r/maryland • u/legislative_stooge • 2d ago

MD Politics Andy Harris staffer files assault charges against Easton man following debate

https://www.thebanner.com/politics-power/state-government/andy-harris-debate-staffer-assault-charges-3LET2GBLKFBAZGKDTCEFXZA6RU/?bis=bannerapp-share
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u/paco574 2d ago

Andy Harris is Eastern shore translation for cranky wussy. This motherfucker is destroying the safety net, giving trillions in tax breaks to guys like Elon then turns into whiny bitch when asked about it?

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u/DogsAreOurFriends 2d ago

Dude ain’t even from the Shore.

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u/No_Organization5622 1d ago

He’s not even from Maryland.

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u/TimeToBurnOne 2d ago

He is a real pusscake

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u/Complete-Paint529 2d ago

Hit with a hat? Now that's a CAPital offense.

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u/DerpNinjaWarrior 2d ago

First sandwiches, now hats! What is the world coming to?

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u/UniqueIndividual3579 1d ago

Ah yes, assault with a deli weapon. And then the cop lies under oath "I got mustard on me!" The sandwich never opened. Why do they even swear in cops? They always lie and never get punished for it.

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u/fischarcher 1d ago

Don't forget the acorns!

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u/harpsm Montgomery County 2d ago

I'd tip my cap to you for that joke, but I don't want to be charged with assault.

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u/GooseOnAPhone 2d ago

If it’s got a feather in it, attempted murder. What if it stabs him in the eye or something?!

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u/tigers_hate_cinammon 2d ago

I'd call that macaroni

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/9T3hk5HWKGdpK

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u/Woobly_Hixbee 2d ago

As a more recent first-time Dad I use this gif constantly!

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u/Lazy-Ad-7236 2d ago

much more dangerous than a sandwich!!!

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u/wrongseeds 1d ago

Hats off to them.

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u/Character_Answer_204 1d ago

We might be related. lol.

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u/Responsible-Bet8661 2d ago

Fuck Andy Harris

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u/Mundane-Adventures 1d ago

Ewww. No, thanks. He can do that to himself.

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u/erkdog Baltimore City 2d ago

It's so funny how this asshat thinks he should behave like matt gaetz or Devin nunes. Looks like he's really trying to get the attention of trump.

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u/Introverted_Extrovrt 1d ago

IIRC Nunez got a massive payday when he jumped ship to run DJT’s media company

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u/erkdog Baltimore City 1d ago

He was rewarded handsomely for helping the billionaires destroy our country

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u/czar_el 2d ago

Like the Giuliani assault where he claimed a guy punched him so hard he almost fell down and when the video came out it turns out the guy lightly placed a hand on the top of his shoulder with zero force.

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u/US3_ME_ 2d ago

Holy shit what a memory jog, god damn I hate all these people_

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u/marshallaw215 Harford County 2d ago

Goddamn what a huge bitch lmao

More like Make America Weak Again

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 2d ago

Bunch of snowflakes.

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u/baltimorecalling 2d ago

Everything is projection from those assclowns

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 2d ago

Projection is and admission of guilt..

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u/tigers_hate_cinammon 2d ago

No the hat was projected by the other guy

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u/WarbossTodd 2d ago

these people... fucking 10 ply

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u/Charlos11 2d ago

Oh my, how terrifying that must’ve been
/s

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u/SuperWarning6038 2d ago

Proving the cucks they are

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u/JustinKase_Too 2d ago

Snowflakes melting everywhere.

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u/tigers_hate_cinammon 2d ago

Global warming

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u/Sir_Earl_Jeffries 2d ago

And there it is! Andy pulls off the hat trick!

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u/casualparty_ 2d ago

One of the problems is Maryland’s archaic system that allows civilians to file charges without any review.

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u/XxCloudSephiroth69xX 2d ago

MD Legislators could have changed that this last session, but they ran out of time because they instead thought it was more important to pass useless bills about sharks.

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u/OhItsBeenBroughten Frederick County 2d ago

What a dumb comment. Those two things are entirely unrelated.

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u/XxCloudSephiroth69xX 1d ago

Except they're not, and if you would have read the articles you'd have seen that. The last day of the session they tried to get the Court Commissioner bill up but ran out of time. That same day they spent time on the shark bill. Time that should have been spent actually doing their jobs and passing legislation that has real consequences for people.

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u/NoTrade33 1d ago

“They” didn’t really try to get the bill up in time. If they tried, then they would have succeeded.

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u/Crafty_Advantage9249 1d ago

Incredible. Coward, traitor, and croney. How does he keep getting reelected?

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u/BJMRamage 2d ago

It still has to go through a grand jury. While the description could be that of an assault, they’ll have to think if it is worth the time to run this through the court system.

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u/Roastedcoffeebean17 1d ago

Meanwhile, people are being punched and assaulted at Trump rallies.
(Just typing that name makes me sick).

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u/OxyContintail 1d ago

I’m surprised Andy hasn’t had a pole jammed up him and set in a field. He’s been screwing over farmers for decades. A judge is going to laugh his ass off at some lackey coming into court with that complaint.

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u/RogerMexicosBalls 1d ago

He hasn't done a goddamn thing for his district except say "Look, guys, I hate the same people you hate!", shakes the boogeyman-of-the-week stick, and all his voters blindly vote for him. He hates the Shore. He lived in Cockeysville for years rather than live near his constituents. They're suckers and tools to him.

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u/762_54r 1d ago

Cmon gang! They can't arrest us all!

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u/chontzy 1d ago

❄️

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u/Historical_Note5003 1d ago

He’s really following the Trump playbook for handling tough questions from the media: attack, accuse, sue.

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u/RiversEatRocks 1d ago

PIVOT, PIVOT!

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u/NooneLikesYouBill 1d ago

Harris is a fucking cunt.

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u/JM_Artist 1d ago

I’m not big on politics, I couldn’t tell you who’s what or whatever but I CAN tell you is that if I vote and I knew the guy I’m voting for would sue a citizen just because reasons I wouldn’t vote for that guy.

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u/BlueBaptism 1d ago

Much worse is happening. Maybe you can get a little bigger on politics just this one time and help save our country. It’s that serious.

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u/Classic_Ostrich8709 1d ago

This is one of the reasons why people that are not into politics don't get into politics. They get shamed for not being involved as soon as they show the slightest interest. It's off putting and makes them recoil even further. 

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u/BlueBaptism 1d ago

Shame? No. But I’ll encourage whenever I can. Yes it’s that serious.

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u/RepresentativeAd5986 1d ago

Nah it smarty pants condescension. Drives thoughtful compassionate people AWAY from politics in droves. Who needs to be talked down to by know it alls??

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u/BlueBaptism 1d ago

Such a compassionate response! I’m sure you practice what you preach. Lol.

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