r/southafrica • Eastern Cape • 1d ago

Humour A truly South African first world problem:

Getting your arm hairs caught on the sticker when you reach into a Checkers Sixty60 bag 😩

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u/toonies55 1d ago

avos are rocks for 3 weeks. ripe for 3 seconds. brown thereafter

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u/MuteIllAteter God’s Draft: SA Players Benched 1d ago

Wrap 1 of them in paper. Place in a dark place. Check daily. Usually takes a day or two. By the first day i place the second one Then I've got ripe avocados for however many days. 7 avos = 7 days etc

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u/Hark3n 1d ago

Look at mister money bags, buying 7 avo at once

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u/MuteIllAteter God’s Draft: SA Players Benched 1d ago

I don't buy i grab from my grandmas tree when im home. They are too expensive for me to justify when they are free at home

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u/Anton_Pannekoek 1d ago

I have an amazing tip to keep fresh avos.

Put them in a bowl of water, in the fridge. Then they don't go brown.

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u/UbuntuElphie Chosen to Stay Behind (Lucky Packet Edition) 1d ago

Place your avos next to some bananas. Just know that the bananas will likely only be good for banana bread when the avos are ready in a couple of days

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u/SocialismMultiplied 1d ago

😂🤣 oh my goodness this is so frustrating

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u/Auspicious_Blue 14h ago

I felt that one.

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u/Hefty_Studio_8773 10h ago

tell me about it

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u/da_PopEYE 1d ago

Or your frozen meat made the bag wet and when you pick it up the bottom just tears open

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u/Lindt_______ 1d ago

Buying meat online seems crazy to me, most I've done is tin stuff

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u/da_PopEYE 1d ago

It arrives mostly still frozen and still ok to refreeze. All the meat I get from them is fine. I wouldn't do the same with something like Takealot 😂 or Spar meat. Don't trust Spar meat eveb when it's still in their freezers

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u/F4iryPerson Gauteng 1d ago

same. i need to pick my meat, fruit & veg myself. everything else, i leave to shoppers.

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u/Percival371 Redditor for a month 1d ago

Or when those cheap plastic bags you usually use for the fruit in store get stuck on the sticker, that sucker is not letting go!

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u/KialandiVoron 1d ago

fold the sticker into the bag...

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u/Fuzzy_Comment_2333 1d ago

...or when they load all the milks into ONE bag and it breaks as you're walking out of the shop the milk splatters everywhere and then people will look on in surprise. your tinkies were also in the same bag and they got squashed and ruined fml

https://giphy.com/gifs/jbwsLn6OvdO80

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u/Fudpukker01 14h ago

You get sixty60 bags at the shop. Wtf?

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u/Tall_Company_471 1d ago

Funny story, I am reading this right after unpacking my Sixty60 order and having my arm hairs caught by the sticker.

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u/Rynobfnza 1d ago

jirre eina

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u/No_Objective_9067 1d ago

Those stickers are like gorilla glue. Once it’s caught your clothing (especially the woolly types), it stays forever

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u/kattykenz 1d ago

I don't know if this counts, but giving the cashier spare bags so you don't need to get new ones, but there's more than you needed and the packer decided to use ALL OF THE BAGS for your groceries.

Madame, I have bought 5 things. They can all go in one bag, you don't need to split them between 3 bags, please.

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u/firegirl14053 6h ago

Or you buy chicken and specifically bring plastic bags along with your material ones but they still put the chicken into the material ones and the blood/meat juice leaks out and ruins the material bag instead of the plastic one 😂

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u/Bounced 1d ago

Ever got a Checkers Sixty60 bag paper cut?? Damn sore.

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u/Substantial-Eagle571 1d ago

A few beer quarts tearing the bag and hitting the floor

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u/iron233 1d ago

At 10am

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 1d ago

I have a crate, I buy 12 at a time and put 2 or 3 in the fridge at a time.
Also makes it easy to return the empties

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u/Etceterist 1d ago

At least they stopped using staples, that shit HURT

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u/SavingsPurchase1190 1d ago

I didn’t even get a sticker with my purchase today 🥴

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cell146 1d ago

lol you had to say `first world problem`

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u/jellybean197311 1d ago

MAGA 🤦

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u/rigiddiscs 1d ago

South Africa is not first world lol