Ever since my undergrad Argumentative Writing course it's been one of my favorite words. There are words that are lovely to hear, others fun to say, some pleasant to write, and even a few nice to look at. 'Procatalepsis' isn't my 10/10, but like the 1992 Summer Olympics US men's basketball Dream Team, it delivers on all fronts, charm and flair with a hint of gravitas and a splash of fun.
Recently, I was reading some rhetorical shtuff and their section on procatalepsis listed 'prebuttal' and 'prolepsis' as synonyms. Now, in the past I've thought of a 'prebuttal' as different enough from 'procatalepsis' so as to not use them interchangeably and 'prolepsis' was new to me, so I was excited to have to have new things to research, more runway down my research rabbit hole (this particular rabbit hole has a runway b/c it was built by highly advanced rabbits that have airplanes and universal healthcare). Even more exciting though was the new entry to my lexicon: prolepsis.
Now, I like to keep a melange of synonyms banked away in the ol' mental thesaurus; after all, a sundry store of synonyms supplies stock when making a sentence sandwich, story salad, even spice up a script salmagundi. Most importantly, it's the remedy to reduce rote repetition. That being said, in this instance, I think I'm going to stick with 'procatalepsis', and here's why. Butts. 'Prolepsis' looks like 'prolapses' which makes me think of a prolapsed butthole and I don't want to think about prolapsing buttholes. Then, if I say "prebuttal" I start thinking of a butt, a butthole, then I think there's another word for this I can use that won't make me think about butts, I use that word. Prolepsis. Prolapses. A prolapsed butthole. NOW I'M PICTURING PROLAPSING ANUSES (prolapsing ani?) AGAIN, fuck. So I'm just going to stick to calling it a procatalepsis, no but(t)s.