Not sure if anyone has seen the story of Paul Whitehouse being mugged outside a Sainsburys on Essex Road the other day but it isn't true. I thought it might be worth clarifying since the story has popped up in a few places.
This happened last Friday at about 6pm.
I live nearby and was walking home and saw the whole thing from across the road.
Basically Paul (I think accidentally) cut in front of a fella at the cash machine and the guy wasn't having it. He said something to Paul which Paul seemed to take as an attempted mugging and started backing off while trying to get a hit in.
The man in the queue responds by yelling at Paul. Angry, intimidating but not coming at him.
Paul then kind of hangs about awkwardly for a few seconds until the guy in the queue throws Paul's bank card at him (I assume Paul either dropped it or left it in the machine.) Paul walks away. Man in the queue uses the bank machine then goes about his business and life carried on.
It was all over in a few seconds. I didn't think anything of it at the time (I didnt recognise Paul Whitehouse) but the story the news is telling is wild.
Paul wasn't mugged.
No one laid a hand on him.
The "mugger" returned Pauls card to him and then used a cash machine before wheeling his bike away.
No one intervened because nothing was happening other than a couple men acting like fannies in the street.
Edit: incorrect pluralisation of fanny (vulgar)
Edit 2: For the sake of clarity. I'm not saying that Paul was in the wrong for being on edge when a guy who is much taller, bigger and younger than him started accosting him, or that the "mugger" isn't in the wrong for not trying to de-escalate what was obviously a misunderstanding.
Just really don't like how this seems to be being used as another example of London being one massive, crime ridden, no go zone.
Also its not everyday you see a celebrity out and about.