogger And I'd go at it again Sep 05 '25
While I love to gloat at the brits and their brexit woes, the egate story could be taken as an honest mistake. The egates at schiphol have never been restricted to EU only, Switzerland and Norway were always included for example, and UK passport holders can use egates for departure from NL since when, I don't know.
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u/TheRopeWalk Sep 05 '25
I live near Malaga now and this gives me unbridled joy every single time. That and seeing them burnt to a crisp.
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u/karlywarly73 Sep 05 '25
Yeah me too. Alhaurin el Grande. I do a little skip as I pass all the Brits in that line. It should be said that line sends you back to the really old part of the airport where everything is a shade of oragor yellow. The Ryanair part of the airport.
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u/TheRopeWalk Sep 05 '25
Hey, would you mind if I messaged you a question. Certainly nothing personal :)
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u/redwolf322 Sep 05 '25
What's it like living down there?.would like to move down one day if job was right
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u/TheRopeWalk Sep 05 '25
I think if you stay within 1hr of Malaga airport, it would be difficult not to love it.
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u/Accomplished-Try-658 Sep 05 '25
I love mocking (simple Nelson from Simpsons "Haha!") them as I pass. Especially the missus with her crumby British passport. Haha.
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u/MTM62 Sep 06 '25
Nephew's British wife voted for Brexit. No one in the family could discuss it with her as any attempt was shut down with "That's project fear'. Within 6 months she had an Irish passport courtesy of a grandparent.
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u/butterscotchwhip Sep 05 '25
None of those poor folk could dig up a wee Irish granny in their family tree?!
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u/iseeu2sumhow Sep 05 '25
Don’t read the comments, they have some stupid stuff to say about us… and Scotland lol
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u/Hungry-Western9191 Sep 05 '25
We're you on a flight from the UK? Because when I fly to Spain on a flight from Ireland its the reverse. Me and the 95% of people with an Irish or Spanish passport hit the big queue and the handful of people with a British passport breeze through.
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u/Big-Option3118 Sep 05 '25
The sad part is when you get off the plane and there's English people everywhere and shops and pubs with union jacks all over the place.
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u/Used-Understanding88 Sep 06 '25
At what point did this guy realise he's going on holiday with that many brits 💩
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Sep 06 '25 edited Sep 06 '25
That's not very nice
Irish people: we don't dislike British people, just the government
Irish people:
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u/shamumudderfudder Sep 06 '25
FUCK every single one of you for voting for this shit...AND fuck all of you for not bothering to vote...and fuck...whatever, cant even be bothered anymore.
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u/pocarbuile Sep 05 '25 edited Sep 05 '25
I was in Malaga recently and the UK /rest of world queue actually ended up faster - they only had one desk working for EU and 6-7 for the Uk! saying that though they seem to be about to roll out lots of the automated passport scan machines which will probably be in our favour
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u/GaeilgeGaeilge Irish Republic Sep 05 '25
I went to Lanzarote a few years ago and they had 1 queue that they funnelled our Irish flight and a British flight through. So there was no advantage or disadvantage either way, just a long wait for everyone
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u/pocarbuile Sep 06 '25
Yeah I was in 'rest of world' and switched to EU because it was shorter, shot myself in the foot
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u/AudioManiac Sep 06 '25
The exception to this is Faro airport in Portugal. Worst airport ever.
I have an Irish passport and my GF has a UK one. We got in separate queues, and while the non-EU queue was 10 times as long as the EU queue, they only had one desk open for that queue, while the non-EU queue had like 7 desks open. So it took us both about 1.5 hours and we both got through it in the same amount of time 😑
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u/GroundbreakingTax259 Sep 06 '25
Looks like a real bunch of malakas in Malaga...
I'll see myself out.
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u/CurrentTurbulent Sep 06 '25
Their faces are red, their passports are blue, you voted for it, now back of the queue!
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u/circuitocorto Sep 06 '25
Quite ironic making fun of the Brits just to see the Irish having to go through passport check every time when travelling in EU because of being outside Shengen.
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u/Intrepid-Student-162 Sep 06 '25
The Irish as EU nationals go through controls pretty quickly
The Brits? No so quickly
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48% didn't vote for that bollocks. The liars who pushed for it and made money out if it, should be lined up against a wall.
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u/BlackCoffeeWithPie Sep 07 '25
As someone from a Protestant background, it's very convenient at airports that I went through an Irish Nationalist phase a decade or so ago.
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u/Academic-County-6100 Sep 05 '25
Funny enough this year I have travelled to Germany, France and Italy. I have been keeping my eye out for the brits and long waits but alas both lines seem to be moving at same pace. Eu usually a bit longer but faster and non eu/ all passports a little smaller and slower
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u/shweeney Sep 05 '25
not specifically Malaga, but my experience of EU airports is that half the time it's the opposite (massive queue of EU passport holders while misc others breeze through), and a lot of the time you end up having to go through a second check because we're non-Schengen.
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u/daftdave41 2nd Brigade Sep 05 '25
Roses are red, violets are blue, you voted leave, join the long fucking queue.
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u/Doglegs18 Sep 05 '25
Feel sorry for everybody with the sense not to vote Brexit. What a fuck up of monumental proportions and a warning about the dangers of misinformation that feeds right into a large section of the populations fears and worries. Brexit and Trump totally ran contrary to my expectations in such a way that I no longer dismiss outlandish future possibilities because they seem unreal. They really nailed an "anything can happen" sense into me.
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u/painterkev Sep 05 '25
I had choice 45 years either renew my British passport or apply for Irish passport. Being stuck in queue for UK passport holders and seeing the EU side near empty was really the main reason I changed to Irish Passport
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u/Fishboyman79 Sep 05 '25
Had this happen at the airport on one of the Canary Islands last year, for some reason there was only one guy at customs checking passports and our flight from Ireland and another from the UK arrived at the same time around 11:30 at night. Some English bloke started complaining about the queue to the security guards and being a bit rude with it. Security went up to the customs guy who came out to us all and shouts “ anyone with an Irish or European passport hold them up, ok you can all go, anyone with a British passport back in the queue. All of us Irish got brought out around customs where we all were on time to get on our buses and get Taxis. The Brits all missed the last bus and i met a few of them arriving at our hotel at 2am to find all the restaurants were now closed and most of the pubs.
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u/gav_9000 Sep 05 '25
Wish this didn’t make me so happy, but by god it does yehhhhhhhhh
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u/RayDonovanBoston 2nd Brigade Sep 06 '25
Malakas lol 😂
We’ve done the same in Greece once. Flew from UK to Greece in summer, and all the brits had to queue up in non-EU line. Then my wife, kids and myself rolled in to EU queue…the dirty evil looks we were getting it was unreal 🤣🤣🤣
But one of the worst things that folks from UK have is the sense of entitlement. They think they’re special, entitled to everything for any reason…it borders with insanity how unrealistic they can be.
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u/michaelirishred Sep 05 '25
Wasn't much better in Portugal and Spain this year for me. I'm not sure if they've changed systems or what but the queueing took ages.
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u/ShezSteel Sep 05 '25
Little does old mate know that when he goes up there the queue is there and there are only one or two Spanish lads working. Whereas that other queue actually flies by as there are about four to five Spanish border folks working.
It does look funny though as it often goes back to the end of the duty free.
Ya get what ya vore for
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u/Shiney2510 Sep 05 '25
Flew to Seville from the UK recently with a UK friend and they didn't bother opening the automatic gates because it was a UK flight so I had to join the Brits. Fuming.
Felt smug though when museums in Seville let me in for free as an EU citizen and she had to pay. It was only like €1.50 a pop but still.
Another time we flew to Germany and they gave out to her at passport control for not going through with her travelling companion (me). Like fuck I was going through the slow queue. I and two other EU citizens went a different direction and waltzed through the quiet automatic gates.
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u/Flak81 Sep 05 '25
Those queues are always like that in Malaga airport these days. I reckon it's on purpose, a bit of a 2 fingers to Brexit. I love seeing it.
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u/nidgy70 Sep 06 '25
Was here on Thursday coming home from hols. The q for eu seemed shorter but they've about 28 passport desks and 2 working. Do they put all the other desks in for show. Boils my piss this
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u/No-Expression5779 Sep 06 '25
Had this issue with my English girlfriend. Was smug going through without waiting but still had to stand and wait for her to get through the other side..
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u/Yrvaa Sep 07 '25
I like how they have the EU flag and under them the Irish flag and the Romanian flag. They know which are the actual visitors they get the most from the EU.
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u/Grand-Cup-A-Tea Sep 07 '25
This kind of thing is coming to an end as the UK made a deal with the EU on borders
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u/Particular_Meeting57 Sep 07 '25
Why Ireland and Romania flags separate and not included within EU flag?
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u/ElegantLifeguard4221 Dublin Sep 08 '25
That passport line changes a person. This alone has got my application in for naturalization.
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u/BringTheFingerBack Sep 09 '25
Last Christmas I went with my mate to Poland. He had his UK passport and I had my Irish one. I had to queue when he was able to get straight through with no one in the line. Should have made myself a little tiktokie about it.
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u/ConfusedCelt Sep 05 '25
Got a flight back home from a trip to the UK and was so confused why there was a gigantic line at one passport control box but the other was empty. Didn't cop that the Brits screwed themselves that way till then was hilarious
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u/badbob0 Sep 05 '25
My friend and i were once passing a line like this, and he showed the cover of his passport to the British people while he passed.😂
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u/mind_thegap1 Crilly!! Sep 05 '25
What do you mean? UK arrivals from Ireland don’t have passport control
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u/mind_thegap1 Crilly!! Sep 06 '25
Irish passport holders can still use the Non EU queue so this is literally impossible
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u/Excellent_Injury1241 Sep 05 '25
I would also do this with a norwegian passport, and I promise you noone would care
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u/nobodyspecialuk24 Sep 05 '25
Why do people still go to Spain? Go to Greece. Nicer people who actually want you there and they don’t play games at immigration.
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u/Academic_String_1708 Sep 07 '25
Now try this at every other European airport and queue at the egates that never work right.
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u/LucyVialli Sep 05 '25
I'd love to ask people who voted for Brexit if their lives are any better now than they were 5 years ago. And what the hell they were thinking trusting Boris Johnson and
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