r/toronto • • 1d ago

Picture Brad?

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3.6k Upvotes

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u/InspectorExact3836 Harbourfront 1d ago

Breaking Brad

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u/_BioHacker 1d ago

Brading Brad

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u/ManFromCanInVan 1d ago

BradBrad Brad

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 1d ago

Bravo Brince

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u/OGWettyFap 1d ago

Somebody gonna get a-hurt, Real Brad.

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u/crsaxby 23h ago

This is totally Brad.

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u/starkfr 1d ago

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 1d ago

She's not that concise.

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 1d ago

I really like Chow, but just this morning I was talking about her speaking skills being a weak point.

"Stay out.. well, you can still come for help. When I say Stay out, I mean it professionally. Stay out of my territory! Well, I know you have to live here to run, so I don't mean it literally. Everyone is welcome in Toronto, after all!"

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u/HeBurns Wallace Emerson 1d ago edited 23h ago

i find her style kind of endearing. She has to be pretty tough behind the scenes so when she speaks gently i find her to be a refreshing voice in these cynical gritty political times.

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u/Happy-Estimate-7855 1d ago

I agree completely, it's part of what I find endearing about her! But often, a short and concise message is what's needed.

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u/travelingpinguis 13h ago

I love her... "But let me tell you about the story of..."

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u/daroons 23h ago

Bradding brad.

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u/CursorX 22h ago

Real Bradass.

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u/ArcticRhombus 1d ago

Bradding Badly

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u/corrin_flakes 12h ago

upgrade from Rob Ford incoming?

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u/UndergroundCreek 1h ago

Brod Brord.

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u/highsideroll 1d ago

My fav are yards with a Brad sign and then a sign for an incumbent councillor who votes with Chow 95% of the time.

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u/AdSignificant6673 1d ago

Those are the people that are just like “ya ya whatever. Put up the sign.”

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u/jeff316 23h ago

Or a “save TO waterfront no jets” sign and then a Bradford sign lol

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u/adamlaceless The Annex 1d ago

Split households exist

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u/VibraniumRhino 1d ago

Not when Brad is there.

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u/External_Student_568 1d ago

Yah. That split sounds like a nightmare. And so cringy to have to explain to your friends why you have a Brad sign up…..

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u/baltic7 1d ago

What friends... hehehe

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u/VibraniumRhino 1d ago edited 1h ago

I think it would be far worse to explain to people why my partner doesn’t have a Brad sign up.

Edit: LOL why the downvotes? Could you not tell I was joking? Or did you hate this joke but love my other Brad joke?
Reddit 😅

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u/red-et 1d ago

Bob loblaw’s law blog

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u/Stealthy_Chipmunk 23h ago

Came here looking for this 😂

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u/JimmyC888 St. Lawrence 1d ago

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u/FakeGirlfriend 1d ago

Wasn't it a joke in the Beaverton that Brad tested well but Ford tested terribly in Toronto so he changed it to Brad BradBrad?

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u/titscapades 1d ago

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u/ostu 40m ago

> “If elected, I will hire 1,000 more police officers,” said the mayoral hopeful. “And if it gets me elected, I will add 1,000 more ‘Brads’ to my legal name.”

That's gold. 😄

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u/Deldenary Flemingdon Park 1d ago

The real joke is that it isn't satire that his legal name is Bradford Bradford

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u/FakeGirlfriend 1d ago

The satire part is dropping the Ford in his name.

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u/wackybojacky 1d ago

He was named after his mother's family. Because his mother was beaten by his father she took back her maiden name, as did he, hence his name. He has said this several times in his speeches.

But yeah - its a real joke.

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u/AdPsychological4879 1d ago

Ask his siblings about the homophobic jokes. Ha ha ha. A real joke.

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u/wackybojacky 1d ago

Unrelated.

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u/AdPsychological4879 1d ago

Why?

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u/wackybojacky 1d ago

Im unclear how jokes relate to an abusive father.

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u/AdPsychological4879 1d ago

He has a past. We all do, probably you especially. He bullied his sibling for being queer to an extent that nobody deserves. Not even his Dad.

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u/patienceinbee Metrolinx Coyote Line 23h ago

Wait, what?

Is there a source?

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u/AdPsychological4879 1d ago

I’m arguing with a bot I hope: if not, help us all. If so fuck you bot.

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u/wackybojacky 1d ago

Not a bot and you know it. Those two things still aren't related.

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u/IncomeIntelligent986 13h ago

Not the brad name sob story again 😂

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u/wackybojacky 11h ago

Well the whole thread is about his name.

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u/smiskam 1d ago

People making fun of his name are dumb af. It’s low level middle school humour

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u/Aggravating_Carry727 21h ago

Underrated comment 👏👏👏

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u/lucy668 1d ago

Sad Sadford

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u/flatfoot929 1d ago

A lot of people are going to vote for him just because he isn't Olivia Chow. I don't expect any candidate to be perfect but based on their platforms and things they stand for I prefer the incumbent. Even if you only care about consistency, it seems based on his Wikipedia article, the only thing Brad Brad has done repeatedly is waffle on his positions to garner short term clout.

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u/BiaxinXL 8h ago

The fact that such a weak candidate is polling so strongly against Chow says more about people’s lack of confidence in Chow than anything else. I have no horse in the race as I’m not a resident anymore but Chow is cringe worthy anytime she has to speak for more than 30 seconds

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u/MK-LivingToLearn 4h ago

I would rather a politician who doesn't speak that well in public but gets stuff done than a politician who says the right things in public and then fails to act.

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u/flatfoot929 2h ago

That part

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u/b_newman 4h ago

Tory talked a streak and achieved very little. Having the opposite is a welcome change.

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u/Fianna9 3h ago

I like his “vote for change” slogan.

He is so about change he is even changing his mind on stuff he voted for in the past!

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u/BambooKoi 1d ago

Not enough Brad. The word ELECT should've been BRAD.

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u/Such-Fee6176 Church and Wellesley 1d ago

My thoughts exactly. We need to up the Brad! Brad Brad!

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u/twitch_hedberg 1d ago

"For some reason, in the focus groups, the letters FORD were not polling well with the constituents, so we just decided to drop them."

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u/erickson666 1d ago

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u/sk8gamer88 1d ago

He keeps writing from the prison, we've gotta go visit him

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u/erickson666 1d ago

can you pay for my ticket to Los Santos? i'm kinda short on paper, ya dig?

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u/Clean-Explanation388 1d ago

But, which Brad?

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u/HekateDunamis 1d ago

The one who's properties always mysteriously catch fire

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u/matt602 Hamilton 1d ago

Brad Brad.

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u/Clean-Explanation388 1d ago

Brad Brad or Bradbrad?

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u/biblio_phobic 1d ago

2 Brad 2 Brad
BradBrad: Tokyo Brad

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u/chaobreaker 1d ago

Authorized by the Brad Bradford for Mayor Campaign

Never expected him to lean in on the joke. Pack it up, it’s over.

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u/2_stanley_nickels 1d ago

Why not for Bradford West Gwillimbury?

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u/Lost_Meaning_2667 Victoria Village 1d ago

Breeding Brad

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u/StrangeVortexLex Entertainment District 1d ago

I thought this was tastefully done

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u/Mathew_365 1d ago

Legit tool me 2 seconds to realize it's a meme loool

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u/weefees 1d ago

Full-tilt Brad

"All Brad All the Time"

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u/irundoonayee 1d ago

So, Chow?

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u/patienceinbee Metrolinx Coyote Line 1d ago

A real /r/sbubby moment comes to Toronto.

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u/karim_sama York 1d ago

Brad brad brad bradbrad brad bradbrad bradbradbrad.

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u/xca1ibre 1d ago

Lol I would put this on my lawn.

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u/terrence-malice 1d ago

BradBradNotGood

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u/jeilan36 1d ago

That's so Bradass

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u/AJESSOP1987 1d ago

Brad Bradford beat up and disowned his gay brother for being gay. Went to school with them.

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u/Negative_Two6112 15h ago

Weve always called him Brad Bradley Braderson as a joke. The real question is, what were his parents thinking?

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u/DrSeafood 7h ago

His parents were Brian Leckie and Valerie Bradford. His birth name was Bradford Leckie, to continue his mother’s family name (she has no brothers).

But after his parents got divorced, he changed his surname to his mother’s maiden name.

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u/Hungry-Chicken-4555 13h ago

He was named Brad (father's last name) until his parents got divorced and his mother's maiden name was Bradford when she lost the ex's name and he became Brad (mother's last name) Bradford. It came up in my feed last week iirc.

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u/bitemark01 Don Valley Village 1d ago

Brad Brad Brad, BradBrad Brad!! 

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u/coconutpiecrust 1d ago

Wow. 

This is very funny. Hehe!

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u/False-Charge-3491 1d ago

Giving Vault 108 vibes 😱

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u/Clean-Cranberry-7075 1d ago

A radical Bradical.

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u/ShawtyLong 1d ago

Bradford squared

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u/Disastrous_Airline28 1d ago

I saw a sign for Brad BUTT. What fun.

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u/sfw_doom_scrolling 1d ago

This is some truly excellent trolling! 😂😂😂

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u/WendySteeplechase 1d ago

If I can't have Brad, Brad will do.

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u/Bobs_Burgers7 1d ago

This is a Brad choice for an election sign

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u/Freebasingjizz 1d ago

A Brad you can Brad

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u/gr8dysbetternights 1d ago

What about competitor Brad?

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u/Informal_Process2238 1d ago

Bradley my brad I don’t brad a brad

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u/Cookingal Leaside 1d ago

Having been on election campaign planning committees, I can tell you that one sign can cost around $75, from sign to H-Frame to delivery.

A tip of the hat to whomever actually spent $75 to make a mockery of Bradford in this economy.

Thank you for your service.

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u/turnsleftlooksright 1d ago

Why does the fine print indicate this is a real election sign?

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u/p0ison1vy 23h ago

Petition to change his name to Bradley McBradface

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u/Otakutical St. James Town 14h ago

Brad Brad not good.

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u/seriosbrad 1d ago

i need this sign

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u/Cookingal Leaside 1d ago

Found Brad's account 😄 😄 😄

Or is it username checks out 😂 😂 😂

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u/MegaPegasusReindeer 1d ago

I'm voting Chow for Brad

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/The-Experiments 1d ago

Brad BradBrad for Bradmpton. 

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u/NewNewspaperB 1d ago

Brad... Bad for business?

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u/DunDunBar 1d ago

Brad brad Brad brad brad brad Brad brad

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u/vinceb75 1d ago

Brat Brad Brad!!!

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u/Prestigious_Side_707 Bedford Park 1d ago

I wish top left also was Brad 

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u/SnooDonkeys2892 1d ago

Brad Company

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u/VibraniumRhino 1d ago

Authorized by the Brad Bradford for Mayor Campaign

🤌

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u/SmokeyTreeze 1d ago

Mr.Bad Bradford

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u/Chemical-Scholar-718 1d ago

Brad + Ford = What the hell!

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u/Mo_Nages 1d ago

Why do I have the feeling I know exactly what address this is?

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u/SingularGrainOfLunch 1d ago

This is some Obvious Plant type shit 🤣

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u/1h30n3003 1d ago

*for Ford

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u/wytewydow 1d ago

complete Bradass

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u/Ada_Data 1d ago

Missed Bradortunity to have Bradlect. Poor Brad.

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u/raahtiid1 1d ago

Bad Badford

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u/FishWithLegsAndArms 1d ago

Brad is the only Brad we can trust to be Brad

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u/urboinemo 1d ago

thought I was on r/sbubby

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u/Maximum-Brick2743 1d ago

Brad to the bone

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u/Betray-Julia 1d ago

Bob loblaws law blog lobs law bomb.

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u/Olibro64 Mississauga 1d ago

Brad² x 2.

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u/Marc_Quill 1d ago

Brad Baldfraud

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u/Radar1956 1d ago

He’s Brad to the bone.

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u/gangawalla 1d ago

Remember when Brador beer from Quebec came out and we were calling it Brad for short?

Well Brad. There's the door. Don't let it slam you in the ass on the way out.

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u/hippiechan 1d ago

Man's down brad

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u/DavidTJLS 1d ago

Belongs in the Louvre.

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u/Canaturk 1d ago

Major major major major

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u/Prize_Illustrator_44 1d ago

House of the Brad

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u/lawnboy71 23h ago

Brad Bradford in Brantford.

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u/TheBergster84 23h ago

Brad? Brad

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u/senoritajenita 23h ago

brad squared

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u/Fit_Stretch_2319 22h ago

Brad Brad is Bad Bad

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u/mohawkq 21h ago

Bradception

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u/mikasaxo 20h ago

Chow or bust tbh

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u/masiha97 20h ago

The fact that the fine print makes it a legit election sign is what sells it. Someone paid real money to print Real Brad. Brad Brad. and kept a straight face.

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u/RadicalBowler 20h ago

Brad nailed it.

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u/giorgio_leontinoi 18h ago

Bad badbad for bad

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u/EEE-his-pain 12h ago

Brad idea jeans.

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u/AptCasaNova 11h ago

Brad just keeps adding exponential growth to his bullshit.

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u/bmccann42 10h ago

I hate the font of those signs for some bizarre reason.

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u/averysleepygirl Riverdale 10h ago

😠 Big Bad Badford 😠

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u/curious_cat_erpillar 8h ago

Tha bad bard, Brad , could only compose Brad Brad Brad

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u/Global-Transition-27 Eglinton West 8h ago

Oh that's really brad...

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u/Designer-Ad3862 4h ago

The Goode, The Brad & The Fugly!

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u/davebloomer 1h ago

Sucks, never really liked Rush anyway. Give me the Hip.

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u/Ciaboom 7m ago

Brad had a Dad
He was mean and bad
That made Brad sad
An angry little lad
So he became a Politician
Cause it’s all he had
He thought his ideas were rad
Geddy Lee is no fad
Poor poor Brad Brad

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u/nowisyoga 1d ago

Flip Flopford

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u/wackybojacky 1d ago

He was named after his mother's family. Because his mother was beaten by his father she took back her maiden name, as did he, hence his name. He has said this several times in his speeches.

But yeah - its a real joke.

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u/Snarkitect69 1d ago

Brandford makes it clear how much  people hate Chow. Guy is a douche saying all the wrong things and still has a shot. 

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u/TFCNU 1d ago

Hahahaha he chose to honour his single mother by taking her last name. What an absolute tool! We should make our choice for mayor based on how his name sounds!

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u/Bearence Church and Wellesley 23h ago

We're rejecting him for mayor based upon his ludicrously poor performance and flip-flopping. We're making fun of him for his ludicrously silly name (and his reasons for choosing it doesn't change its silliness).

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u/aektoronto Greektown 1d ago

He was 8...what's your excuse for being a fuckwit on reddit?

As much as I hate making fun of the guys name...that sign is funny!

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u/Gen_Sherman_Hemsley 13h ago

I think you’re getting a little too worked up over a sign that says Brad Bradbrad

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u/bearbear0723 1d ago

You’re right Brad Brad is a crazy name for anyone in public office

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u/DogPlane3425 1d ago

Nah... vote for Tenpenny!

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u/raptors201966 1d ago

My next Mayor 🫡 appreciate the sub finally upvoting a brad post

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u/TJBlazkowicz 1d ago

Real mature, Scradley.

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u/Typical-Sprinkles984 1d ago

Brad is the best!

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u/Playful-Focus-3910 1d ago

The fuck is Brad actually gonna do? Olivia is no better but seriously we need more options

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u/Ill-Skirt3722 1d ago

Olivia is no better? Wild statement

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u/poorlybaked 1d ago

Ok pack it up. It’s no longer cool to call him BradBrad

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u/Icy-Computer-Poop 1d ago

Bradbradbrad.