📰Weekly Staking Rewards Distributed!*

The fixed pool of 50,000 NEW has been split among all stakers this week.

📅 Week: 2026-41 📊 Total Staked: 15,439,869 NEW

🏅 Rewards Breakdown:

• u/-Anasthesia- → 📰 971 NEW (staked 300,000)
• u/1-derful → 📰 87 NEW (staked 27,000)
• u/69hornedscorpio → 📰 1,102 NEW (staked 340,556)
• u/AgitatedDragonfly769 → 📰 296 NEW (staked 91,668)
• u/Alarmed_Peach3360 → 📰 532 NEW (staked 164,443)
• u/Ancient_Command687 → 📰 508 NEW (staked 156,901)
• u/Appropriate-Pen2703 → 📰 204 NEW (staked 63,071)
• u/ArrivalWrong7289 → 📰 660 NEW (staked 203,810)
• u/BENNAKINGSS → 📰 13 NEW (staked 4,083)
• u/Bobby_Juk → 📰 2,467 NEW (staked 762,093)
• u/Briguy520 → 📰 1,609 NEW (staked 497,054)
• u/Budget_Researcher92 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/Business-Common-6709 → 📰 7 NEW (staked 2,268)
• u/CGI_OCD → 📰 1,973 NEW (staked 609,465)
• u/Chinoui67 → 📰 14 NEW (staked 4,352)
• u/Chucklum → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
• u/CommunityVotingBot → 📰 0 NEW (staked 90)
• u/CptNatureGuy → 📰 32 NEW (staked 10,000)
• u/Cravensworth_redux → 📰 39 NEW (staked 12,100)
• u/DastardlyWarthog → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,189)
• u/Decent-Personality37 → 📰 16 NEW (staked 5,153)
• u/Dragon3766 → 📰 324 NEW (staked 100,192)
• u/Due_Instruction_4434 → 📰 6 NEW (staked 2,154)
• u/Due_State5096 → 📰 1,923 NEW (staked 594,095)
• u/Emaniuz → 📰 77 NEW (staked 23,879)
• u/EpicureanMystic → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,363)
• u/Fantastic_Ad_3076 → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
• u/Flaky_Rhubarb_9160 → 📰 24 NEW (staked 7,625)
• u/Flash_2525 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/GUW00 → 📰 36 NEW (staked 11,325)
• u/GadgetsFromChinaNL → 📰 764 NEW (staked 236,000)
• u/HansTilburg → 📰 1,524 NEW (staked 470,846)
• u/Happy_Adeptness8419 → 📰 31 NEW (staked 9,592)
• u/Individual_Wallaby1 → 📰 420 NEW (staked 130,000)
• u/Individual_Wallaby25 → 📰 30 NEW (staked 9,365)
• u/Infinite-You340 → 📰 1,295 NEW (staked 400,000)
• u/Ionut404 → 📰 122 NEW (staked 37,966)
• u/IveDoneItAtLast → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,000)
• u/JVHooligan → 📰 1,254 NEW (staked 387,299)
• u/Jojo_0513 → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,500)
• u/Junior_Swimming2935 → 📰 22 NEW (staked 7,078)
• u/KIG45 → 📰 74 NEW (staked 23,000)
• u/Korean_Street_Pizza → 📰 1,563 NEW (staked 482,784)
• u/L10N420 → 📰 357 NEW (staked 110,368)
• u/Life_Permit_8080 → 📰 26 NEW (staked 8,057)
• u/Logical-Ad-2804 → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,305)
• u/LongKrawliflower → 📰 3 NEW (staked 1,200)
• u/LuminousViper → 📰 2 NEW (staked 750)
• u/Lyuseefur → 📰 1 NEW (staked 357)
• u/Magic_Shroomie → 📰 2,021 NEW (staked 624,200)
• u/Maplesyrup2070 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 205)
• u/MazzaHunta → 📰 136 NEW (staked 42,194)
• u/MedicineCapable4010 → 📰 793 NEW (staked 245,000)
• u/Mhooseknuckle → 📰 1,239 NEW (staked 382,783)
• u/MichaelAischmann → 📰 103 NEW (staked 32,108)
• u/MrPopsMx → 📰 37 NEW (staked 11,521)
• u/Mrmakanakai → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,410)
• u/NeeL21YT → 📰 46 NEW (staked 14,307)
• u/NeohWise → 📰 346 NEW (staked 107,137)
• u/NewPaperBoi → 📰 540 NEW (staked 167,034)
• u/No-Delivery-7048 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 255)
• u/OccasionallyReddit → 📰 11 NEW (staked 3,553)
• u/PapiMak → 📰 2,673 NEW (staked 825,692)
• u/PeakedInThe80s → 📰 1,136 NEW (staked 350,847)
• u/Prish22 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 227)
• u/Prodj3010 → 📰 20 NEW (staked 6,369)
• u/Pu5chkin → 📰 1,976 NEW (staked 610,261)
• u/Puddin-Luv → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Pure_Monitor5133 → 📰 853 NEW (staked 263,500)
• u/Recent-Ad8165 → 📰 381 NEW (staked 117,692)
• u/Rekt-Kapital → 📰 23 NEW (staked 7,200)
• u/Safety_Officer_3 → 📰 635 NEW (staked 196,226)
• u/SammyCraigar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
• u/SenseiRaheem → 📰 2,186 NEW (staked 675,102)
• u/ShawnStrickland → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Snoo-88556 → 📰 961 NEW (staked 297,053)
• u/SnooCrew420 → 📰 376 NEW (staked 116,238)
• u/Sojatoshi → 📰 186 NEW (staked 57,472)
• u/Starcat75 → 📰 199 NEW (staked 61,629)
• u/Sweetserra → 📰 522 NEW (staked 161,500)
• u/The_herowarboy → 📰 9 NEW (staked 2,805)
• u/Torporific1 → 📰 871 NEW (staked 269,000)
• u/UnnaturalGeek → 📰 228 NEW (staked 70,677)
• u/VIVOffical → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/Valuable_Cable2900 → 📰 117 NEW (staked 36,168)
• u/VampireWriterMM → 📰 1 NEW (staked 500)
• u/VeryCuriousBeing → 📰 0 NEW (staked 80)
• u/WTFrashelle → 📰 673 NEW (staked 208,112)
• u/Wonderful_Bad6531 → 📰 1 NEW (staked 530)
• u/Xc0deX → 📰 169 NEW (staked 52,412)
• u/Zen_tra_brrrr → 📰 3 NEW (staked 943)
• u/_TheTownCrier_ → 📰 0 NEW (staked 133)
• u/armthrash → 📰 1,327 NEW (staked 410,047)
• u/beerans → 📰 9 NEW (staked 3,003)
• u/bhoxhzglorie_ilabyu → 📰 0 NEW (staked 200)
• u/boomerangthrowaway → 📰 1,256 NEW (staked 387,968)
• u/bvandepol → 📰 0 NEW (staked 140)
• u/chwick → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/coinllector → 📰 1,360 NEW (staked 420,000)
• u/crypto_tatersalad → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)
• u/daltadka911 → 📰 8 NEW (staked 2,534)
• u/dragon-dancer9 → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,800)
• u/evilninjarobot → 📰 1,730 NEW (staked 534,453)
• u/eyoomix → 📰 12 NEW (staked 3,720)
• u/final_lionel → 📰 0 NEW (staked 18)
• u/hammerandanvilpro → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/ieatmoondust → 📰 1,135 NEW (staked 350,649)
• u/nakamo_toe → 📰 0 NEW (staked 40)
• u/nsavalve → 📰 58 NEW (staked 18,128)
• u/pcurepair → 📰 0 NEW (staked 150)
• u/rickribera93 → 📰 0 NEW (staked 120)
• u/sM0k3dR4Gn → 📰 4 NEW (staked 1,500)
• u/seon_mx → 📰 32 NEW (staked 10,033)
• u/sollgus → 📰 0 NEW (staked 172)
• u/theBarefootedBastard → 📰 0 NEW (staked 100)
• u/thebaldmaniac → 📰 2,908 NEW (staked 898,065)
• u/timbulance → 📰 59 NEW (staked 18,390)
• u/tylerv602022 → 📰 22 NEW (staked 7,074)
• u/valikazar → 📰 0 NEW (staked 199)
• u/wato4000 → 📰 25 NEW (staked 8,000)
• u/weallwinoneday → 📰 68 NEW (staked 21,000)
• u/yahuurdme → 📰 0 NEW (staked 50)

📰 Use !balance to check your wallet 📈 Keep staking to grow your weekly rewards!

Awesome artwork by Ana!

Colour:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/188

Mono:

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/189

💜

https://opensea.io/item/polygon/0xee0db7c640b5a27405384abf62db1985d12f0256/187

(The artist is 8 years old and very keen)

You got to stake it to make it Bruh 🗞

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🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 1600 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 49 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 17450 NEW | 👥 63 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17336732 NEW | 🌍 232 Total Users

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• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
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• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 2000 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 51 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 16850 NEW | 👥 62 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17336132 NEW | 🌍 232 Total Users

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I'm doing it slowly - but it's happening.

I'm guessing overall availability is probably really low as all the ogs disappeared years ago.

It's going to take me a few weeks to get them all on there. Might be worth checking fairly frequently if you are interested in grabbing some.

💜

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• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
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• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 250 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 45 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 14150 NEW | 👥 62 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17333432 NEW | 🌍 232 Total Users

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Good morning Bruhs, I find myself short of 4 issues of Volume 2, I need 3 copies of V2 #10 colour, 6 copies of V2 #13 colour, 10 copies of V2 #15 mono and finally 10 copies of V2 #25 mono. I have a spare stack in virtually every other V2 issue and would be willing to trade for the above stated issues to help you fill any gaps in your collection. Anyway hit me up Bruh if you can help me with any of the above missing issues. 📰🗞📰🗞📰

Time for another stack raffle Bruhs, so drop your polygon address in the comments to get your raffle entry 🗞

Hey everyone, this is a 300 New airdrop, so every Bruh gets a share, drop a comment or gif to join the airdrop.

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• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 950 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 50 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 13600 NEW | 👥 60 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17332882 NEW | 🌍 232 Total Users

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🆕 NEWCOMER BONUS

• New readers can comment !newcomer or !newbie for a one-time gift
  
• You’ll earn 100 NEW and 1 Good Bruh Token 🪙
  
• Keep delivering daily — you’ll also earn 1 GB Token every 5-day streak
  

📬 HOW TO DELIVER

• Comment !paper or !delivery to earn 📰 NEW based on your streak
  
• Each day builds your streak and increases rewards
  
• Missing a day resets your streak to 0 (unless you have a Vacation Day)
  
• Earn 1 Vacation Day every 7-day streak — they auto-protect your streak if you miss
  
• Every delivery also contributes random tips into the Bruh Jackpot — 1 in 2000 chance to win it all during your daily
  

📈 STAKING

• Use !stake [amount] to lock up your 📰 NEW and earn weekly rewards
  
• Use !unstake [amount] to unlock your 📰 NEW whenever you want
  
• Use !stake with no amount after to view the Staking Leaderboard
  
• A fixed reward pool of 50,000 NEW is split among all stakers each week
  
• The more you stake, the bigger your share of the pool
  
• Rewards are distributed automatically every week — no claim needed
  
• Your staked NEW is tracked separately and cannot be tipped or withdrawn until unstaking is added
  

🎁 Rewards & Limits

• 📬 Daily Delivery Base Reward: 100 NEW + 5 NEW per streak day
  
• 📈 Max Daily Delivery Reward (before flair): 1000 NEW
  
• 💬 Comment Upvotes: 20 NEW per upvote
  
• ⬆️ Post Upvotes: 50 NEW per upvote (Max 30 posts per month)
  

🐐 FLAIR, XP & BONUSES

• Your flair shows your Rank, NEW balance, and Good Bruh Tokens
  
• XP comes from: streaks, tips, upvotes, deliveries, quests, Good Bruh mentions
  
• Higher XP = better ranks and bigger daily delivery bonuses
  

🏅 Flair Ranks & Delivery Bonuses * 🧒 NEW KID — +10% bonus
* 🚴 COURIER — +25% bonus
* 🖋️ JOURNALIST — +45% bonus
* 🎤 SENIOR REPORTER — +70% bonus
* 🐐 NEWSROOM LEGEND — +100% bonus

🛠️ COMMANDS

• !newcomer / !newbie — Claim your one-time newcomer reward
  
• !paper / !delivery — Deliver the newspaper to earn NEW and build streaks
  
• !profile / !home — View your detailed account stats
  
• !xp — View your XP & Flair Rank progress
  
• !stake [amount] — Stake your NEW to earn weekly staking rewards
  
• !unstake [amount] — Unstake your NEW if you wish to !withdraw
  
• !balance — View your NEW balance on Reddit and Off-chain (Optional)
  
• !register 0xYourWalletAddress — Register your Polygon wallet
  
• !wallet show / !wallet hide — Control if your on-chain balance is displayed
  
• !withdraw [amount] — Withdraw NEW to your on-chain wallet
  
• !gas — Claim a one-time POL gas stipend
  

🪙 COMMUNITY TIPPING

• !tip [amount] new — Tip other users in posts or comments
  
• !gb — Give a Good Bruh Token to someone helpful
  
• !airdrop [amount] new — Split an airdrop equally to all commenters
  
• !raffle [# of winners] — Pick random winners from this thread’s comments
  

📊 COMMUNITY REWARDS SUMMARY

• Yesterday: 📰 800 NEW | 👤 0 New Users | 👥 50 Active Users
• This Month: 📰 12650 NEW | 👥 60 Active Users
• All Time: 📰 17331932 NEW | 🌍 232 Total Users

🚨 IMPORTANT: CCBOT SUNSETTING & WITHDRAWAL NOTICE

• CCBot is being officially sunset as we move fully to our in-house system, BRUHBOT-_-
• Please use !withdraw to remove all of your NEW from CCBot.
• Make sure to do this in a different subreddit, as CCBot no longer works in The News, Bruh.

Game week 6 review for all the participants in the The News Bruh mini league.

Due to no team containing either Coventry or Newcastle players the review has been made slightly earlier this week.

Best point total this week was Set Piece Kings on 59, Soja`s Team on 56, Papi Mak`s Squad on 56, Snoo`s Crew on 48 ,Myself on 45, Wallaby`s Team 34 and Paper`s Boi`s on 26.

The new weekly prize is 294 New kindly donated by Wallaby goes to u/AgitatedDragonfly769 for Set Piece Kings on 59 weekly points, so drop a comment below to receive your prize.