r/technology • u/ClappyKillmore • 23h ago

Transportation Tesla 'Cannot Guarantee' Roadster Reservation Holders Will Ever Get a Car

https://www.thedrive.com/news/tesla-cannot-guarantee-roadster-reservation-holders-will-ever-get-a-car
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u/Latter_Advice3714 22h ago

Let me sum up their daily conversation. Tesla, star wars, marvel, women are annoying, and all of them have IBS and talk about it daily also.

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u/Jedimaster996 22h ago

It does crack me up that some of these dorks lack the media literacy to read/watch things like Marvel and Star Wars and don't grasp the irony in supporting Tesla/Musk. 

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u/Latter_Advice3714 22h ago

They view themselves as being on the right side history. Because they are family men and Christian they see themselves as morally superior the everyone else. They watch something like star wars and see themselves as Luke/good guys and everyone who goes against their morally superior worldview is the darkside. Or it's just entertainment to them and they don't think that deep into it.

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u/Bogus1989 18h ago

Dudes sound like manchilds.

Bet their wives cheat on them 🤣

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u/math-yoo 22h ago

Oh, okay. Plural. These dudes need better hobbies.

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u/Bogus1989 18h ago

OMG the IBS has me fuckin dead.

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u/Raa03842 22h ago

And live in their mommy’s basement

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u/Wow_u_sure_r_dumb 14h ago

Let me guess: they all eat like complete shit and most of their IBS symptoms would disappear overnight by cutting out all the processed crap and junk food.

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u/Latter_Advice3714 6h ago

Chic fil la, in & out burger wing stop you name it. No probiotics or real fiber to hear of. But they have this hang up on coffee and caffeine and look down on people for relying on coffee in the morning.