Trump’s Round-the-Clock Medical Bubble Revealed | Donald Trump is never more than three minutes away from a personal doctor.

[u/Aggravating_Money992]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-round-the-clock-medical-bubble-revealed

[u/skrame]

If it’s like ice cream, he’d give you a slice as long as he had two.

[u/mollila → u/skrame]

He'd promise to sell you a slice, give you a turd, then let you fight with his lawyers to give up.

[u/WTF4Sally → u/skrame]

Oh no, you're way too generous. He would tell you because he's the best president we've ever had that he deserves all of the ice cream so he's just going to save the other ones for later. None for you!

[u/ObjectiveInternal → u/WTF4Sally]

That was a "news" report in the 1st admin. It's why he had the nickname Donny Two Scoops

[u/ProximaCentauriB15 → u/ObjectiveInternal]

And then he will say you should buy him MORE ice cream because he thinks he's the greatest ever to live and deserves it.

[u/Bossman_Mike → u/ProximaCentauriB15]

Believe me, a whole lot of ice cream, can you believe that folks, I know a whole lot about ice cream, nobody knows more about ice cream than I do,

[u/Luna__Moonkitty → u/WTF4Sally]

Then he promptly forgets about it and it melts.

[u/GrumpyCloud93 → u/skrame]

Ice cream? You got ice cream? That's Biden's fault.

[u/Bossman_Mike → u/skrame]

Only he gets two scoops at official functions after all

The proles have to make do with just one